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Killing People Is Harder Than You'd Think

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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,703 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    RaccoonHarry said:

    If he'd killed a family member of mine it wouldn't have taken me that long to snuff the asshole...

    I love it when people talk about "what they would do" to someone if they killed or raped a family member. Hypothetical murder of family member tough guys.. You'd do what 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of everyone else does and watch the legal process handle it.
    With the castle law, you get legal process and get to be a tough guy. Abundance.
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    MikeDamone said:

    Why not use the same stuff they use dogs and horses? They just pass out and die in a minute. What's the big complication here?

    This! If you give someone two combat doses of morphine they die withing minutes like 70% of the time. There is so much deadly shit out there. Why and how in the fuck do you screw that up?
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    Time for some execution method power rankings:

    1. Crucifixion - Most famous method of all-time. Good enough for the Romans, and can also be performed upside down. Nuff said on that.
    2. Blowing from a gun - Victim is tied to end of cannon, cannon is fired.
    3. Death by trampling/crushing - Typically performed with elephants or persons the size of Fetters.
    4. Stoning - Nothing wrong with getting stoned.
    5. Drowing - *gurgle*
    6. Drawn and quarter/beheading - It's like taking a puzzle apart. Much more fun than putting one together.
    7. Gas chamber - Very efficient. Works well in groups.
    8. Firing squad - Great for dealing with political opponents, and fun for the whole family.
    9. Electric chair - Smells bad I hear.
    10. Hanging - Kind of boring to watch IMO.
    11. Lethal injection - Boring and humane. Who the fuck wants that?




















    12. Cal

    I laffed
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,762
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Time for some execution method power rankings:

    1. Crucifixion - Most famous method of all-time. Good enough for the Romans, and can also be performed upside down. Nuff said on that.
    2. Blowing from a gun - Victim is tied to end of cannon, cannon is fired.
    3. Death by trampling/crushing - Typically performed with elephants or persons the size of Fetters.
    4. Stoning - Nothing wrong with getting stoned.
    5. Drowing - *gurgle*
    6. Drawn and quarter/beheading - It's like taking a puzzle apart. Much more fun than putting one together.
    7. Gas chamber - Very efficient. Works well in groups.
    8. Firing squad - Great for dealing with political opponents, and fun for the whole family.
    9. Electric chair - Smells bad I hear.
    10. Hanging - Kind of boring to watch IMO.
    11. Lethal injection - Boring and humane. Who the fuck wants that?




















    12. Cal

    I laffed
    It's slow and painful, which is good, but it is also the least entertaining method on the list. And it's not even close.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Cal is slow painful death
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    PurpleJ said:

    Time for some execution method power rankings:

    1. Crucifixion - Most famous method of all-time. Good enough for the Romans, and can also be performed upside down. Nuff said on that.
    2. Blowing from a gun - Victim is tied to end of cannon, cannon is fired.
    3. Death by trampling/crushing - Typically performed with elephants or persons the size of Fetters.
    4. Stoning - Nothing wrong with getting stoned.
    5. Drowing - *gurgle*
    6. Drawn and quarter/beheading - It's like taking a puzzle apart. Much more fun than putting one together.
    7. Gas chamber - Very efficient. Works well in groups.
    8. Firing squad - Great for dealing with political opponents, and fun for the whole family.
    9. Electric chair - Smells bad I hear.
    10. Hanging - Kind of boring to watch IMO.
    11. Lethal injection - Boring and humane. Who the fuck wants that?




















    12. Cal

    Why do you hate #MyLions?

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  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    MikeDamone said:

    Why not use the same stuff they use dogs and horses? They just pass out and die in a minute. What's the big complication here?

    The drug company lobbyists probably forced through laws that disallowed using animal euthanizing drugs on humans... claiming that only human euthanizing drugs were good enough for humans.

    Never underestimate the desire of a company to do whatever it takes to use the government in an effort to pass legislation to give them a competitive advantage.

    American "capitalism" at work.


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