Clearly y'all have never spent the night in Spokane county lockup. Old Jack would fit right in.
Who the fuck willing spends time in Spokane?
I don't think anyone willingly spends the night in jail besides the homeless during extreme cold.
For everyone saying he looks meth'd up im gonna have to disagree. This looks much more heroin-esq.
100% heroin, I can give you a better guarantee on what drugs someone uses than the Men’s Wearhouse guy on a cheap suit.
Men’s Wearhouse guy is on the record as MDMA and pot being his drugs of choice, but I also bet he likes himself some poppers during an orgy and has hoovered up his share of blow.
I am stuck with this gift.
And before you ask, yes - my source is htizzle.
This real?
Yep, looks like it. Not gonna bother spending a few minutes on who the chick is, beyond her description being “Purdue University Alumna” she deserves some privacy and the combination of Purdue and use of alumna lends her credibility. Probably wouldn’t bother going through all his pics and leaving comments about his heroin addiction, unless she was a crazy stalker. Which is possible, I’ve had a girl DM me to ask if I had any candid pics of Devon Allen and offering me money for them when I said no.
Bummer. I doubt his ancient father has the energy or will to enact tough love, and mothers almost never do.
If true, Seattle ain't gonna work for him; maybe Pullman is dry enough if he somehow figures out he wants to play football and/or school.
But what's up with those Devon Allen nudes?
Lol, if true he's never playing football again. This isn't a "well go somewhere small so you don't get the urges" situation. If he's a heroine addict he'll be lucky to get clean and not die by 30.
Not true. I’m alive... two good friends alive. One actually became a defense attorney.
I was only addicted to oxcy. When I left WA they turned to needles. Glad I left when I did.
Right. And how'd your D1 career go?
Never went to college... but I could’ve made it big time.
I had several offers
McDonald's
Burger King
Dairy Queen
Official visits to Lake City Way must have been incredible
Shout to My old hood. Dont forget to stop by Rick's for a handy
Some here would have bet the farm the red on his forehead is from a helmet or hat.
Clairvoyance noted. Let this be a lesson to not doubt the experts.
This will have to suffice as the official mugshot since one isn’t coming. Someone should post it on twitter. Knowing Duck twitter they’ll spread it far and wide as soon as they see the uniform and think it’s real. HH’s old pal Jared‘s twitter is where I saw the news last week.
Meanwhile, Papa Yary is out there hustling autographs. A good defense attorney can get Jack off with very little time in county as a first time offender of a felony that qualifies for 1170. Buying one can help pay for Jack’s defense and help an old Troooj with the Biden income tax.
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Some here would have bet the farm the red on his forehead is from a helmet or hat.
Let this be a lesson to not doubt the experts.
This will have to suffice as the official mugshot since one isn’t coming. Someone should post it on twitter. Knowing Duck twitter they’ll spread it far and wide as soon as they see the uniform and think it’s real. HH’s old pal Jared‘s twitter is where I saw the news last week.
Meanwhile, Papa Yary is out there hustling autographs. A good defense attorney can get Jack off
I wouldn’t have bet the farm, but I did think it was from a helmet or hat. Not many college athletes are doing heroin.
Better luck next time. I wouldn't avoid fucked up kids if they're really good, and he was. Maybe the next one can hold it together a little longer.