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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,146 Standard Supporter
    no dumber than a Suck dored
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

    It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

    Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.

    Are you channeling Andre DeAssure?

    Nice rant - well done
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,146 Standard Supporter
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

    It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

    Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.

    They really don't belong from a facilities, stadium, geographical, and revenue standpoint. Even Oregon St. and Utah make more sense. You have to drive a fucking hour and a half just to get to a real airport. I used to point this out to their fans constantly and they would always come up with weak comebacks. Just go to the Mountain West already.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,680
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

    It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

    Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.

    You must've gotten rejected by a lot of chicks at Wazzu or something, dude.

    WSU is nowhere near as bad as you're making it out to be.

    Christ you've been pressing lately. Cornell must be rubbing off on you.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    CuntWaffle said:

    Fuck that I can't stand talking to coogs. Does a "coug" even exist? Fuck I mean even Harv is a full blown coog.

    Apple Cup is the shittiest game ever created. Coog co workers talk about it all week like it is the Super Bowl and when they lose they "dont care" because UW should have won. When they win you dont stop hearing about it until the next Apple Cup.

    That games needs to LEAVE! Fuck.

    THIS! All week long they hype this game up, make shitty jokes that make literally no sense(you know the ones where the talk up WSU academics while slamming UW which are fucktarded).

    They always Coog it up with how this is the year and one out of three years(that is the averages) they are correct and never let you forget it. The normal two out of three years that they lose it's always "Well that doesn't matter. We suck but you still can't beat Oregon!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!"

    You ever noticed that with Coogs? They can't put you down by comparing you to them so they always drag Oregon into it.

    Truly a pathetic fanbase and you are right I don't know if I've ever met a Coug. I've only met Coogs.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    The Apple Cup can STAY because of all the unintended comedy it brings. Nothing will ever beat that 3OT game when WSU was ranked. The cooging was unforgettable that year.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    I don't hate the Cougs. I just think they are irrelevant. They don't raise my blood pressure at all.

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