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Which Sarkism will you be most thankful is gone this season?

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  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    At Coaches Show with Bob and Elise:

    "You know Bob, I looked at the tape and that team wasn't us. You know what I mean? That wasn't us, that wasn't Husky Football. We gotta look at ourselves and dig down deep and play tough, physical, fast at all times. We gotta play Husky Football"

    *Crowd drools, applauds and forgets we just got raped by another random team who should not be plungering us*
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    CuntWaffle said:

    What a cool thread man.

    It's a great day for Sarkism.
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    edited June 2014
    Probably the end of "GO HUSKIES" cheers during funerals.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Hopefully the "Duckade"

    Nothing else matters!
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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,777 Founders Club
    "I think that" "No doubt" "Awesome" "crisp some things up" "de-emphasize the offensive line"
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Speaking of funerals....when I die of full blown aids, I request that either one of these be given as a eulogy:

    They're all the same and they are all packin the HIV or the groin acne. I hand baristas' latex gloves when they make my my double - short, 1 raw, dry cap. Sometimes I require 2 gloves per hand for the baristas with semen on their thread from the 'slow' periods. (They pass it off as steamed milk. BULLSHIT!) 160° milk looks a lot different than the sticky.

    OR

    Why waste good blow? Stop the turntable and enjoy. Feed the hooker 1st , do the bulk yourself but keep enough in the ziplock. Stick hooker, then keep hook around fer another bump and get a freebie on a reload. Hooker-line-sinker. Extra blow gets extra poundins;)


    On second thought...read them both. Abundance.
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  • Sarkingham
    Sarkingham Member Posts: 303
    The most irritating Sarkism to me was, after getting plungered again, Sark would come out and say something to the effect of "the score is not indicative of the team we have" or "that game is not indicative of the type of team we are". If something happens once or twice, it might not be indicative of your team, but when it happens repeatedly, year after year, you need to come up with a new tagline.

    Fuck that guy and all praise to PatHadenFS.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    "Finish"

    Great insight like this:

    "I think that we in general need to play better as an offensive football team consistently. That has been an issue quite honestly all season"

    Trust issues:

    "I want to make sure that they know they can trust me, because with trust comes honesty, and with honesty comes a really good relationship where I can help develop them as young men."
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  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Passing on 3 straight downs, inside the opponents 30, with 2 minutes in the fucking game and tied.. Worst series of play calls I've ever seen. Nothing compares. BTW the opponent got the ball back down 3 with just under two minutes. Brilliant Snark! (Wish he lost)

    Oh, he did the exact same thing , similar scenario on the road @ illinoise. This time just before halftime. Way to give the opponent momentum going into the half Sark u fat fuck ya!
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