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So about this Harsin guy...

Alright fuckers it's been three fucking years and I have yet to find a message board with same kind of sick twisted pieces of shit that I have found on here. I wanted to believe in my heart that they were out that but anytime I make a negative comment about how Bo has poor ball placement all I get is a bunch of old fucks who tell me I'm not "a true Auburn man" like that means molded shit. There's no way they'd ever be able to understand that Bo nix makes me want to Hang myself. I didn't know what to make of Harsin because I had no idea who the fuck he was. How is he any different from Gene Chizik who came from a piece of shit in Iowa state at the time. He's coming in and saying all the right things making the old white conservatives dicks hard. What they don't know is that Bo is still channeling his inner Jake browning and is absolutely shitting himself in practice and is some how Harsin's front runner. Why am I here? Because this fucker is No Chris Petersen (Whom many auburn fans thought they were getting for some strange reason) dammit and I demand you hand him the fuck over.
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277
    CP turned down Auburn

    Harsin was all that was left
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,076

    Alright fuckers it's been three fucking years and I have yet to find a message board with same kind of sick twisted pieces of shit that I have found on here. I wanted to believe in my heart that they were out that but anytime I make a negative comment about how Bo has poor ball placement all I get is a bunch of old fucks who tell me I'm not "a true Auburn man" like that means molded shit. There's no way they'd ever be able to understand that Bo nix makes me want to Hang myself. I didn't know what to make of Harsin because I had no idea who the fuck he was. How is he any different from Gene Chizik who came from a piece of shit in Iowa state at the time. He's coming in and saying all the right things making the old white conservatives dicks hard. What they don't know is that Bo is still channeling his inner Jake browning and is absolutely shitting himself in practice and is some how Harsin's front runner. Why am I here? Because this fucker is No Chris Petersen (Whom many auburn fans thought they were getting for some strange reason) dammit and I demand you hand him the fuck over.

    You're about to get Dan Hawkins'd except with a much higher price tag/buy-out.


    T&Ps



  • WarDamnEagle
    WarDamnEagle Member Posts: 78
    Baseman said:

    Alright fuckers it's been three fucking years and I have yet to find a message board with same kind of sick twisted pieces of shit that I have found on here. I wanted to believe in my heart that they were out that but anytime I make a negative comment about how Bo has poor ball placement all I get is a bunch of old fucks who tell me I'm not "a true Auburn man" like that means molded shit. There's no way they'd ever be able to understand that Bo nix makes me want to Hang myself. I didn't know what to make of Harsin because I had no idea who the fuck he was. How is he any different from Gene Chizik who came from a piece of shit in Iowa state at the time. He's coming in and saying all the right things making the old white conservatives dicks hard. What they don't know is that Bo is still channeling his inner Jake browning and is absolutely shitting himself in practice and is some how Harsin's front runner. Why am I here? Because this fucker is No Chris Petersen (Whom many auburn fans thought they were getting for some strange reason) dammit and I demand you hand him the fuck over.

    Didn't we tell you to LEAVE the first time? Also, no profanity on Sundays.
    Don't
  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    Auburn high school hired a college coach?
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    You’ll be wishing for the Gus Bus back within 18 months

    I find it amusing people think Bo Nix is a good QB
  • WarDamnEagle
    WarDamnEagle Member Posts: 78
    Tequilla said:

    You’ll be wishing for the Gus Bus back within 18 months

    I find it amusing people think Bo Nix is a good QB

    He's like a dumber Jake Browning that you guys had a few years ago. I personally don't like him but I don't think Harsin will be that bad Bo is just gonna make him look fucking terrible if he gets the nod.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Harsin is unremarkable

    Noise should dominate the Mountain West ... they aren’t close to what they were 5 years ago
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,218 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2021

    What part of him managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against Auburn did the Auburn fan base like the most?

    Hey, we did it first fucker.

  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,884 Founders Club
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    auburn fans still roam this board lolz
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,205
    Imagine scheduling a fucking neutral site game against Auburn. In Atlanta.

    Then running an option at the goal line with Jake Browning.

    Can't wait to see Michigan come from behind to beat us in the 4th despite having 250 total yards to our 500.

    FYFMFE
  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,332 Founders Club

    Imagine scheduling a fucking neutral site game against Auburn. In Atlanta.

    Then running an option at the goal line with Jake Browning.

    Can't wait to see Michigan come from behind to beat us in the 4th despite having 250 total yards to our 500.

    FYFMFE

    Not a dry eye in the big house
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,076

    One thing I do know, Bo Nix GREW UP as a HUGE Auburn fan, and then BECAME the starting QB at Auburn. It's a great story, not sure why it hasn't been covered.

    Maybe Bo Nix and Jen Cohen can meet up and they can go fuck themselves.
  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557

    What part of him managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against Auburn did the Auburn fan base like the most?

    Hey, we did it first fucker.

  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,416 Founders Club

    Imagine scheduling a fucking neutral site game against Auburn. In Atlanta.

    Then running an option at the goal line with Jake Browning.

    Can't wait to see Michigan come from behind to beat us in the 4th despite having 250 total yards to our 500.

    FYFMFE

    We will not have 500 yards of offense against Michigan
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,205

    Does anyone besides the typical hardcorehusky twitter crew even follow that account?

    Like we say....no
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,205


    Does anyone besides the typical hardcorehusky twitter crew even follow that account?

    Like we say....no





    so...like we say.....no
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137


    Does anyone besides the typical hardcorehusky twitter crew even follow that account?

    Like we say....no





    so...like we say.....no
    It’s dumb. Nobody even responds to the post. NOC for real.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369


    Does anyone besides the typical hardcorehusky twitter crew even follow that account?

    Like we say....no




    #fireverybody gives it away.
  • WarDamnEagle
    WarDamnEagle Member Posts: 78

    1. Auburn spent a lot of money to hire a guy that has spent years begging P-5 programs to hire him, with no takers.

    2. I’m an Oregon fan and he has been mentioned twice, interviewed once, for our(?) HC job. The consensus among fans is that it would be more enjoyable to make a lot of small cuts in their scrotums and teabag a container of salt.

    3. truckersreport dot com is the Boise State message board, they may be more knowledgeable about him.

    4. Auburn can fuck off, thanks for helping get Cristo overpaid. What part of him managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against Auburn did the Auburn fan base like the most? Where he insisted on using an ineffective running game up the middle, keeping Justin Herbert from doing QB things, or having his defense play prevent-like against a QB that is complete ass?

    5. Dan Hawkins won 83% of his games at Boise, Petersen 88.5%, and Harsin 78%.

    6. Way to piss off Lord Xenu.

    7. Pay Gustavo dinero to LEAVE, hire guy with lower ceiling who’s only experience outside of Idaho is one year at Arkansas State and two at Texas.

    If you ever watched a film break down from last years Auburn team you would see why we fucking hate him. Its like he plays madden instead of actually creating a game plan. If he can somehow manage to put a better product on the field we'll be fine.
  • WarDamnEagle
    WarDamnEagle Member Posts: 78

    1. Auburn spent a lot of money to hire a guy that has spent years begging P-5 programs to hire him, with no takers.

    2. I’m an Oregon fan and he has been mentioned twice, interviewed once, for our(?) HC job. The consensus among fans is that it would be more enjoyable to make a lot of small cuts in their scrotums and teabag a container of salt.

    3. truckersreport dot com is the Boise State message board, they may be more knowledgeable about him.

    4. Auburn can fuck off, thanks for helping get Cristo overpaid. What part of him managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against Auburn did the Auburn fan base like the most? Where he insisted on using an ineffective running game up the middle, keeping Justin Herbert from doing QB things, or having his defense play prevent-like against a QB that is complete ass?

    5. Dan Hawkins won 83% of his games at Boise, Petersen 88.5%, and Harsin 78%.

    6. Way to piss off Lord Xenu.

    7. Pay Gustavo dinero to LEAVE, hire guy with lower ceiling who’s only experience outside of Idaho is one year at Arkansas State and two at Texas.

    If you ever watched a film break down from last years Auburn team you would see why we fucking hate him. Its like he plays madden instead of

    One thing I do know, Bo Nix GREW UP as a HUGE Auburn fan, and then BECAME the starting QB at Auburn. It's a great story, not sure why it hasn't been covered.

    I

    His dad played QB there too.
  • WarDamnEagle
    WarDamnEagle Member Posts: 78

    1. Auburn spent a lot of money to hire a guy that has spent years begging P-5 programs to hire him, with no takers.

    2. I’m an Oregon fan and he has been mentioned twice, interviewed once, for our(?) HC job. The consensus among fans is that it would be more enjoyable to make a lot of small cuts in their scrotums and teabag a container of salt.

    3. truckersreport dot com is the Boise State message board, they may be more knowledgeable about him.

    4. Auburn can fuck off, thanks for helping get Cristo overpaid. What part of him managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against Auburn did the Auburn fan base like the most? Where he insisted on using an ineffective running game up the middle, keeping Justin Herbert from doing QB things, or having his defense play prevent-like against a QB that is complete ass?

    5. Dan Hawkins won 83% of his games at Boise, Petersen 88.5%, and Harsin 78%.

    6. Way to piss off Lord Xenu.

    7. Pay Gustavo dinero to LEAVE, hire guy with lower ceiling who’s only experience outside of Idaho is one year at Arkansas State and two at Texas.

    If you ever watched a film break down from last years Auburn team you would see why we fucking hate him. Its like he plays madden instead of
    Thanks for the shout out.