Dumbest fucking quote ever
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Why even have rankings produced from methodical data when you can just ask turd bomber how many cocktail waitresses he knows from each school?MikeSeaver said:
Weirdest shit I’ve ever seen on here.TurdBomber said:
You make the same mistake parents of college dropouts make. You're unwittingly judging a school primarily by the caliber of the student who attends it, not by what the actual quality and rigor of the school is. Test scores don't mean shit anymore and most state institutions in the liberal progressive west are removing them from the application process. Prep courses and grade inflation have ruined the application process anyway.ntxduck said:
Take a look at average test scores, average post grad income, recruiting programs with big firms etc. then.TurdBomber said:
Judging a school's efficacy and quality solely by it's acceptance rate is retarded. Doing business with graduates of each institution is a much better metric.MontlakeDon said:
A 20 second google search on each school’s respective site says otherwise. Either you are a duck troll or really just that retarded.TurdBomber said:
Gee, I wonder if the sunny weather and Westwood has anything to do with it.MontlakeDon said:
Yeah you lost me at UCLA and UW being the same. UW acceptance is 53%, UCLA is 12%. Absolute Doog take. We are a fantastic school, let’s just leave it at that and not look like retards by going any further.TurdBomber said:
Who's doing these rankings? I've tangled with plenty of alumni from all these schools, and here's my findings.BleachedAnusDawg said:
We're (?) 4th, but there are 4 schools ranked higher?MontlakeDon said:
We are fourth in the conference for academics. UCLA, U$C, Cal, and Stanford are all ranked higher. Don’t play the “academics” bullshit if we aren’t even top three. I’m a UW alum and smh at the amount of doogs in this thread. UW is great academically but no one bats an eye outside the northwest.sinceredawg said:Not sure why everyone is wigging about this statement. It throws shade on Oregon's shitty academics - which you should be doing.
Berkley is shit and has been coasting on it's inflated rep for decades. Same story with USC.
Stanford>>>UW not because of the school, but because of the students they attract and enroll.
Academically UCLA and UW are basically a toss-up, but I'd give UW the nod because the majority of Californians are unparalleled woke dumb-fucks who vote for pure diaper gravy politicians, repeatedly.
Nah. I'm sure it's all academis.
UW law school accepts a lower percentage than Harvard. Must mean Harvard Law is worse than UWL.
But carry on with Google and Newsweek rankings, chump.
But I’m sure you’re anecdotal evidence is super scientific. UW is a great school. And if you want to live in Seattle and work for Microsoft or Amazon there’s no where better on earth.
But it’s not comparable to those four, especially when you get outside the NW.
If you're gonna tell me UCLA is a "better" institution, I'll introduce you to several cocktail waitresses who graduated from there. USC has a fail-proof alumni association that rivals Notre Dame for nationwide hookups for it's fuck-ups who can't earn their way into a good job. I'll introduce you to the USC film school grad who paints houses for a living and the twice bankrupt, former produce guy and USC alum I worked with who made a fortune in the old 1-900 industry before losing it all. But hey, they both have jobs, so that USC degree is gold-plated.
Stanford is in a class by itself. Cal is a fucking cancer, USC takes care of its homies, and UCLA is about what you'd expect from it's location, on par with UW academically.
Post Grad Income? Look where it's located. Ya think that's a factor that favors it over UW? -
The one thing that is clear is that uw fans seem to be as sensitive as Oregon fans if you talk academic smack. Academics is not real life like football. Not a good look.
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At Olympia High academis were important unlike the rubes at Tumwater High
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Stick with Newsweek. It's your speed.ntxduck said:
Why even have rankings produced from methodical data when you can just ask turd bomber how many cocktail waitresses he knows from each school?MikeSeaver said:
Weirdest shit I’ve ever seen on here.TurdBomber said:
You make the same mistake parents of college dropouts make. You're unwittingly judging a school primarily by the caliber of the student who attends it, not by what the actual quality and rigor of the school is. Test scores don't mean shit anymore and most state institutions in the liberal progressive west are removing them from the application process. Prep courses and grade inflation have ruined the application process anyway.ntxduck said:
Take a look at average test scores, average post grad income, recruiting programs with big firms etc. then.TurdBomber said:
Judging a school's efficacy and quality solely by it's acceptance rate is retarded. Doing business with graduates of each institution is a much better metric.MontlakeDon said:
A 20 second google search on each school’s respective site says otherwise. Either you are a duck troll or really just that retarded.TurdBomber said:
Gee, I wonder if the sunny weather and Westwood has anything to do with it.MontlakeDon said:
Yeah you lost me at UCLA and UW being the same. UW acceptance is 53%, UCLA is 12%. Absolute Doog take. We are a fantastic school, let’s just leave it at that and not look like retards by going any further.TurdBomber said:
Who's doing these rankings? I've tangled with plenty of alumni from all these schools, and here's my findings.BleachedAnusDawg said:
We're (?) 4th, but there are 4 schools ranked higher?MontlakeDon said:
We are fourth in the conference for academics. UCLA, U$C, Cal, and Stanford are all ranked higher. Don’t play the “academics” bullshit if we aren’t even top three. I’m a UW alum and smh at the amount of doogs in this thread. UW is great academically but no one bats an eye outside the northwest.sinceredawg said:Not sure why everyone is wigging about this statement. It throws shade on Oregon's shitty academics - which you should be doing.
Berkley is shit and has been coasting on it's inflated rep for decades. Same story with USC.
Stanford>>>UW not because of the school, but because of the students they attract and enroll.
Academically UCLA and UW are basically a toss-up, but I'd give UW the nod because the majority of Californians are unparalleled woke dumb-fucks who vote for pure diaper gravy politicians, repeatedly.
Nah. I'm sure it's all academis.
UW law school accepts a lower percentage than Harvard. Must mean Harvard Law is worse than UWL.
But carry on with Google and Newsweek rankings, chump.
But I’m sure you’re anecdotal evidence is super scientific. UW is a great school. And if you want to live in Seattle and work for Microsoft or Amazon there’s no where better on earth.
But it’s not comparable to those four, especially when you get outside the NW.
If you're gonna tell me UCLA is a "better" institution, I'll introduce you to several cocktail waitresses who graduated from there. USC has a fail-proof alumni association that rivals Notre Dame for nationwide hookups for it's fuck-ups who can't earn their way into a good job. I'll introduce you to the USC film school grad who paints houses for a living and the twice bankrupt, former produce guy and USC alum I worked with who made a fortune in the old 1-900 industry before losing it all. But hey, they both have jobs, so that USC degree is gold-plated.
Stanford is in a class by itself. Cal is a fucking cancer, USC takes care of its homies, and UCLA is about what you'd expect from it's location, on par with UW academically.
Post Grad Income? Look where it's located. Ya think that's a factor that favors it over UW? -
You must be new here.MikeSeaver said:
Weirdest shit I’ve ever seen on here.TurdBomber said:
You make the same mistake parents of college dropouts make. You're unwittingly judging a school primarily by the caliber of the student who attends it, not by what the actual quality and rigor of the school is. Test scores don't mean shit anymore and most state institutions in the liberal progressive west are removing them from the application process. Prep courses and grade inflation have ruined the application process anyway.ntxduck said:
Take a look at average test scores, average post grad income, recruiting programs with big firms etc. then.TurdBomber said:
Judging a school's efficacy and quality solely by it's acceptance rate is retarded. Doing business with graduates of each institution is a much better metric.MontlakeDon said:
A 20 second google search on each school’s respective site says otherwise. Either you are a duck troll or really just that retarded.TurdBomber said:
Gee, I wonder if the sunny weather and Westwood has anything to do with it.MontlakeDon said:
Yeah you lost me at UCLA and UW being the same. UW acceptance is 53%, UCLA is 12%. Absolute Doog take. We are a fantastic school, let’s just leave it at that and not look like retards by going any further.TurdBomber said:
Who's doing these rankings? I've tangled with plenty of alumni from all these schools, and here's my findings.BleachedAnusDawg said:
We're (?) 4th, but there are 4 schools ranked higher?MontlakeDon said:
We are fourth in the conference for academics. UCLA, U$C, Cal, and Stanford are all ranked higher. Don’t play the “academics” bullshit if we aren’t even top three. I’m a UW alum and smh at the amount of doogs in this thread. UW is great academically but no one bats an eye outside the northwest.sinceredawg said:Not sure why everyone is wigging about this statement. It throws shade on Oregon's shitty academics - which you should be doing.
Berkley is shit and has been coasting on it's inflated rep for decades. Same story with USC.
Stanford>>>UW not because of the school, but because of the students they attract and enroll.
Academically UCLA and UW are basically a toss-up, but I'd give UW the nod because the majority of Californians are unparalleled woke dumb-fucks who vote for pure diaper gravy politicians, repeatedly.
Nah. I'm sure it's all academis.
UW law school accepts a lower percentage than Harvard. Must mean Harvard Law is worse than UWL.
But carry on with Google and Newsweek rankings, chump.
But I’m sure you’re anecdotal evidence is super scientific. UW is a great school. And if you want to live in Seattle and work for Microsoft or Amazon there’s no where better on earth.
But it’s not comparable to those four, especially when you get outside the NW.
If you're gonna tell me UCLA is a "better" institution, I'll introduce you to several cocktail waitresses who graduated from there. USC has a fail-proof alumni association that rivals Notre Dame for nationwide hookups for it's fuck-ups who can't earn their way into a good job. I'll introduce you to the USC film school grad who paints houses for a living and the twice bankrupt, former produce guy and USC alum I worked with who made a fortune in the old 1-900 industry before losing it all. But hey, they both have jobs, so that USC degree is gold-plated.
Stanford is in a class by itself. Cal is a fucking cancer, USC takes care of its homies, and UCLA is about what you'd expect from it's location, on par with UW academically.
Post Grad Income? Look where it's located. Ya think that's a factor that favors it over UW? -
You sound poor as fuck. Get some more successful friends.TurdBomber said:
You make the same mistake parents of college dropouts make. You're unwittingly judging a school primarily by the caliber of the student who attends it, not by what the actual quality and rigor of the school is. Test scores don't mean shit anymore and most state institutions in the liberal progressive west are removing them from the application process. Prep courses and grade inflation have ruined the application process anyway.ntxduck said:
Take a look at average test scores, average post grad income, recruiting programs with big firms etc. then.TurdBomber said:
Judging a school's efficacy and quality solely by it's acceptance rate is retarded. Doing business with graduates of each institution is a much better metric.MontlakeDon said:
A 20 second google search on each school’s respective site says otherwise. Either you are a duck troll or really just that retarded.TurdBomber said:
Gee, I wonder if the sunny weather and Westwood has anything to do with it.MontlakeDon said:
Yeah you lost me at UCLA and UW being the same. UW acceptance is 53%, UCLA is 12%. Absolute Doog take. We are a fantastic school, let’s just leave it at that and not look like retards by going any further.TurdBomber said:
Who's doing these rankings? I've tangled with plenty of alumni from all these schools, and here's my findings.BleachedAnusDawg said:
We're (?) 4th, but there are 4 schools ranked higher?MontlakeDon said:
We are fourth in the conference for academics. UCLA, U$C, Cal, and Stanford are all ranked higher. Don’t play the “academics” bullshit if we aren’t even top three. I’m a UW alum and smh at the amount of doogs in this thread. UW is great academically but no one bats an eye outside the northwest.sinceredawg said:Not sure why everyone is wigging about this statement. It throws shade on Oregon's shitty academics - which you should be doing.
Berkley is shit and has been coasting on it's inflated rep for decades. Same story with USC.
Stanford>>>UW not because of the school, but because of the students they attract and enroll.
Academically UCLA and UW are basically a toss-up, but I'd give UW the nod because the majority of Californians are unparalleled woke dumb-fucks who vote for pure diaper gravy politicians, repeatedly.
Nah. I'm sure it's all academis.
UW law school accepts a lower percentage than Harvard. Must mean Harvard Law is worse than UWL.
But carry on with Google and Newsweek rankings, chump.
But I’m sure you’re anecdotal evidence is super scientific. UW is a great school. And if you want to live in Seattle and work for Microsoft or Amazon there’s no where better on earth.
But it’s not comparable to those four, especially when you get outside the NW.
If you're gonna tell me UCLA is a "better" institution, I'll introduce you to several cocktail waitresses who graduated from there. USC has a fail-proof alumni association that rivals Notre Dame for nationwide hookups for it's fuck-ups who can't earn their way into a good job. I'll introduce you to the USC film school grad who paints houses for a living and the twice bankrupt, former produce guy and USC alum I worked with who made a fortune in the old 1-900 industry before losing it all. But hey, they both have jobs, so that USC degree is gold-plated.
Stanford is in a class by itself. Cal is a fucking cancer, USC takes care of its homies, and UCLA is about what you'd expect from it's location, on par with UW academically.
Post Grad Income? Look where it's located. Ya think that's a factor that favors it over UW? -
You said you’re………..ntxduck said:
Take a look at average test scores, average post grad income, recruiting programs with big firms etc. then.TurdBomber said:
Judging a school's efficacy and quality solely by it's acceptance rate is retarded. Doing business with graduates of each institution is a much better metric.MontlakeDon said:
A 20 second google search on each school’s respective site says otherwise. Either you are a duck troll or really just that retarded.TurdBomber said:
Gee, I wonder if the sunny weather and Westwood has anything to do with it.MontlakeDon said:
Yeah you lost me at UCLA and UW being the same. UW acceptance is 53%, UCLA is 12%. Absolute Doog take. We are a fantastic school, let’s just leave it at that and not look like retards by going any further.TurdBomber said:
Who's doing these rankings? I've tangled with plenty of alumni from all these schools, and here's my findings.BleachedAnusDawg said:
We're (?) 4th, but there are 4 schools ranked higher?MontlakeDon said:
We are fourth in the conference for academics. UCLA, U$C, Cal, and Stanford are all ranked higher. Don’t play the “academics” bullshit if we aren’t even top three. I’m a UW alum and smh at the amount of doogs in this thread. UW is great academically but no one bats an eye outside the northwest.sinceredawg said:Not sure why everyone is wigging about this statement. It throws shade on Oregon's shitty academics - which you should be doing.
Berkley is shit and has been coasting on it's inflated rep for decades. Same story with USC.
Stanford>>>UW not because of the school, but because of the students they attract and enroll.
Academically UCLA and UW are basically a toss-up, but I'd give UW the nod because the majority of Californians are unparalleled woke dumb-fucks who vote for pure diaper gravy politicians, repeatedly.
Nah. I'm sure it's all academis.
UW law school accepts a lower percentage than Harvard. Must mean Harvard Law is worse than UWL.
But carry on with Google and Newsweek rankings, chump.
But I’m sure you’re anecdotal evidence is super scientific. UW is a great school. And if you want to live in Seattle and work for Microsoft or Amazon there’s no where better on earth.
But it’s not comparable to those four, especially when you get outside the NW.
You said you’re………ntxduck said:
Take a look at average test scores, average post grad income, recruiting programs with big firms etc. then.TurdBomber said:
Judging a school's efficacy and quality solely by it's acceptance rate is retarded. Doing business with graduates of each institution is a much better metric.MontlakeDon said:
A 20 second google search on each school’s respective site says otherwise. Either you are a duck troll or really just that retarded.TurdBomber said:
Gee, I wonder if the sunny weather and Westwood has anything to do with it.MontlakeDon said:
Yeah you lost me at UCLA and UW being the same. UW acceptance is 53%, UCLA is 12%. Absolute Doog take. We are a fantastic school, let’s just leave it at that and not look like retards by going any further.TurdBomber said:
Who's doing these rankings? I've tangled with plenty of alumni from all these schools, and here's my findings.BleachedAnusDawg said:
We're (?) 4th, but there are 4 schools ranked higher?MontlakeDon said:
We are fourth in the conference for academics. UCLA, U$C, Cal, and Stanford are all ranked higher. Don’t play the “academics” bullshit if we aren’t even top three. I’m a UW alum and smh at the amount of doogs in this thread. UW is great academically but no one bats an eye outside the northwest.sinceredawg said:Not sure why everyone is wigging about this statement. It throws shade on Oregon's shitty academics - which you should be doing.
Berkley is shit and has been coasting on it's inflated rep for decades. Same story with USC.
Stanford>>>UW not because of the school, but because of the students they attract and enroll.
Academically UCLA and UW are basically a toss-up, but I'd give UW the nod because the majority of Californians are unparalleled woke dumb-fucks who vote for pure diaper gravy politicians, repeatedly.
Nah. I'm sure it's all academis.
UW law school accepts a lower percentage than Harvard. Must mean Harvard Law is worse than UWL.
But carry on with Google and Newsweek rankings, chump.
But I’m sure you’re anecdotal evidence is super scientific. UW is a great school. And if you want to live in Seattle and work for Microsoft or Amazon there’s no where better on earth.
But it’s not comparable to those four, especially when you get outside the NW.
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Jimmy playing 4D chess.DucksFC said:But did he just do one better?
He's from EWU, so of course he's going to show his lack of academically prowess -
Went to school with Vernon Adamswhatshouldicareabout said:
Jimmy playing 4D chess.DucksFC said:But did he just do one better?
He's from EWU, so of course he's going to show his lack of academically prowess -
I've got 3 letters for you, "jobs". Joey from Scranton.DucksFC said:But did he just do one better?
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A schooner is a sailboat. Also, nobody gaf about beating UW anymore.
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Then why post here at all?dtd said:A schooner is a sailboat. Also, nobody gaf about beating UW anymore.
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Jimmy needs to stop fucking dealing in hypotheticals.ntxduck said:
Gonna be a bunch to add to this thread tonight -
Can't wait for "We were just 2 or 3 plays away from beating the #4 team in the country."
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This is setting up blaming jondon. Don’t know if that will work or not but it’s shifting the blame trying to save his job.ntxduck said:
Gonna be a bunch to add to this thread tonight