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I'm so sick of Peterman

HuskyJW
HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,309
Practicing on a Sunday?

How can they be a " OKG" if can't even go to church on the Sabbath? He's lost all perspective. Sark would have had these guys rested and ready to rock.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,168
    You'd think he'd be coaching a church team on Sundays.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
    Oh yes, I remember all those fun days at the Lake with Sark. That really helped them on their tackling and special teams play. What a great guy Sark was. It's too bad we have old stick-in-the-mud who insists on "practicing" every day.
  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511

    You'd think he'd be coaching a church team on Sundays.

    Church is overrated.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    PurpleJ said:

    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.

    I like to talk about Terrance Kelly multiple times a year like he was the greatest human being ever even though he was never a student at the UofO for one second, but I never even remotely mention Todd Doxey who was a student, on the team, and died in Eugene.

    I like to do that. eDuckFS
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    He'd never cut it in the SEC
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    Mosster47 said:

    PurpleJ said:

    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.

    I like to talk about Terrance Kelly multiple times a year like he was the greatest human being ever even though he was never a student at the UofO for one second, but I never even remotely mention Todd Doxey who was a student, on the team, and died in Eugene.

    I like to do that. eDuckFS
    Trying way too hard to fit in. Kelly and Doxey references are about as funny as a Curtis Williams joke. In other words, not at all.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,309
    Can think of a few posters on here that I would like to see go swimming in the Mackenzie River
  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    HuskyJW said:

    Can think of a few posters on here that I would like to see go swimming in the Mackenzie River

    *Gurgle*
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,168

    Oh yes, I remember all those fun days at the Lake with Sark. That really helped them on their tackling and special teams play. What a great guy Sark was. It's too bad we have old stick-in-the-mud who insists on "practicing" every day.

    Yeah and he focuses on insignificant things like details. Dude brahs just wing it, man. Peterman just doesn't "get" it. First time in 5 years we haven't won the offseason natty. Any momentum the program had is dead. He's like Ty in this way. But I'm not saying he's like Ty. Learn the fucking difference.
    Disagree. We traded Sark for Petersen. If that didn't win us the offseason natty, nothing will.
  • Blackie
    Blackie Member Posts: 499

    Mosster47 said:

    PurpleJ said:

    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.

    I like to talk about Terrance Kelly multiple times a year like he was the greatest human being ever even though he was never a student at the UofO for one second, but I never even remotely mention Todd Doxey who was a student, on the team, and died in Eugene.

    I like to do that. eDuckFS
    Trying way too hard to fit in. Kelly and Doxey references are about as funny as a Curtis Williams joke. In other words, not at all.
    Disafuckingree
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    PurpleJ said:

    Do the pants come in a 52 inch waist? Asking for a friend...

    Fetters lost weight?
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,730 Founders Club

    Mosster47 said:

    PurpleJ said:

    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.

    I like to talk about Terrance Kelly multiple times a year like he was the greatest human being ever even though he was never a student at the UofO for one second, but I never even remotely mention Todd Doxey who was a student, on the team, and died in Eugene.

    I like to do that. eDuckFS
    Trying way too hard to fit in. Kelly and Doxey references are about as funny as a Curtis Williams joke. In other words, not at all.
    I'm a pretty fucked up individual, but the whole "gurgle" joke never appealed to me.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    dnc said:

    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.

    I was gonna guess neither one of them could swim
    Rayciss much?
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    dnc said:

    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.

    I was gonna guess neither one of them could swim
    Too obvious. You might get awesomes from the simpletons on this board but my joke was above the rim.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    MisterEm said:

    dnc said:

    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.

    I was gonna guess neither one of them could swim
    Rayciss much?
    In my defense Kevin Ward Jr can't swim either.

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.

    I was gonna guess neither one of them could swim
    Too obvious. You might get awesomes from the simpletons on this board but my joke was above the rim.
    You're right, their deadness wasn't at all obvious.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Mosster47 said:

    PurpleJ said:

    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.

    I like to talk about Terrance Kelly multiple times a year like he was the greatest human being ever even though he was never a student at the UofO for one second, but I never even remotely mention Todd Doxey who was a student, on the team, and died in Eugene.

    I like to do that. eDuckFS
    Trying way too hard to fit in. Kelly and Doxey references are about as funny as a Curtis Williams joke. In other words, not at all.

    It wasn't a joke load sock. It was the reality that Duck fans still send out masses of T's & P's to a guy that none of them could pick out of a lineup that was never even a Duck, yet never give mention to a kid that was a Duck and died in Eugene.

    You're trying to hard to be a PC cock bag, and succeeding.

  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    PurpleJ said:

    These kids should all be on a boat in the middle of Lake Washington right now, working on their swimming skills to avoid losing players to preseason gurgle accidents. How can he expect to have a good team if they aren't bro-ing out and working on their tans during this critical juncture? Where's the camaraderie?

    Peterman is a prick who can't relate to his team.

    I like to talk about Terrance Kelly multiple times a year like he was the greatest human being ever even though he was never a student at the UofO for one second, but I never even remotely mention Todd Doxey who was a student, on the team, and died in Eugene.

    I like to do that. eDuckFS
    Trying way too hard to fit in. Kelly and Doxey references are about as funny as a Curtis Williams joke. In other words, not at all.

    It wasn't a joke load sock. It was the reality that Duck fans still send out masses of T's & P's to a guy that none of them could pick out of a lineup that was never even a Duck, yet never give mention to a kid that was a Duck and died in Eugene.

    You're trying to hard to be a PC cock bag, and succeeding.

    Those of us with reading comprehension skills understood your post.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    dnc said:

    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.

    I was gonna guess neither one of them could swim
    Rayciss much?
    In my defense Kevin Ward Jr can't swim either.

    Apparently neither could the KOMO helicopter pilot.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    TheGlove said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    dnc said:

    What do Todd Doxey and Curtis Williams have in common?






























































    They're both dead.

    I was gonna guess neither one of them could swim
    Rayciss much?
    In my defense Kevin Ward Jr can't swim either.

    Apparently neither could the KOMO helicopter pilot.
    Too soon. PGOS would like a word with you.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    You know who really can't swim?


    The people of Oso.