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We need a Berlin Wall on the Mexican border

oregonblitzkrieg
oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
edited June 2014 in Tug Tavern
Close the fucking gates on the barbarian horde. Close the gates on immigration. Ship the illegals, no exceptions, back to Mexico. If they come from Uruguay they can find their way back from Tijuana. Send them packing on their burros now. They clearly smell blood with the government's talk of 'immigration reform.' The only thing we need to reform is the efficiency of the deportment process. We don't need any more fucking immigrants, legal or illegal. Build a fucking wall, and build it high. Think of how many American jobs that would create.

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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Berlin is in Germany silly.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Because the Berlin Wall worked out so well?
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Not exactly true. The Berlin Wall has been cut up and shipped all over the world.
    PurpleJ said:

    Berlin is in Germany silly.

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Because the Berlin Wall worked out so well?

    It kept most of the untermenschen out of the west.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    The ancient Chinese could get it done, but not the most powerful modern nation. Fucking dreckfest.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited June 2014

    Assuming this isn't a whoosh I'm with you OBK (maybe not quite as militant), but unfortunately it's politically unfeasible at this point. If it were 1989 or 1990, then there would be a prayer.

    These f****** always talked about the cost of a wall... Hey assholes, how much did the two wars just cost?!?! have you seen what's going on in Baghdad lately? Money well spent...

    It's unfortunate we live in a period where protecting your own border is politically unfeasible. We need to build a fortified, guarded wall from California to Texas. We need to consolidate our waning international power and concentrate it on the most important spheres of influence. Retaining a strong presence in Japan and the Far East (to balance the growing power of China and to keep Korea in check) as well as Eastern Europe (to deal with Putin). The Middle East is a steaming pile of camel shit. We need nothing from there but oil, and should shift our gaze from there as we develop new technology to curb our reliance on their oil. Domestically we need to curb the powers of the president and the Supreme Court. Having the nuts as a country to impeach and remove the incompetent jackass in the oval office would be a good start. He's done enough documented, illegal shit to warrant his removal.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Lot of historical illiteracy in this thread. Hint, it wasn't the lack of a big wall that caused the British, Soviets, or Chinese to lose their empires.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Lot of historical illiteracy in this thread. Hint, it wasn't the lack of a big wall that caused the British, Soviets, or Chinese to lose their empires.

    No one said it was.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Yeah but they were able to use their "workers" as mortar. Can we hirer the illegals to build the wall at a discount?
    PurpleJ said:

    The ancient Chinese could get it done, but not the most powerful modern nation. Fucking dreckfest.

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Can we at least call it the El Paso wall?
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    Lot of historical illiteracy in this thread. Hint, it wasn't the lack of a big wall that caused the British, Soviets, or Chinese to lose their empires.

    Christ.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited June 2014

    Close the fucking gates on the barbarian horde. Close the gates on immigration. Ship the illegals, no exceptions, back to Mexico. If they come from Uruguay they can find their way back from Tijuana. Send them packing on their burros now. They clearly smell blood with the government's talk of 'immigration reform.' The only thing we need to reform is the efficiency of the deportment process. We don't need any more fucking immigrants, legal or illegal. Build a fucking wall, and build it high. Think of how many American jobs that would create.

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    Still struggling with basic economics I see. Basic Heyne in Kayne kind of shit really.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    I'm not an engineer so, forgive me in advance but, how does a wall stop illegals from using the tunnels?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    I'm not an engineer so, forgive me in advance but, how does a wall stop illegals from using the tunnels?

    Giant mole traps.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I don't believe in walls. Cheaper solutions have been invented.

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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Swaye said:

    I don't believe in walls. Cheaper solutions have been invented.

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    Tacos would be too messy. Just put a Nickel underneath there, just as effective.
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    We could build the wall, but no American would want to do that kind of labor for federal minimum wage so they'd have to outsource the construction labor to the Mexicans.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    I don't believe in walls. Cheaper solutions have been invented.

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    Tacos would be too messy. Just put a Nickel underneath there, just as effective.
    Or old lotto tickets. I can't even get a fucking big gulp without waiting an hour for day laborers to buy all their goddamn lotto tickets.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Close the fucking gates on the barbarian horde. Close the gates on immigration. Ship the illegals, no exceptions, back to Mexico. If they come from Uruguay they can find their way back from Tijuana. Send them packing on their burros now. They clearly smell blood with the government's talk of 'immigration reform.' The only thing we need to reform is the efficiency of the deportment process. We don't need any more fucking immigrants, legal or illegal. Build a fucking wall, and build it high. Think of how many American jobs that would create.

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    'Cept it won't be legal American citizens that would be building that wall.

    But then again you already knew that.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Swaye said:

    I don't believe in walls. Cheaper solutions have been invented.

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    Tacos would be too messy. Just put a Nickel underneath there, just as effective.
    Are we trapping Jews now?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    Swaye said:

    I don't believe in walls. Cheaper solutions have been invented.

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    Tacos would be too messy. Just put a Nickel underneath there, just as effective.
    Are we trapping Jews now?
    It's funny because Jews are cheap, and rich.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Close the fucking gates on the barbarian horde. Close the gates on immigration. Ship the illegals, no exceptions, back to Mexico. If they come from Uruguay they can find their way back from Tijuana. Send them packing on their burros now. They clearly smell blood with the government's talk of 'immigration reform.' The only thing we need to reform is the efficiency of the deportment process. We don't need any more fucking immigrants, legal or illegal. Build a fucking wall, and build it high. Think of how many American jobs that would create.

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    Still struggling with basic economics I see. Basic Heyne in Kayne kind of shit really.
    You're right. I must have missed that lecture where he explained why large national projects like building the interstate system and arming for WW2 were bad for the economy and didn't create jobs. Either that or the illegal Mexicans I was paying to take my notes were slacking off. I'm guessing you support the idea of illegal aliens.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    salemcoog said:

    Close the fucking gates on the barbarian horde. Close the gates on immigration. Ship the illegals, no exceptions, back to Mexico. If they come from Uruguay they can find their way back from Tijuana. Send them packing on their burros now. They clearly smell blood with the government's talk of 'immigration reform.' The only thing we need to reform is the efficiency of the deportment process. We don't need any more fucking immigrants, legal or illegal. Build a fucking wall, and build it high. Think of how many American jobs that would create.

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    'Cept it won't be legal American citizens that would be building that wall.

    But then again you already knew that.
    You're really with it. It's the government. They'll be paying everyone government wages, and they'll get 172 official paid holidays a year, just like the DMV people get. Do you ever see them working on Grandmother's Day?
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    No, but, I don't see them working on Tuesdays or Thursdays for that matter, either.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Can we at least call it the El Paso wall?

    Great Wall of America or gtfo
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    section8 said:

    We could build the wall, but no American would want to do that kind of labor for federal minimum wage so they'd have to outsource the construction labor to the Mexicans.

    Corrupt no bid contract is more likely