Jesus Christ I hate Chromebook

My company buys me the top of the line Surface Latoptop every year. This last one has 32 gigs of ram. Badass

I was a rebel dumb fuck and bought a chrome book last year.

This thing is unmanageable. Fuck this.

It's like trying to pull your dick out of a Dr Suess sock to get head from your wife. Just completely ridiculous piece of shit.

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haie

I've tried this. And MacOs. Every 200k+ dev wants .NET and Surface Laptop. Hmmmmmm..

It's almost like I'm right.

doogie

Woah calm down turbo. I realize you’re upset but bashing Dr Suess dick socks and/or wife blow jobs is NOT the answer.

TurdBomber

Google is Evil. And Treasonous.

And Racist AF.

Be patriotic and smash that POS to bits.

UWerentThereMan

Be a rebel and install an obscure Linux distro on it. Something that will take a day or two to get WiFi and hibernation setup.

Pitchfork51

Be a rebel and install an obscure Linux distro on it. Something that will take a day or two to get WiFi and hibernation setup.

Haha I did that once.

haie

Be a rebel and install an obscure Linux distro on it. Something that will take a day or two to get WiFi and hibernation setup.

I remember my obscure distro dabbling phase

LebamDawg

the headline could be reversed and be just as logical

CHROMEBOOK HATES JESUS CHRIST