Oh my goodness Texas just hired Sark (not sarcasm)
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Bullshit. Yes they are, the same way USC is and Michigan is. They all just need a coach.Kaepsknee said:Texas, despite all the money isn’t a blue blood Football school anymore. They haven’t won a conference Championship in 12 years. And have won 3 in the 25 years that the Big 12 has existed. One more than Baylor and Kansas State.
I know Doogs will downvote this to death. Because it’s Doog nature to hold the once mighty in high regard for decades after their fall. -
Sept 10, 2022 Alabama at Texas
That game (Bama's first big non-conf road game in ages) could cement the latest silly "TeXaS iS BaCk!1!" talk or could drive 7-6th Street Sark back to drinking.
EWIWBI
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It was his Destiny.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The disrespect for Mike Price is unrealRaceBannon said: -
Sept 4, 2021 Louisiana at TexasNoWarningJustDawg said:Sept 10, 2022 Alabama at Texas
That game (Bama's first big non-conf road game in ages) could cement the latest silly "TeXaS iS BaCk!1!" talk or could drive 7-6th Street Sark back to drinking.
EWIWBI
I'm even more looking forward to Texas' 2021 season opener versus Billy Napier's Rajin’ Cajuns. New starting QB, new staff, the Sark factor... that all adds up to what is going to be a juicy bet. Longhorn fans are gonna shit a brick when he loses his 1st game versus a G5 team, especially since it sounds like Napier turned Texas down. -
have two heisman finalists then pop off! -
Flashbacks to Sark won national championships at USC
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The most dominant assistant coach in football history.
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Without Sark, I don't ever see Alabama having a heisman trophy winner.
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Without Sark, Bama would be lucky to be over .500 this year.Fenderbender123 said:Without Sark, I don't ever see Alabama having a heisman trophy winner.
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All the free pub he is gettingrodmansrage said:
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It begins.
Sark apologizes for his behavior last night. It wasn’t the real him.
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What did the "hacker" post?RatherBeBrewing said:It begins.
Sark apologizes for his behavior last night. It wasn’t the real him. -
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I wonder what Sark’s Twitter password is
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#ripitbrahDoubleJDawg said:I wonder what Sark’s Twitter password is
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#boatsnhoesQuietcowskee said: -
Joeys69DoubleJDawg said:I wonder what Sark’s Twitter password is
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His liver was hacked. NOTHING he could do
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#fuckingfighton
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I made a new GIF for his new motto All Gas No Brakes. This is what I'm expecting to see his first season there.
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Hey guysm. Been awhile. Just wanted to check in and see how everything is going.
Apologies for the necrobump. Lots of…. umm… hot takes in this thread.
Sark looked pretty bad his first year in Austin and he didn't have to deal with any of the portal/attrition shit. Pulling for UW and Fisch as always. Hook 'em.
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Looking forward to watching him shit the bed again in the playoffs.
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this one fuckin’ stings post-deboner
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Good to see you, pal. Hope all is well. Tell those fags at SurlyHorns to suck a bag of dicks for me.
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Never had any hate for Sark. Just kind of think he's a funny buffoon. Last year in the crappy Big 12 set up nice for him. I'll be impressed if he has another big year this year in the SEC. Texas shockingly hasn't had back-to-back 10-win seasons since the 2000s.
The portal sets up really really nice for him and a program like Texas because now you can buy proven players instead of guys out of high school who are harder/longer to develop.
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Missed opportunity for sarkasm OP.
