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Retro Guy Code

Sledog
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The Retro-Guy Code

• A Retro-Guy, no matter what the women insists, pays for the date.

• A Retro-Guy DEALS with IT — be it a flat tire, a burglar, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

• A Retro-Guy not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

• A Retro-Guy should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the “DEALING WITH IT” portion of The Code.

• A Retro-Guy is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak tree chipper accident, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn’t pay enough attention to you. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT.

• A Retro-Guy should have at least one good wound he can brag about.

• A Retro-Guy knows that owning a gun is NOT a sign you’re riddled with fear. Guns are TOOLS: See “DEALING WITH IT.”

• When a Retro-Guy is on a crowded bus and ANY woman gets on, that Retro-Guy stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted look on his face.

• A Retro-Guy will also give up his seat to any elderly person or person in military dress, except officers above second lieutenant.(NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retro- Guy will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.)

• A Retro-Guy knows how to say the Pledge properly, and the words to the Star Spangled Banner.

• A Retro-Guy sharpens his own knives and knows how to use tools.

• A Retro-Guy owns tools, usually lots of ‘em.

• A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

• A Retro-Guy will take care of his neighbor’s yard when said neighbor is deployed overseas on military duty.

• A Retro-Guy doesn’t immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand sometimes — in the process of doing things — we get hurt and just DEAL WITH IT.

Not mine but a decent start to a list of manly attributes. Sorely needed in todays world full of crying snowflakes. So many on here need help as they have obviously never known an actual man.
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  • USMChawk
    USMChawk Member Posts: 1,800
    You can substitute the word ‘man’ for ‘retro guy’.
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,574 Standard Supporter
    In the days of my youth
    I was told what it was to be a man
    Now I've reached the age
    I've tried to do all those things the best I can
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,082
    USMChawk said:

    You can substitute the word ‘man’ for ‘retro guy’.

    American man.



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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,574 Standard Supporter
    PurpleThrobber said:

    USMChawk said:

    You can substitute the word ‘man’ for ‘retro guy’.


    Forme    r American man.



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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,774 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2021
    USMChawk said:

    You can substitute the word ‘man’ for ‘retro guy’.

    Yes indeed but that would require more typing. I am not Retro I am a man and was taught to be a man. Men are gentlemen warriors. Capable of great works of compassion and charity but well trained in self defense, common sense and combat of various types.

    I am getting older though but my children have learned a lot of what I know. Still more to do and they find out everyday they have more to learn.

    Odd nobility spent their youth learning combat from the best available? Nope.
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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,774 Standard Supporter
    Have I mentioned Mello is a fag?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,082
    WestlinnDuck said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    USMChawk said:

    You can substitute the word ‘man’ for ‘retro guy’.


    Forme    r American man.



    Speak for yourself.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,898
    edited January 2021
    A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.

    And we don't even need to mention the Statute of Frauds implications.

    Please keep spreading the gospel, Sled.
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  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    See h-fag struggle in every thread
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,898
    edited January 2021
    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.
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  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,574 Standard Supporter
    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    Can you imagine the dazzler as your attorney? Geezus, I pity his clients. Hope they are imaginary just like his MBA.
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  • TheKobeStopper
    TheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    What if guys did whatever they wanted, and as long as it wasn’t hurting others, it was fine?
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,574 Standard Supporter
    TheKobeStopper said:

    What if guys did whatever they wanted, and as long as it wasn’t hurting others, it was fine?

    Hardly the commie world view. Did you just have an original thought?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,082
    edited January 2021
    HHusky said:

    A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.

    And we don't even need to mention the Statute of Frauds implications.

    Please keep spreading the gospel, Sled.

    It's faggots like the Dazzler that prohibit doing business on handshake.

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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,898
    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,082
    And why am I not surprised that @LeftistMelloDawg is the only downvote on the OP?

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  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    His point seems to be that never trust someone like him without a binding contract because he’s that untrustworthy.

    He’s definitely not Retro Guy.
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  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    HHusky said:

    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.
    Now I understand why you’re the ‘Dazzler’
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,082
    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.
    Now I understand why you’re the ‘Dazzler’
    Pay me.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,898
    edited January 2021
    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.
    Now I understand why you’re the ‘Dazzler’
    Pay me now or pay me later. Just like the Fram Oil Filter guy used to say on the teevee.

    Sled's code makes me more money. I like it!
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  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    HHusky said:

    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    hardhat said:

    HHusky said:

    So some of the usual hens prefer to talk about me instead of the point.

    Imagine my surprise.

    What is your point?
    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.
    Now I understand why you’re the ‘Dazzler’
    Pay me now or pay me later. Just like the Fram Oil Filter guy used to say on the teevee.

    Sled's code makes me more money. I like it!
    Better. Still lame, but an improvement.
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    HHusky said:

    A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.

    And we don't even need to mention the Statute of Frauds implications.

    Please keep spreading the gospel, Sled.

    Lol wtf is this shit.
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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    Come to the Wam and you’ll become a man
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,729 Founders Club
    Sledog said:

    The Retro-Guy Code

    • A Retro-Guy, no matter what the women insists, pays for the date.

    • A Retro-Guy DEALS with IT — be it a flat tire, a burglar, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

    • A Retro-Guy not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

    • A Retro-Guy should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the “DEALING WITH IT” portion of The Code.

    • A Retro-Guy is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak tree chipper accident, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn’t pay enough attention to you. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT.

    • A Retro-Guy should have at least one good wound he can brag about.

    • A Retro-Guy knows that owning a gun is NOT a sign you’re riddled with fear. Guns are TOOLS: See “DEALING WITH IT.”

    • When a Retro-Guy is on a crowded bus and ANY woman gets on, that Retro-Guy stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted look on his face.

    • A Retro-Guy will also give up his seat to any elderly person or person in military dress, except officers above second lieutenant.(NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retro- Guy will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.)

    • A Retro-Guy knows how to say the Pledge properly, and the words to the Star Spangled Banner.

    • A Retro-Guy sharpens his own knives and knows how to use tools.

    • A Retro-Guy owns tools, usually lots of ‘em.

    • A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

    • A Retro-Guy will take care of his neighbor’s yard when said neighbor is deployed overseas on military duty.

    • A Retro-Guy doesn’t immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand sometimes — in the process of doing things — we get hurt and just DEAL WITH IT.

    Not mine but a decent start to a list of manly attributes. Sorely needed in todays world full of crying snowflakes. So many on here need help as they have obviously never known an actual man.

    OK!
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  • Bendintheriver
    Bendintheriver Member Posts: 7,011 Standard Supporter
    HHusky said:

    A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.

    And we don't even need to mention the Statute of Frauds implications.

    Please keep spreading the gospel, Sled.

    You are correct HH. Protecting yourself against lying lawyers is critical.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,898
    Bendintheriver said:

    HHusky said:

    A Retro-Guy doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough.

    Litigating business disputes is so much more profitable than writing contracts clearly setting out all the expectations of the parties.

    And we don't even need to mention the Statute of Frauds implications.

    Please keep spreading the gospel, Sled.

    You are correct HH. Protecting yourself against lying lawyers is critical.
    Your lawyer has written agreements with you because he isn’t willing to bank on your recollection of what he agreed to do and because his malpractice carrier likely insists.
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