Hottest Actress Tournament Round 1 (2005- present) - #5 January Jones vs #12 Jessica Pare

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892

  

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  
  

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  pawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,758

  

  

  April 2021

  YellowSnow said:

  
  
  
  

  How did these two even make the tourney?

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  dnc Member Posts: 56,614

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  Neil Sedaka said it best
  
  
  

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  Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,958

  

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  The Battle of the Draper Wives
  
  Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!
  
  
  

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  RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,261

  

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  The Battle of the Draper Wives
  
  Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!
  
  
  

  I had no idea Pare was wafe 2. What a shitty pic. I would have voted for her

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892

  

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  RaceBannon said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  The Battle of the Draper Wives
  
  Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!
  
  
  

  I had no idea Pare was wafe 2. What a shitty pic. I would have voted for her

  I guess GQ has shitty taste in pics.
  
  I envision this as @DerekJohnson 's ideal party.
  
  
  

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  FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892

  

  

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  #5 January Jones

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  There are always glaring omissions in every tournament. We used our one mulligan for a play in game to get her in.

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  PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,815

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  The Battle of the Draper Wives
  
  Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!
  
  
  

  People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.
  
  Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.
  
  

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  PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,815

  

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  #5 January Jones

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.
  

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  Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,958

  

  

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  #5 January Jones

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!

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  FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  PurpleThrobber said:

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.
  

  I thought we were measuring hotness not acting ability

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892

  

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  PurpleThrobber said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  The Battle of the Draper Wives
  
  Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!
  
  
  

  People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.
  
  Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.
  
  

  So if Emmanuelle knocks off Margot and makes it to the Round of 16, she could end up with a very high seed in Sweet 16 re-shuffle. This will be based on Round 1 and 2 overall performance.

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  PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,815

  

  April 2021 edited April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  FireCohen said:

  PurpleThrobber said:

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.
  

  I thought we were measuring hotness not acting ability

  You can quit participating anytime you'd like if it causes you that much grief, pain and anguish.
  
  LWS,FO

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  PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,815

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleThrobber said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  The Battle of the Draper Wives
  
  Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!
  
  
  

  People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.
  
  Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.
  
  

  So if Emmanuelle knocks off Margot and makes it to the Round of 16, she could end up with a very high seed in Sweet 16 re-shuffle. This will be based on Round 1 and 2 overall performance.

  And sex tapes.
  
  

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  NoWarningJustDawg Member Posts: 1,000

  

  

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  Doog_de_Jour said:

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!

  
  nobody else would call it MASSIVE, but then you've always been very kind. Thank you.
  You have a good day DDJ.
  

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  Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,468

  

  

  April 2021

  #5 January Jones

  This was decided before even seeing what Jessica Pare looked like.
  
  I love January Jones since my youthen days, though she will struggle in later rounds because she seems too porcelain and up tight to be fun in bed.

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  pawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,758

  

  

  April 2021

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!

  It sounds like you care.

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  pawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,758

  

  

  April 2021

  PurpleThrobber said:

  FireCohen said:

  PurpleThrobber said:

  FireCohen said:

  How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

  Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.
  

  I thought we were measuring hotness not acting ability

  You can quit participating anytime you'd like if it causes you that much grief, pain and anguish.
  
  LWS,FO

  @FireCohen IR, YK

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