Interview Questions
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pawz said:
https://www.amazon.com/Good-They-Cant-Ignore-You/dp/1455509124PurpleThrobber said:The Throbber doesn’t interview
People call him and beg for his services.
The truth is, The Throbber has fired way more clients than he's kept around.
Fuck cheaters.
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@oregonblitzkriegpawz said:
https://www.amazon.com/Good-They-Cant-Ignore-You/dp/1455509124PurpleThrobber said:The Throbber doesn’t interview
People call him and beg for his services. -
A good warm up question I like to ask as an interviewer is “tell me about how you prepared for the interview today.”
It’s a softball but you’d be surprised how many swing and miss. -
My favorite question to ask that really fucks with people is would you rather turn a project in on time but it not be perfect or turn in a perfect project but be late...
Another fun one is when they have too many jobs and show less than 3 yrs at most of them... so you’ve had a few jobs, can you explain to me why you’ve left each one and why if I hired you would you still be here in 3 years? -
dirtysouwfdawg said:
My favorite question to ask that really fucks with people is would you rather turn a project in on time but it not be perfect or turn in a perfect project but be late...
Another fun one is when they have too many jobs and show less than 3 yrs at most of them... so you’ve had a few jobs, can you explain to me why you’ve left each one and why if I hired you would you still be here in 3 years?
@Pitchfork51 -
Pie? or Cake?
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Cake!doogie said:Pie? or Cake?
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Interviewer: "How would you query the following tables to produce a proper result set for the following problem?"pawz said:Toughest interview question you faced? How did you respond?
Toughest interview questions you ask? What are you expecting to hear or find out about someone?
Me: "I don't understand the question because looking at the schema it doesn't seem like this was designed well for domains that involve these kinds of queries regularly"
Interviewer: [who designed said schema] "............."
Me: "............"
Interviewer: ".........."
Me: "........well, thank you for your time! Good luck with your Silverlight system (that will kill your company within 2 years)!" -
I wouldnt motherfuckerpawz said:dirtysouwfdawg said:My favorite question to ask that really fucks with people is would you rather turn a project in on time but it not be perfect or turn in a perfect project but be late...
Another fun one is when they have too many jobs and show less than 3 yrs at most of them... so you’ve had a few jobs, can you explain to me why you’ve left each one and why if I hired you would you still be here in 3 years?
@Pitchfork51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWtnY8cHlTo
