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Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar?

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,225 Founders Club

Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar? 31 votes

The Duchess
22%
DerekJohnsonwhlinderCuntWaffleLoneStarDawgYellowSnowFishpo31TXDawg 7 votes
Linda's
0%
The Blue Moon
25%
alumni94pawzCougzzseatownfunkhuskyhooliganLebamDawgpurplesweatsEl_K 8 votes
Pacific Inn
3%
1to392831weretaken 1 vote
Targy's Tavern
0%
Sloop Tavern
6%
Doog_de_JourKrunkJuice 2 votes
The Octopus Bar
0%
Mike's Chili Parlor
6%
Fire_Marshall_BillJoey 2 votes
The Rez
9%
SwayeSoutherndawgPawgDawg 3 votes
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....
25%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverBennyBeaverRoadDawg55spudenlouism2washtheknowledgeLaocoönBleachedAnusDawg 8 votes
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,784 Founders Club
    4th Avenue Tavern in Olympia

    Town Tavern
  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,626
    edited August 2021
    The Duchess
    Shout out to the original Swannies, where the old school beisbol dudes did their post-game drinking, Kingdome version.

    Edit: 2 other also-rans...the Roanoke down the end of 10th, and the Korthaus in Phinney Ridge (RIP)...
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,181 Standard Supporter
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....

    Not Seattle but honorable mention. Funny that none of my dive bars are on this list because no REAL dive bar would still be in operation. My dive bar days were 40 years ago. Can't even think of the main one we went to on 6th Ave by the old United Airlines Bldg


    I've discovered that the locals to Tacoma are very fond of The Poodle Dog. Shithole, but it's *their* shithole.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,674 Swaye's Wigwam
    I dont really remember the names of bars I went to in Seattle, even the ones in the U district. Too long ago and i drank way too much. I can picture different places in my mind but can't put names to them.

    Except the Big Time brew pub. We typically started there and usually bought our kegs there. I loved it for the shuffleboard table.

    Count me among those who hated it when I couldn't even smoke in dive bars anymore. I really couldn't think of any reason to go to them after that. I wasn't even a smoker except at bars.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,225 Founders Club
    The Duchess
    chuck said:

    I dont really remember the names of bars I went to in Seattle, even the ones in the U district. Too long ago and i drank way too much. I can picture different places in my mind but can't put names to them.

    Except the Big Time brew pub. We typically started there and usually bought our kegs there. I loved it for the shuffleboard table.

    Count me among those who hated it when I couldn't even smoke in dive bars anymore. I really couldn't think of any reason to go to them after that. I wasn't even a smoker except at bars.

    #metoo

  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited August 2021
    Sloop Tavern
    chuck said:

    I dont really remember the names of bars I went to in Seattle, even the ones in the U district. Too long ago and i drank way too much. I can picture different places in my mind but can't put names to them.

    Except the Big Time brew pub. We typically started there and usually bought our kegs there. I loved it for the shuffleboard table.

    Count me among those who hated it when I couldn't even smoke in dive bars anymore. I really couldn't think of any reason to go to them after that. I wasn't even a smoker except at bars.

    Big Time and College Inn were always my favorites after my (shout out to @MikeDamone) Earl’s phase (which I still remember). Those weren’t true dives but more like classic European style pubs.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,784 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    I dont really remember the names of bars I went to in Seattle, even the ones in the U district. Too long ago and i drank way too much. I can picture different places in my mind but can't put names to them.

    Except the Big Time brew pub. We typically started there and usually bought our kegs there. I loved it for the shuffleboard table.

    Count me among those who hated it when I couldn't even smoke in dive bars anymore. I really couldn't think of any reason to go to them after that. I wasn't even a smoker except at bars.

    After I quit smoking allegedly I also liked to bum a smoke while drinking

    You could buy single cigarettes at 7-11 too after the fight

    They whoever they are stopped that. Too bad.
  • sinceredawg
    sinceredawg Member Posts: 834
    Used to prefunc at Dantes by everyone drinking 2 pitchers each. Then head out to various destinations. Lox Stock was I think newish at the time and felt too refined for my tastes but they had dollar well drinks.
  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,626
    The Duchess
    My first Blue Moon experience was quite interesting...The Crazy 8's were playing on a Sunday night, and I was with a large group (8-10) in town for a wedding. We cased it about 6pm, and there was a line. We dropped $50 on the bouncer, and said we'd be right back with the rest of the group (this was 85-6ish).

    Things I remember: it was determined that there would be no drinking from glasses...when someone wanted some beer, they would tip their head back, and one of us would pour it from the pitcher into their open mouth (and, yes, we had women with us). We had conga lines that went thru both restrooms and behind the bar. And lastly, it was the first and only time I ever walked out of a bar shirtless...csb
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,674 Swaye's Wigwam

    chuck said:

    I dont really remember the names of bars I went to in Seattle, even the ones in the U district. Too long ago and i drank way too much. I can picture different places in my mind but can't put names to them.

    Except the Big Time brew pub. We typically started there and usually bought our kegs there. I loved it for the shuffleboard table.

    Count me among those who hated it when I couldn't even smoke in dive bars anymore. I really couldn't think of any reason to go to them after that. I wasn't even a smoker except at bars.

    After I quit smoking allegedly I also liked to bum a smoke while drinking

    You could buy single cigarettes at 7-11 too after the fight

    They whoever they are stopped that. Too bad.
    I guess they are the ones who won the fight because they were non smokers and didn't gas after 15 seconds.
  • sinceredawg
    sinceredawg Member Posts: 834

    Zoo Tavern in Eastlake.

    At one time, the zoo was owned and operated by 5 hippies - I used to know their names. There was the grizzly chick who was there most of the time. The quiet dude in the sailor's cap. The tall handsome hippy guy. Two others.... Loved that place. There was some regular with a limp named Zody who was quite good but occasionally still cheated at pool. What's become of it?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Not enough diversity and inclusion in dive bars. I refuse to participate
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    edited August 2021
    The Rez

    Fishpo31 said:

    Shout out to the original Swannies, where the old school beisbol dudes did their post-game drinking, Kingdome version.

    Edit: 2 other also-rans...the Roanoke down the end of 10th, and the Korthaus in Phinney Ridge (RIP)...

    Should have had the Roanoke on here. $1 taco night was an old Yella staple.
    That was an oversight. Murphy's before it became a fern bar would have been a good fit as well.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,225 Founders Club
    The Duchess
    As a a q

    Zoo Tavern in Eastlake.

    Fuck this shit pole. The Zoo was a great spot. I loved their little schooner glasses.

    I stayed in Eastlake last Dec for a few night. Depressing place during the Vid.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    The Rez

    As a a q

    Zoo Tavern in Eastlake.

    Fuck this shit pole. The Zoo was a great spot. I loved their little schooner glasses.

    I stayed in Eastlake last Dec for a few night. Depressing place during the Vid.
    Schooner glasses and burgers flipped on a griddle so greasy it would make Beth's Cafe blush should be dive bar qualifiers.
  • Laocoön
    Laocoön Member Posts: 529
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....
    The Frontier Room on 1st Ave! Nina, the very intimidating bartender, mixed up some of the stiffest drinks that I can remember. Good tims!!
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,128
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....
    The Rose Temple. My good buddy owns it. It really is a good bar, not even being biased.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    The Duchess
    haie said:

    I would vote Blue Moon because it had that vintage dive bar customer service whereby the bartender would treat students like complete garbage.

    One time right after I graduated I walked in and was so fucked up I just said "give me whatever your favorite beer is" and the old salty dude just rolled his eyes and shoved a bottle of Sierra Nevada at me. I respect that kind of "I hope this kid is driving so he can just roll right off of the the I-5 overpass" vibe.

    College Inn wasn't a dive bar, it was like what you'd get if you've ever been to Estonia or some other pissed off Eastern European country, but it was my favorite and had a shit ton of pool tables too.

    I never felt comfortable at the College Inn
  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,924 Swaye's Wigwam
    The Blue Moon
    Solid list from Thrillist.

    https://www.thrillist.com/drink/seattle/best-dive-bars-in-seattle

    Some very north end options on the list. Lenny's funny enough is or was owned by a retired history / gym teacher at Roosevelt. He and the old basketball / track coach used to be there and ogle the younger women. Can't blame them. Fizzy Izzy was fucking delicious. Some of the best tots I've ever had.

    I feel like Linda's is a place where people who want to be edgy but aren't actually edgy go to drink. Edgy try hards.

    Vote is for Blue Moon though. No place has the mix of shitty bands, mostly homeless clients, and underage drinkers a true dive bar should have.

    Seattle is generally blessed by a good bar scene, with lots of options for all types.
  • spuden
    spuden Member Posts: 374
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....
    Earl’s full stop…or at least it was in the late 90s