Traffic's never been higher? Three months free trial?

Ended up working over 18 hours instead, emergency shutdown, doing another 16 hour shift after. Party called off, haven't come up for air until just now. All I know is that the Huskies lost, but, I mean, come on: that was always going to happen.
And now... HOLY SHIT! I'm already having to go back to midway through page six!? Donovan's fired!? Jimmy's suspended without pay!? What the fuck is going on around here!? Imagine having zero news since Friday and logging onto Hardcore Husky just now.
Stalin must be at the Porsche dealership as we speak with all that new WAM sub monies.
Anyways, fuck you guys; I'm not reading six and a half pages. Free gift certificate to @huskyhooligan's gloryhole to anybody willing to provide the executive summary. Bonus if it involves monkeys and Pole Assassin.
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Cliff notes: FYFMFE
Sorry you have to work yourself to death. At least it’s less time you have to spend with your fat wife and heathen kids… oh, wait. -
Jimmy punched a walk on on national tv. He’s getting fired. Under suspension right now. Gregory interim HC. The hot stove is whirling we’ve had Bob Stoops to all the way Tom Herman rumors. Weird times
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Five minutes. Nice. This is why I hang with you degens. Gracias.
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EDIT: I’m a dumb fuck.
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He should/will be fired. No shot he survives this. Dead man walking.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Fudgie, you know how I treasure you so BUT you’re hitting ektard levels of inaccuracy. Almost to the point of whatever you say the complete opposite happens.backthepack said:Jimmy punched a walk on on national tv. He’s getting fired. Under suspension right now. Gregory interim HC. The hot stove is whirling we’ve had Bob Stoops to all the way Tom Herman rumors. Weird times
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You had to edit that?...dirtysouwfdawg said:EDIT: I’m a dumb fuck.
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Damn screen shots.
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On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.
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I like BigErn just fine, but Reno is still a shit hole.1to392831weretaken said:On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.
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Hooray for @Doog_de_Jour and @DoogCourics1to392831weretaken said:On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.
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We knowdirtysouwfdawg said:EDIT: I’m a dumb fuck.
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False! Except for 4th street and El Rancho. Don't go there at night. Or do, depending on what you're into.RoadDawg55 said:
I like BigErn just fine, but Reno is still a shit hole.1to392831weretaken said:On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.
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I'm just hoping it's a brief cameo.1to392831weretaken said:On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.
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Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.
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HF as of less than two weeks ago. Boy must they have buyer's remorse...biak1 said:Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.
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Please translatebiak1 said:Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.
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British Petroleum. Not sure what the C is, but P66 is Phillips 66.CallMeBigErn said:
Please translatebiak1 said:Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.
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The old ConocoPhillips
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He sounds poor.dirtysouwfdawg said:Cliff notes: FYFMFE
Sorry you have to work yourself to death. At least it’s less time you have to spend with your fat wife and heathen kids… oh, wait.