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UW Vetting Four Coaching Candidates All With Ties To Petersen...

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  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,168

    TheHB said:

    TXDawg said:

    ntxduck said:

    There’s 0 chance harsin leaves auburn for UW so I think this list is sus. But he sucks anyways so you don’t want him

    In the P5, Harsin will be an underperforming college football coach that somehow still maintains a good enough reputation that people sign him for 6 years, $30 million and buy him out after year three.

    Basically, he's living the life I wish I had.
    Harsin is Sark minus the booze and boogers.
    What's the point then?

    This whole Boise State v2.0 is stupid as fuck. Aside from Peterman himself, what fucking former Boise State coach killed it/is killing it anywhere besides Boise State?


    For every Peterman there are 2 Dan Hawkins out there waiting to fuck up a program and collect a big check. That's why I don't get a sweatpants boner over these non P5 "rising star" candidates. Although admittedly any one of them could out coach Lake after dropping a dozen hits of LSD and drinking a pint of rubbing alcohol.
    A 33% success rate sounds pretty damn good. That well exceeds the average success rate overall.

    As always, most coaches suck. It's hard.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    As soon as I read the headline I knew the story: Cohen is trying for another Peterson "miracle" hire to save her ass.

    Unfortunately Saint Haden isn't here to help this time.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter

    TXDawg said:

    I’m still trying to figure out why we’re letting a guy who jumped ship to be on TV and left us with that shitbag Lake, have so much influence over this hire.

    That's because Jen Cohen is clutching to Petersen like he's a branch upon the banks of a raging river
    This. Exactly, precisely THIS.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter

    TheHB said:

    TXDawg said:

    ntxduck said:

    There’s 0 chance harsin leaves auburn for UW so I think this list is sus. But he sucks anyways so you don’t want him

    In the P5, Harsin will be an underperforming college football coach that somehow still maintains a good enough reputation that people sign him for 6 years, $30 million and buy him out after year three.

    Basically, he's living the life I wish I had.
    Harsin is Sark minus the booze and boogers.
    What's the point then?

    This whole Boise State v2.0 is stupid as fuck. Aside from Peterman himself, what fucking former Boise State coach killed it/is killing it anywhere besides Boise State?

    For every Peterman there are 2 Dan Hawkins out there waiting to fuck up a program and collect a big check. That's why I don't get a sweatpants boner over these non P5 "rising star" candidates. Although admittedly any one of them could out coach Lake after dropping a dozen hits of LSD and drinking a pint of rubbing alcohol.
    A 33% success rate sounds pretty damn good. That well exceeds the average success rate overall.

    As always, most coaches suck. It's hard.
    Is that foul-mouthed street-fighter coach from Independence Community College on S3 of Last Chance U available?

    I'd buy a ticket to see an all out brawl between UW and Oregon.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    Wilcox is a hard fucking No. He's got Sark Goo all over him.
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,358

    Wilcox is a hard fucking No. He's got Sark Goo all over him.

    Wilcox doesn't even strike me as very "Sark-y". He's just mediocre on his own accord.
    This. Jonathan smith has been more impressive.