Let me get this straight

The fucking NSA knows every fucking web page I have ever jerked off to, and reads all my emails.
But ...
You work for the IRS and all your emails are stored only on your hard drive. And nobody can find a back up copy.
And
You can rat out the UW head coach and nobody can trace it back to you.
Fuck off.
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Just sit back, relax, pop a cold one and know that the government 'watching' out for you.
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@NSA_Dawg true?!??oregonblitzkrieg said:Just sit back, relax, pop a cold one and know that the government 'watching' out for you.
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I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.
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Huh?
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I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.
When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee. -
This.allpurpleallgold said:I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.
Since when did sexting with broads become a jail-able offense?
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It was sarkasm.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This.allpurpleallgold said:I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.
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I'm aware of that...RoadDawg55 said:
It was sarkasm.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This.allpurpleallgold said:I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.
Since when did sexting with broads become a jail-able offense?
jesus fucking christ you've been dense lately. -
I don't hide my IP address or bounce shit off proxy servers in the Soviet Union.
I'm lazy and I don't care if Uncle Sam knows I troll for hooks and cocaine on the interwebs.
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NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
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Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.allpurpleallgold said:NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
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Is NSA_Dawg registered on twitter? Asking for a friend...Swaye said:
Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.allpurpleallgold said:NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
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You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.Swaye said:I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.
When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
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http://www.lemonparty.orgPurpleJ said:
Is NSA_Dawg registered on twitter? Asking for a friend...Swaye said:
Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.allpurpleallgold said:NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
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Just called you dumb in the white rhino thread. Luckily I don't take the internet too seriously. You are no longer dumb for providing this nugget of wisdom.OZONE said:
You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.Swaye said:I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.
When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
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FTFYTierbsHsotBoobs said:
http://www.bluewaffle.bizPurpleJ said:
Is NSA_Dawg registered on twitter? Asking for a friend...Swaye said:
Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.allpurpleallgold said:NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
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No worries. Does anybody take the internet seriously?Swaye said:
Just called you dumb in the white rhino thread. Luckily I don't take the internet too seriously. You are no longer dumb for providing this nugget of wisdom.OZONE said:
You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.Swaye said:I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.
When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
Not that I would know. -
My sources are telling me CollegeDoog, HNMC, and LegionofSpooge may suffer from "the internet is srs business" disease.OZONE said:
No worries. Does anybody take the internet seriously?Swaye said:
Just called you dumb in the white rhino thread. Luckily I don't take the internet too seriously. You are no longer dumb for providing this nugget of wisdom.OZONE said:
You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.Swaye said:I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.
When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
Not that I would know.