How to Stop Having A Sex Life - Make an Excel List of All the Times Your Wife Won't Have Sex

dnc · July 2014

allpurpleallgold said:
The guy is a douche. But you have to be a special kind of bitch to not put out when you're drunk.

what if you feel gross?

HuskyJW · July 2014

I need to find one of these girls.

Not kidding.

Mosster47 said:
Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.

CuntWaffle · July 2014

You guys are lucky he even made an excel spreadsheet at all.

Mosster47 · July 2014

HuskyJW said:
I need to find one of these girls.

Not kidding.
Mosster47 said:
Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.

PM @IrishDawg22‌, I hear he has that stuff dialed in.

Bad_MotherDucker · July 2014

Mosster47 said:

HuskyJW said:
I need to find one of these girls.

Not kidding.
Mosster47 said:
Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.

PM @IrishDawg22‌, I hear he has that stuff dialed in.

Or wait for @Swaye‌'s next PSA on how to pick up sloots with low self-esteem

MisterEm · July 2014

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Mosster47 said:

HuskyJW said:
I need to find one of these girls.

Not kidding.
Mosster47 said:
Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.

PM @IrishDawg22‌, I hear he has that stuff dialed in.
Or wait for @Swaye‌'s next PSA on how to pick up sloots with low self-esteem

Leykis jr?

Fire_Marshall_Bill · August 2014

Those women will weasel their way in to your place real fast. They'll also call you demanding you help with car trouble, make international calls on your phone, and go fuck other random guys.