Apu Ika, 2019 5* DT, Salt Lake Shitty (East), UT (Offered)

Mooser42 said:

Recruits commit to Baylor on purpose?

Some prefer the option of rapes outside the porking lot

greenblood said:

Mooser42 said:

greenblood said:

This is the last straw with my view of Joe Salave'a. The guy talks a big game, and has always been seen as a huge recruiter. However, he seems to always whiff at critical times. Ika was a must get. There is no DT in this Oregon class, and they lose Jordon Scott. Time for Cristobal to bring somebody else in that can finish.

I bet Bob Gregory would be up for the challenge of coaching your DL. Worth a call IMO.

Cristobal can be stubborn and at times ultra conservative. But the one thing he does well is hiring. I have no doubt, he'd find a good replacement. Look at the receiver coach. We went from having horrible pass catchers, to a very strong wr room, and now a program changing wr class coming in.

Looking at Oregon's last few classes, they haven't exactly struggled to land blue chip WRs. I know Hall got into some legal trouble but what happened to the other highly rated WRs?

Bryan Addison - 0.9552
Jalen Hall - 0.9454
Lance Wilhoite - 0.9412
Isaah Crocker - 0.9274

insinceredawg said:

greenblood said:

Mooser42 said:

greenblood said:

This is the last straw with my view of Joe Salave'a. The guy talks a big game, and has always been seen as a huge recruiter. However, he seems to always whiff at critical times. Ika was a must get. There is no DT in this Oregon class, and they lose Jordon Scott. Time for Cristobal to bring somebody else in that can finish.

I bet Bob Gregory would be up for the challenge of coaching your DL. Worth a call IMO.

Cristobal can be stubborn and at times ultra conservative. But the one thing he does well is hiring. I have no doubt, he'd find a good replacement. Look at the receiver coach. We went from having horrible pass catchers, to a very strong wr room, and now a program changing wr class coming in.

Looking at Oregon's last few classes, they haven't exactly struggled to land blue chip WRs. I know Hall got into some legal trouble but what happened to the other highly rated WRs?

Bryan Addison - 0.9552
Jalen Hall - 0.9454
Lance Wilhoite - 0.9412
Isaah Crocker - 0.9274

These rated pretty well, but...

Troy Franklin .9824
Dont'e Thornton .9735

Are way above what Oregon has historically gotten. I'd also add, that once McClendon was hired, you saw some improvement from guys like Redd and Johnson. Arroyo I also think held our WR corp back significantly.

Apparently we reached out. He didn't return our calls.ooks like both poly DL coaches are paying out dividends

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

I remember my "look at all these program-changing receivers!" phase...

But lets be honest, Cristobal is the most anti-sark coach in the conference. Almost to a fault. Cristobal doesn't like to air it out, and quite frankly, he's too much against it. We run way too much inside the tackle for my liking. A lot of that in my opinion is because we don't have a traditional back that can handle that consistently. But damn, Sean Dollars just looks different. That kid I think could play Mario's style.

Seriously though, we ran the fucking ball three different times on 3rd and 7-8 to go. We actually got it on the first one.

I'm going to have to see Mario in a "Run the Damned Ball" hat before I take any of this seriously.

Ika said he was homesick.

People just assumed he meant for Salt Lake Shitty. He was really homesick for a 3-4 defense.

If Oregon wanted him and Salave’a didn’t get him for a second time then why is he the highest paid defensive line coach in the conference?

RatherBeBrewing said:

Ika said he was homesick.

People just assumed he meant for Salt Lake Shitty. He was really homesick for a 3-4 defense.

If Oregon wanted him and Salave’a didn’t get him for a second time then why is he the highest paid defensive line coach in the conference?

Joe's got to go

RatherBeBrewing said:

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

I remember my "look at all these program-changing receivers!" phase...

But lets be honest, Cristobal is the most anti-sark coach in the conference. Almost to a fault. Cristobal doesn't like to air it out, and quite frankly, he's too much against it. We run way too much inside the tackle for my liking. A lot of that in my opinion is because we don't have a traditional back that can handle that consistently. But damn, Sean Dollars just looks different. That kid I think could play Mario's style.

Seriously though, we ran the fucking ball three different times on 3rd and 7-8 to go. We actually got it on the first one.

I'm going to have to see Mario in a "Run the Damned Ball" hat before I take any of this seriously.

If you don't like Frank Reich, you don't like football.

This is more of a third instead of a frank type of board.

Both had/have a great ground game.

greenblood said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

I remember my "look at all these program-changing receivers!" phase...

But lets be honest, Cristobal is the most anti-sark coach in the conference. Almost to a fault. Cristobal doesn't like to air it out, and quite frankly, he's too much against it. We run way too much inside the tackle for my liking. A lot of that in my opinion is because we don't have a traditional back that can handle that consistently. But damn, Sean Dollars just looks different. That kid I think could play Mario's style.

Seriously though, we ran the fucking ball three different times on 3rd and 7-8 to go. We actually got it on the first one.

I'm going to have to see Mario in a "Run the Damned Ball" hat before I take any of this seriously.

If you don't like Frank Reich, you don't like football.

This is more of a third instead of a frank type of board.

Both had/have a great ground game.

Who the fuck is David? Doesn’t post, but flags me to fuck off. Passive aggressive?

chuck said:

greenblood said:

greenblood said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

greenblood said:

1to392831weretaken said:

I remember my "look at all these program-changing receivers!" phase...

But lets be honest, Cristobal is the most anti-sark coach in the conference. Almost to a fault. Cristobal doesn't like to air it out, and quite frankly, he's too much against it. We run way too much inside the tackle for my liking. A lot of that in my opinion is because we don't have a traditional back that can handle that consistently. But damn, Sean Dollars just looks different. That kid I think could play Mario's style.

Seriously though, we ran the fucking ball three different times on 3rd and 7-8 to go. We actually got it on the first one.

I'm going to have to see Mario in a "Run the Damned Ball" hat before I take any of this seriously.

If you don't like Frank Reich, you don't like football.

This is more of a third instead of a frank type of board.

Both had/have a great ground game.

Who the fuck is David? Doesn’t post, but flags me to fuck off. Passive aggressive?

Pretty sure I saw a question or comment like this in another thread so David must be making the rounds. Or maybe that was you too...don't remember.

I hadn’t seen him before last week, and I’ve never seen the little twerp post anything. Noticed him because every thing I poast is fucked off by him nearly instantly.

Guess what, David? You do you. If that’s what floats your boat... float on my friend. If hitting that angry crossed out eye is enriching your life and keeping you sane then do it. I’ll try to poast more to give you an outlet, but TSIO and there’s less shit to bitch about now. We all have our methods of coping. I used to do drugs and drink. Then I began hitting the weights hard. Then I plowed my way through a parade of random tinder and bumble sluts for almost two years.

Let me tell you, David: they all have their downfalls. The drugs make you a dick even when you think you’re wonderful, everyone is functional until they’re not. The weights become a never ending cycle of gain and maintain, and you sacrifice happiness from socializing and delicious carbs for shoulder pain and shakes that taste like what I imagine horse semen to taste like. And the tinder sluts, those are the worst of all. You ever get a message from someone who you forgot existed four years ago, where she’s telling you she’s sorry that she lied but she was married and her husband did a DNA test on the kid and now she’s not married and this adorable little toddler looks exactly like you? It’s not a good feeling, Dave. You mind if I call you Dave? I’m gonna call you Dave.

Anyway, I don’t know what you’re going through. Maybe you’re afraid to tell your parents you’re gay. Maybe you got laid off from your job, committed manslaughter while high on bath salts, or have recently discovered you’re sexually aroused by the thought of carnivorous hamsters being funneled into your anus and are now in therapy. I honestly don’t care Dave. Not unless you open up, in which case my PMs are open to you, like that anus for those hamsters.

Until you’re ready to talk you do what you need to do. It looks like you’ve found a relatively harmless way to get your anal hamster fantasies to subside, and I don’t want you to change your routine. I came here to find out about an extra large DT with fast twitch muscle fiber in his ass, but now I’m here to save you from hamsters in yours. Stay strong Davy, stay strong.