Sarkisian Promises That Coaches Won't Have Sleep In The Office Mentality
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Well duh. Its drink and fuck slutty waitresses in the office mentality.
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Holy fuck that article is made for this website. What a miserable and pathetic life Nick Saban must lead while collecting heads and national fucking championships.
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Fuck. That. Guy and all the other guys who went with him.
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Chris Petersen has said the same thing. He wants his guys out of the office by 10pm.
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"Sark only returns two assistants from his previous staff."
Heyward
Wilcox
Nansen
Sirmon
Tui
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18 MPH treadmills?
Lot of sizzle. Lot of throat feces. Troojans are gonna love Sark. Whoever gets hired to replace his fired ass in December, 2016 won't be able to win them over. -
Two from previous USC staff...
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They all have families to feed, half through the season they will all be sleeping in the office. Also, You know Mrs. sark demands a large allowance to put up with party bus behavior and his appetite for vulnerable waitresses.
Who can afford to feed a family when you make 6+ plus figures, and not having to pay for cars, boats, food or travel. -
I'm pretty jealous Petersen and Co. arent one big fun social media experiment.
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The recently retired Don James (GO) (HUSKIES) slept in his office once. It became legend because of what followed - a whole shitload of success, and it showed that a 1-3 start your third year was a good fucking reason to sleep in the office before Pat Haden meets your plane.
I don't care if Petersen is lights out at 10PM as long as he isn't 1-3 his third year. I do suspect he won't be all house money at 6 wins his second year. Just a guess.
Sark didn't need to say they wouldn't be sleeping in the office. That's the joke.com -
Our first 3 games in 2016 will be Rutgers, Idaho and Portland State.RaceBannon said:The recently retired Don James (GO) (HUSKIES) slept in his office once. It became legend because of what followed - a whole shitload of success, and it showed that a 1-3 start your third year was a good fucking reason to sleep in the office before Pat Haden meets your plane.
I don't care if Petersen is lights out at 10PM as long as he isn't 1-3 his third year. I do suspect he won't be all house money at 6 wins his second year. Just a guess.
Sark didn't need to say they wouldn't be sleeping in the office. That's the joke.com -
If you have a 3-game losing streak every year, you better be sleeping in your fucking office until you win a conference title.
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"I can tell you on our end, we do not sleep in the office. We don't do that," Sarkisian strongly affirmed, before adding: "It's mandatory for our coaches to do at least 30 minutes of some form of physical activity every day, and to promote a healthy lifestyle."
The guy is the biggest bullshit artist. He probably gained at least 40 pounds while he was coaching at UW. -
Sark is the gift that keeps on giving. So is herpes.
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Banging Joey's whores counts for 10 of the 30 minutes. If you get three of them, you're done.RoadDawg55 said:"I can tell you on our end, we do not sleep in the office. We don't do that," Sarkisian strongly affirmed, before adding: "It's mandatory for our coaches to do at least 30 minutes of some form of physical activity every day, and to promote a healthy lifestyle."
The guy is the biggest bullshit artist. He probably gained at least 40 pounds while he was coaching at UW. -
Won't be sleeping, but plenty of relaxing "me time" will take place.
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When your focus on articles like this, you know that your program is fucked.
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"Believe it or not, the jovial child-like spirit many of these assistants bring to the table actually helps them not only pump up players but also keep themselves in the right state of mind during the entire process."
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Free pub!!!!!!11!! Back from the dead, motherfuckers!chuck said:18 MPH treadmills?
Lot of sizzle. Lot of throat feces. Troojans are gonna love Sark. Whoever gets hired to replace his fired ass in December, 2016 won't be able to win them over. -
here's a clip of Sark's activityRoadDawg55 said:"I can tell you on our end, we do not sleep in the office. We don't do that," Sarkisian strongly affirmed, before adding: "It's mandatory for our coaches to do at least 30 minutes of some form of physical activity every day, and to promote a healthy lifestyle."
The guy is the biggest bullshit artist. He probably gained at least 40 pounds while he was coaching at UW.
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but in all seriousness, if Sark and his best coaching staff in America are actually spending "less" time in the office, can you imagine how awesome this is going to be for the halfbrains to watch?
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Sark hasn't been within 10 feet of a treadmill in years.
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Vegasdawg said:
Sark hasn't been within 18 mph of a treadmill in years.
