Hottest Actress Tournament Round 1 (2005- present) - #5 January Jones vs #12 Jessica Pare
 
             
                
            

Hottest Actress Tournament Round 1 (2005- present) - #5 January Jones vs #12 Jessica Pare 43 votes
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            #5 January Jones 
 
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 How did these two even make the tourney?YellowSnow said:  
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            #5 January JonesNeil Sedaka said it best 
 
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            #5 January JonesThe Battle of the Draper Wives
 Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
 Heh. I don’t need permission!!!! 
 
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            #5 January Jones
 I had no idea Pare was wafe 2. What a shitty pic. I would have voted for herDoog_de_Jour said:The Battle of the Draper Wives 
 Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
 Heh. I don’t need permission!!!! 
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            #5 January Jones
 I guess GQ has shitty taste in pics.RaceBannon said:
 I had no idea Pare was wafe 2. What a shitty pic. I would have voted for herDoog_de_Jour said:The Battle of the Draper Wives 
 Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
 Heh. I don’t need permission!!!! 
 I envision this as @DerekJohnson 's ideal party.
 
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            #5 January JonesHow did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???
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            #5 January Jones
 There are always glaring omissions in every tournament. We used our one mulligan for a play in game to get her in.FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
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            #5 January Jones
 People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.Doog_de_Jour said:The Battle of the Draper Wives 
 Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
 Heh. I don’t need permission!!!! 
 Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.
 
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            #5 January Jones
 Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
 
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            #5 January Jones
 JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
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            #5 January Jones
 I thought we were measuring hotness not acting abilityPurpleThrobber said:
 Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
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            #5 January Jones
 So if Emmanuelle knocks off Margot and makes it to the Round of 16, she could end up with a very high seed in Sweet 16 re-shuffle. This will be based on Round 1 and 2 overall performance.PurpleThrobber said:
 People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.Doog_de_Jour said:The Battle of the Draper Wives 
 Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
 Heh. I don’t need permission!!!! 
 Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.
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            #5 January Jones
 You can quit participating anytime you'd like if it causes you that much grief, pain and anguish.FireCohen said:
 I thought we were measuring hotness not acting abilityPurpleThrobber said:
 Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
 LWS,FO
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            #5 January Jones
 And sex tapes.YellowSnow said:
 So if Emmanuelle knocks off Margot and makes it to the Round of 16, she could end up with a very high seed in Sweet 16 re-shuffle. This will be based on Round 1 and 2 overall performance.PurpleThrobber said:
 People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.Doog_de_Jour said:The Battle of the Draper Wives 
 Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?
 Heh. I don’t need permission!!!! 
 Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.
 
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            Doog_de_Jour said:
 JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
 nobody else would call it MASSIVE, but then you've always been very kind. Thank you.
 You have a good day DDJ.
 
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            #5 January JonesThis was decided before even seeing what Jessica Pare looked like.
 I love January Jones since my youthen days, though she will struggle in later rounds because she seems too porcelain and up tight to be fun in bed.
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 It sounds like you care.Doog_de_Jour said:
 JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
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 @FireCohen IR, YKPurpleThrobber said:
 You can quit participating anytime you'd like if it causes you that much grief, pain and anguish.FireCohen said:
 I thought we were measuring hotness not acting abilityPurpleThrobber said:
 Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.FireCohen said:How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle??? 
 LWS,FO







































