HCH Academy Awards - Best Picture 1988?
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The Naked Gun
Not your best effortYellowSnow said:
Ugly ass? LOL.dnc said:
Two problems with Bull Durham. 1. Tim Robbins throwing motion makes Barack Obama look like a veteran. If you're gonna do a baseball movie pick an actor who has thrown a fucking baseball. 2. I had a very hard time believing any young hotshot jock would give ugly ass Susan Sarandon a second look.chuck said:Good year. Tough choices.
This movie wins on the strength of Costner telling the bat boy to shut up and then chuckling to himself as he walks toward the plate. That's peak Kevin Costner.
Otherwise great flick.
This part was one of my favorites
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Not saying she was a 10, but 80's Susan was still Wood.
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The Naked Gun
You completely nailed why I never liked Bull Durhamdnc said:
Two problems with Bull Durham. 1. Tim Robbins throwing motion makes Barack Obama look like a veteran. If you're gonna do a baseball movie pick an actor who has thrown a fucking baseball. 2. I had a very hard time believing any young hotshot jock would give ugly ass Susan Sarandon a second look.chuck said:Good year. Tough choices.
This movie wins on the strength of Costner telling the bat boy to shut up and then chuckling to himself as he walks toward the plate. That's peak Kevin Costner.
Otherwise great flick.
This part was one of my favorites
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. -
Mississippi Burning
Look DJ, I know she's not Korean of Dot Indian. All I'm saying is she was a fit lady with huge jugs. A fella could have done a lot worse. Ugly is not the right label here.DerekJohnson said:
Not your best effortYellowSnow said:
Ugly ass? LOL.dnc said:
Two problems with Bull Durham. 1. Tim Robbins throwing motion makes Barack Obama look like a veteran. If you're gonna do a baseball movie pick an actor who has thrown a fucking baseball. 2. I had a very hard time believing any young hotshot jock would give ugly ass Susan Sarandon a second look.chuck said:Good year. Tough choices.
This movie wins on the strength of Costner telling the bat boy to shut up and then chuckling to himself as he walks toward the plate. That's peak Kevin Costner.
Otherwise great flick.
This part was one of my favorites
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Not saying she was a 10, but 80's Susan was still Wood.
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Die Hard
She's never been hot. HTHYellowSnow said:
Look DJ, I know she's not Korean of Dot Indian. All I'm saying is she was a fit lady with huge jugs. A fella could have done a lot worse. Ugly is not the right label here.DerekJohnson said:
Not your best effortYellowSnow said:
Ugly ass? LOL.dnc said:
Two problems with Bull Durham. 1. Tim Robbins throwing motion makes Barack Obama look like a veteran. If you're gonna do a baseball movie pick an actor who has thrown a fucking baseball. 2. I had a very hard time believing any young hotshot jock would give ugly ass Susan Sarandon a second look.chuck said:Good year. Tough choices.
This movie wins on the strength of Costner telling the bat boy to shut up and then chuckling to himself as he walks toward the plate. That's peak Kevin Costner.
Otherwise great flick.
This part was one of my favorites
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Not saying she was a 10, but 80's Susan was still Wood.
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Rain ManSport with--by far--the largest ratio of movie awesomeness to actual sport awesomeness is Baseball. So many amazing baseball movies (Major League, of course, being the best).
Tough choice this year between Die Hard, Rain Man, and Naked Gun. -
The Naked Gun
Books too. Grew up on baseball books. Never watch anymore but agree on movies as well1to392831weretaken said:Sport with--by far--the largest ratio of movie awesomeness to actual sport awesomeness is Baseball. So many amazing baseball movies (Major League, of course, being the best).
My other favorite sport in books is golf. There were some great writers back in the day. -
Rain Man
Golf would be #2 in that ratio. Tin Cup, Happy Gilmore, Caddyshack.RaceBannon said:
Books too. Grew up on baseball books. Never watch anymore but agree on movies as well1to392831weretaken said:Sport with--by far--the largest ratio of movie awesomeness to actual sport awesomeness is Baseball. So many amazing baseball movies (Major League, of course, being the best).
My other favorite sport in books is golf. There were some great writers back in the day. -
Die Hard

Me looking at the results
If the theatres did a reviewing of all of these movies, I guarantee that 90% of this board would go to the Die Hard viewing first. -
Die HardThis pole makes me weep for out cuntry. You bunch of imbeciles.
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Die Hard
"A fella could have done a lot worse".YellowSnow said:
Look DJ, I know she's not Korean of Dot Indian. All I'm saying is she was a fit lady with huge jugs. A fella could have done a lot worse. Ugly is not the right label here.DerekJohnson said:
Not your best effortYellowSnow said:
Ugly ass? LOL.dnc said:
Two problems with Bull Durham. 1. Tim Robbins throwing motion makes Barack Obama look like a veteran. If you're gonna do a baseball movie pick an actor who has thrown a fucking baseball. 2. I had a very hard time believing any young hotshot jock would give ugly ass Susan Sarandon a second look.chuck said:Good year. Tough choices.
This movie wins on the strength of Costner telling the bat boy to shut up and then chuckling to himself as he walks toward the plate. That's peak Kevin Costner.
Otherwise great flick.
This part was one of my favorites
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Not saying she was a 10, but 80's Susan was still Wood.
Sure. She has nice legs in that pic your posted too fwiw.
But she looked 55 when that movie was filmed. Not the kind of girl a 20 year old who thinks his shit doesn't stink like LaLoosh would be fucking around with. At all. It's completely unbelievable.






