Breaking: Cristobal is racist

Pitchfork51 said:

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Swaye said:

These people need to nut the fuck up. My third training flight ever in Pensacola my instructor pilot, who was sitting behind me in the plane I could barely fly because you know IT WAS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I HAD EVER DONE IT threw his entire kneeboard (thing pilots strap to their legs containing maps and charts and checklists and stuff) at the back of my head.

Even with a helmet on it knocked my head forward and bounced it off the instrument panel. As I am coming back around to reality all I heard was a string of demeaning comments that went something like this "you are the most worthless cunt I've ever seen in my life...if you are the best that comes off the reservation I pray for small pox....your Mom should have spared me having to train you by being killed in a car crash....I guarantee you that you will die in a plane crash and probably kill your RIO one day, which isn't sad for you but will be for him because he probably won't be worthless like you...." I think I was like 40 foot off altitude and 10 knots off airspeed. This transgression had caused the end of the known universe. I didn't whine cry or bitch, I flew better so he wouldn't kill me at the end of the flight. I love that flight instructor now because he taught me very early on that everything matters and the smallest deviations from the standard can result in the deaths of you and others. Excellence is demanded at all times and if you can't handle it go be a taxi driver.

People are such bitches now. CSB I know.

We're talking about hurting the feelings of dumbasses playing a children's game who would otherwise most likely be in jail.