Steve Sarkisian Wins the Broyles Award

Broiled award is named after Tommy Broyles of the Coney Island Broyles. Broyles is the Patron saint of alcoholics who continuously fail upward into new and better positions of which they are unworthy.

Broyles is best known for telling a group of orphans to “fight the fuck on” after their orphanage was burnt to the ground. Broyles is credited with chinspiring former Pedo State defensive coach Jerry Sandusky to help the orphans with his charity organization later named Rhythmic Slapping Sounds.