**Margot wins** Hottest Actress Round 1 (2005- present) - #1 Margot Robbie vs #16 Emmanuelle Chriqui

Have to say, that picture of Robbie in the stewardess get-up is so fucking hot.

Mrs. Creep shares some facial similarities to Ms. Robbie, except for the slight downward slant of the eye positioning that Robbie has. But Mrs. Creep from about 16 to late 20s in that outfit would have made my already difficult challenge of keeping competing suitors at bay that much harder.

So, if the competition is down to her and that hot brunette, gotta to with my old bias and vote Margot, even though her nasally voice in Wolf of Wallstreet was super fucking annoying.

If we could open the competition again, though, this one would be my winner:

Violante Placido. If you are a man who has seen The American and don't have this woman in your top 5 at least, then I question your orientation. I copy a picture with no body shots just to make the point.



A distinction has to be made between the desire to hammer and the woman who can make you stand on your head in the middle of the street if she asks the right way. Violante and Robbie cover both bases for me. A woman that would have me at wood all day and who can make me do things I don't wanna do because, fuck, look at her!

Sadly, Mrs. Creep had, and really still does have, that power over your Creeepycoug.

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

Have to say, that picture of Robbie in the stewardess get-up is so fucking hot.

Mrs. Creep shares some facial similarities to Ms. Robbie, except for the slight downward slant of the eye positioning that Robbie has. But Mrs. Creep from about 16 to late 20s in that outfit would have made my already difficult challenge of keeping competing suitors at bay that much harder.

So, if the competition is down to her and that hot brunette, gotta to with my old bias and vote Margot, even though her nasally voice in Wolf of Wallstreet was super fucking annoying.

If we could open the competition again, though, this one would be my winner:

Violante Placido. If you are a man who has seen The American and don't have this woman in your top 5 at least, then I question your orientation. I copy a picture with no body shots just to make the point.



A distinction has to be made between the desire to hammer and the woman who can make you stand on your head in the middle of the street if she asks the right way. Violante and Robbie cover both bases for me. A woman that would have me at wood all day and who can make me do things I don't wanna do because, fuck, look at her!

Sadly, Mrs. Creep had, and really still does have, that power over your Creeepycoug.

That's a lot of words to say you are pussywhipped, creep. You can be honest here in the Shoppe.

W/o question. Have been for a very, very long tim.

In fact, my Aberdeen buddies used, and still use, that very term when describing me.

Logistics said:

YellowSnow said:

I have not yet begun to fight for Margot. These first round poles will close Sunday night.

Hey @Logistics can we get you to weight in on this one? #makeflyinggreatagain

@creepycoug gentleman prefer blondes. Am I right or am I right?

I commented on this matter in another thread. My takes were well-received by most here; the exception being Ms. De_Jour. I presume she did not appreciate my comments about flight attendants being height/weight proportionate females who have to retire at age 30.

In any case, we shall be stuck with 80-year-old United Airlines FAs in dumpy uniforms.

I have said my peace. Now, if you don't mind, I will bow out of this conversation.

Damn straight I didn’t appreciate your comments about flight attendants having to be height/weight proportionate, young attractive females.


It lacked inclusivity and imagination.





I wanna put their tray tables in the the upright and locked position. Raaawwwrrrrrrr.

YellowSnow said:

pawz said:

It appears 53% of the bored is ghey. *

Sad.













*obligatory: nttiawwt

We like the A list blondes in the shoppe. Not a knock on Emmy. Don’t twist.

Fuck u

Usually play in gayme winners are 10 seeds, not 16.

@YellowPiss