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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942
    edited February 2021

    Btp as embarrassing as ever

    Whoosh
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 8,131 Standard Supporter

    I got rich off a guaranteed return of 10% plus by my financial guy


    I bet he madoff with your assets
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,168
    What an unforgettable classic. The concept of having thousands in dirty cash lying around and then somehow "laundering" it through an exchange that doesn't accept cash. Pure retardation. Detlef really got us.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942
    edited February 2021

    What an unforgettable classic. The concept of having thousands in dirty cash lying around and then somehow "laundering" it through an exchange that doesn't accept cash. Pure retardation. Detlef really got us.

    I’m not sure the fed would even care if he was depositing 10k every couple of weeks, if that was the cash every rich kid in America would have the IRS up their ass.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,464
    edited February 2021
    Goduckies said:

    I got rich off a guaranteed return of 10% plus by my financial guy


    I bet he madoff with your assets
    You see, this is the kind of wit and humor that you're only going to get in the Finance Club.

    You think the Carhartt crowd over at the Tug would come up with that? Huh? Stalin?

    @DerekJohnson

    @RaceBannon
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072

    What an unforgettable classic. The concept of having thousands in dirty cash lying around and then somehow "laundering" it through an exchange that doesn't accept cash. Pure retardation. Detlef really got us.

    I’m not sure the fed would even care if he was depositing 10k every couple of weeks, if that was the cash every rich kid in America would have the IRS up their ass.
    Which is exactly what happens every single time you deposit or withdraw more than $1,700 in cash

    It’s called a Currency Transaction report. If it’s $10k or more, you have to sign it.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942

    I got rich off a guaranteed return of 10% plus by my financial guy


    I just made a years worth of top notch weed money off of a 200 investment in $TLRY at 19.80 which is above $73 a share after hours. Gunna dime bag it, sell it, and launder my 9k through bitcoin!
    Thank fuck I sold last night. It dropped back down to 40 bucks a share
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    doogie said:

    What an unforgettable classic. The concept of having thousands in dirty cash lying around and then somehow "laundering" it through an exchange that doesn't accept cash. Pure retardation. Detlef really got us.

    I’m not sure the fed would even care if he was depositing 10k every couple of weeks, if that was the cash every rich kid in America would have the IRS up their ass.
    Which is exactly what happens every single time you deposit or withdraw more than $1,700 in cash

    It’s called a Currency Transaction report. If it’s $10k or more, you have to sign it.
    I am pretty sure all the cash we move gets monitored anyway
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 8,131 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    What an unforgettable classic. The concept of having thousands in dirty cash lying around and then somehow "laundering" it through an exchange that doesn't accept cash. Pure retardation. Detlef really got us.

    I’m not sure the fed would even care if he was depositing 10k every couple of weeks, if that was the cash every rich kid in America would have the IRS up their ass.
    Which is exactly what happens every single time you deposit or withdraw more than $1,700 in cash

    It’s called a Currency Transaction report. If it’s $10k or more, you have to sign it.
    As someone who worked in a bank for 15 years, yes we would do CTR's for above 10k and UAR's for anything and could be less( you wouldn't know if we filed that one), we filed those if something shady was going on. But in general, no we didn't file anything for 1700 or even 5k or 8k... now structuring yes.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    edited February 2021
    Good luck with that audit

    Agree with Firecohen that much of this is done electronically now