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Husky Jacks open thread [2021]
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For those who have never been to Autzen Stadium, like wheelchair using elders afraid of the risk, there is a walk on a pedestrian bridge across the Willamette and then through a park. It always reeks like weed. Not a subtle hint of someone smoking a joint nearby, more like you’re next to hotboxed car that rolled down the window.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
A few years back Nebraska fans came out in droves. The sea of big bellies covered by red polo shirts tucked into loose fitting khaki cargo shorts and complemented by Air Monarchs was a beef and corn fed locust invasion. It made me think they were either unaware of the porking lot horrors that go on or chose being exposed to that over the misery of being in Nebraska. On the crowded walk to the stadium this 12-14 year old kid pinches his nose, looks at this dad, and says something like “why are there are so many dang skunks here?”
I thought I was going to die of laughter. I wish I could remember the exact words the kid used, that kind of Midwestern wholesomeness is priceless. I like to think he went back home and told the other 15 kids in his school that Oregon is just infested with skunks. -
Autzen assholes pushed my wheelchair ridden grandma down the stadium stairs all for wearing her husky jacket Grandpa bought her before 1978 Rose Bowl. After she tumbled instead of helping the injured elderly woman, Oregon fans pointed and laughed at her. Real classy. Bunch of low-brow jerks.RatherBeBrewing said:
For those who have never been to Autzen Stadium, like wheelchair using elders afraid of the risk, there is a walk on a pedestrian bridge across the Willamette and then through a park. It always reeks like weed. Not a subtle hint of someone smoking a joint nearby, more like you’re next to hotboxed car that rolled down the window.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
A few years back Nebraska fans came out in droves. The sea of big bellies covered by red polo shirts tucked into loose fitting khaki cargo shorts and complemented by Air Monarchs was a beef and corn fed locust invasion. It made me think they were either unaware of the porking lot horrors that go on or chose being exposed to that over the misery of being in Nebraska. On the crowded walk to the stadium this 12-14 year old kid pinches his nose, looks at this dad, and says something like “why are there are so many dang skunks here?”
I thought I was going to die of laughter. I wish I could remember the exact words the kid used, that kind of Midwestern wholesomeness is priceless. I like to think he went back home and told the other 15 kids in his school that Oregon is just infested with skunks. -
Baseman said:
Autzen assholes pushed my wheelchair ridden grandma down the stadium stairs all for wearing her husky jacket Grandpa bought her before 1978 Rose Bowl. After she tumbled instead of helping the injured elderly woman, Oregon fans pointed and laughed at her. Real classy. Bunch of low-brow jerks.RatherBeBrewing said:
For those who have never been to Autzen Stadium, like wheelchair using elders afraid of the risk, there is a walk on a pedestrian bridge across the Willamette and then through a park. It always reeks like weed. Not a subtle hint of someone smoking a joint nearby, more like you’re next to hotboxed car that rolled down the window.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
A few years back Nebraska fans came out in droves. The sea of big bellies covered by red polo shirts tucked into loose fitting khaki cargo shorts and complemented by Air Monarchs was a beef and corn fed locust invasion. It made me think they were either unaware of the porking lot horrors that go on or chose being exposed to that over the misery of being in Nebraska. On the crowded walk to the stadium this 12-14 year old kid pinches his nose, looks at this dad, and says something like “why are there are so many dang skunks here?”
I thought I was going to die of laughter. I wish I could remember the exact words the kid used, that kind of Midwestern wholesomeness is priceless. I like to think he went back home and told the other 15 kids in his school that Oregon is just infested with skunks.
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Dude is coming back to be a coach soon. USC probably should get ready to hire himFecalFeast said:
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plagiarisms @WilburHooksHands shit fucckoFireCohen said:
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Sometimes some morons think a likeGrundleStiltzkin said:
plagiarisms @WilburHooksHands shit fucckoFireCohen said: -
I guess Pete had time to slow down and smell the roses and realize that they smell like horse shit and he needs to get back on that saddle.
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I don't think showing up for a cushy TV gig once a week for three months out of the year counts as getting back on the saddle.FireCohen said:I guess Pete had time to slow down and smell the roses and realize that they smell like horse shit and he needs to get back on that saddle.
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He is getting bored at home smelling the roses. This is a dude that hated the media. He is almost there is going to come back. Genius getting ready to get back saddleGreenRiverGatorz said:
I don't think showing up for a cushy TV gig once a week for three months out of the year counts as getting back on the saddle.FireCohen said:I guess Pete had time to slow down and smell the roses and realize that they smell like horse shit and he needs to get back on that saddle.
