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Husky Jacks open thread [2021]
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“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.” -
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I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education. -
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education. -
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
Passive aggressive SeattleRoadDawg55 said:
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
Husky fans suck so much.FireCohen said:
Passive aggressive SeattleRoadDawg55 said:
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
The media loves to promote teams and locations off of stereotypes. It's really a shame that Husky Stadium isn't already known for weed in the stands. They can feature bits about that in the pregame and give everyone a break from the fish market. National audiences would gobble thst shit up. Some would be excited, many appalled, but they'd notice and watch.RoadDawg55 said:
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
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