OFFICIAL Washington-Stanford Game Thread

BONEM Jimmy No Ballz. Lock yourself in the office. Folgers only in styrofoam.

DoogWhisperer

Good news, Oregon is next.
They will rape us. Prove me wrong. And go drink bleach.

Lol

Lucky UW didn't play Cal. They are already beating oregano and UW always loses to Cal

HairyBallsDawg

I think the word is getting out that Washington has the worst run defense in the conference.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.

They had the worst run offense in the league and we gave up over 200. What’s your point?

GreenRiverGatorz

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.

Right. The offense was bad, maybe mediocre if you're feeling generous. The defense meanwhile plunged itself to a legendary level of bad while boasting arguably the second most talented defensive roster in 20 years.

The offense is an afterthought in this post mortem.

bananasnblondes

So if Cal beats Oregon and then Oregon beats UW, do they just cancel the who pac 12 championship thing?

Good news, Oregon is next.
They will rape us. Prove me wrong. And go drink bleach.

>
They suck just as much as us but we lose because we will have our tail tucked between our legs like scared pussies

Still need to beat Oregon and USC. Season is not over.

But there are some worrying trends and having this happen to Stanford routinely is embarrassing

They now lead the alltime series.......

D plays like that, season is over

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.
They had the worst run offense in the league and we gave up over 200. What’s your point?

That the offense and defense suck

dtd

UW is going to prison rape Oregon.

Offense looks to be tweaks away from being good. Not sure what scheme can mask this run defense. It’s beyond bad.

dirtysouwfdawg

I want everyone to get covid and have pre-existing conditions and everyone to die.

My wife is kinda scared right now and my kids are giving me hugs and asking what they can do.

I don’t want them to die, only there mom.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
No dude. Teams don’t win when they give up every 3rd down.

Small complaints about the offense. Defense was terrible. We got pushed around and made one clutch defensive play the whole game.
They scored 3 points in the first half against an awful defense, it was a failure at all levels.

Nobody goes down swinging harder than Fudgie. Almost Ballz-like.

I’m a run the ball guy, but we are better being throw first. I know they want manageable third downs for Morris, but he’s good when we play aggressive. At least he has been so far.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.

STANFORD DID NOT HAVE TO PUNT THE FOOTBALL ONCE YOU GOD DAMN MORON

THE UW OFFENSE SCORED 26 POINTS IN ONLY 58 TOTAL PLAYS, HAD MORE YARDS PER PLAY THAN STANFORD, AND WENT 6/10 ON THIRD DOWN

STFU RETARD

I’m a run the ball guy, but we are better being throw first. I know they want manageable third downs for Morris, but he’s good when we play aggressive. At least he has been so far.

As I said after the first game, he is good when he is on the move and the OL is better at pass blocking then run blocking...

They need to call games for the team they have, not the team they want.

whatshouldicareabout

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.
STANFORD DID NOT HAVE TO PUNT THE FOOTBALL ONCE YOU GOD DAMN MORON

THE UW OFFENSE SCORED 26 POINTS IN ONLY 58 TOTAL PLAYS, HAD MORE YARDS PER PLAY THAN STANFORD, AND WENT 6/10 ON THIRD DOWN

STFU RETARD

They did once and McDuffie caught it on the 8 yard line.

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.
STANFORD DID NOT HAVE TO PUNT THE FOOTBALL ONCE YOU GOD DAMN MORON

THE UW OFFENSE SCORED 26 POINTS IN ONLY 58 TOTAL PLAYS, HAD MORE YARDS PER PLAY THAN STANFORD, AND WENT 6/10 ON THIRD DOWN

STFU RETARD
They did once and McDuffie caught it on the 8 yard line.

but still

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.

Morris was not the problem

RaceBannon

UW matches up far better with USC just based on scheme

USC could ram it up our ass but air raid...

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem

Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

CallMeBigErn

Offense looks to be tweaks away from being good. Not sure what scheme can mask this run defense. It’s beyond bad.

Latu, Tryon, and Levi.

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem
Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

Absolutely

Fishpo31

UW matches up far better with USC just based on scheme

USC could ram it up our ass but air raid...

This^^^
If "smash mouth" is in the convo, UW is in trouble...

YellowSnow

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem
Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

The problem is we are not DBU against the tree. Every fucking year it’s the same bull shit.

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem
Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

Its hard to watch the game between looking up PFF analytics and copy and pasting DDY tweets into the game thread

Pitchfork51

I missed this one guys

I missed this one guys

this is not the time to brag

Comments

BONEM Jimmy No Ballz. Lock yourself in the office. Folgers only in styrofoam.

DoogWhisperer

Good news, Oregon is next.
They will rape us. Prove me wrong. And go drink bleach.

Lol

Lucky UW didn't play Cal. They are already beating oregano and UW always loses to Cal

HairyBallsDawg

I think the word is getting out that Washington has the worst run defense in the conference.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.

They had the worst run offense in the league and we gave up over 200. What’s your point?

GreenRiverGatorz

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.

bananasnblondes

So if Cal beats Oregon and then Oregon beats UW, do they just cancel the who pac 12 championship thing?

Good news, Oregon is next.
They will rape us. Prove me wrong. And go drink bleach.

>
They suck just as much as us but we lose because we will have our tail tucked between our legs like scared pussies

Still need to beat Oregon and USC. Season is not over.

But there are some worrying trends and having this happen to Stanford routinely is embarrassing

They now lead the alltime series.......

D plays like that, season is over

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.
They had the worst run offense in the league and we gave up over 200. What’s your point?

That the offense and defense suck

dtd

UW is going to prison rape Oregon.

Offense looks to be tweaks away from being good. Not sure what scheme can mask this run defense. It’s beyond bad.

dirtysouwfdawg

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
No dude. Teams don’t win when they give up every 3rd down.

Small complaints about the offense. Defense was terrible. We got pushed around and made one clutch defensive play the whole game.
They scored 3 points in the first half against an awful defense, it was a failure at all levels.

Nobody goes down swinging harder than Fudgie. Almost Ballz-like.

I’m a run the ball guy, but we are better being throw first. I know they want manageable third downs for Morris, but he’s good when we play aggressive. At least he has been so far.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.

I’m a run the ball guy, but we are better being throw first. I know they want manageable third downs for Morris, but he’s good when we play aggressive. At least he has been so far.

As I said after the first game, he is good when he is on the move and the OL is better at pass blocking then run blocking...

They need to call games for the team they have, not the team they want.

whatshouldicareabout

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.
STANFORD DID NOT HAVE TO PUNT THE FOOTBALL ONCE YOU GOD DAMN MORON

THE UW OFFENSE SCORED 26 POINTS IN ONLY 58 TOTAL PLAYS, HAD MORE YARDS PER PLAY THAN STANFORD, AND WENT 6/10 ON THIRD DOWN

STFU RETARD

They did once and McDuffie caught it on the 8 yard line.

We lost this game on offense as much as we did on defense.
This is one of your shittier takes, which is saying something. The offense put up 26 points in a game where the defense let Stanford completely dominate the TOP once again. There's to plenty to criticize with this offense, and the abortion of a run game makes me fairly certain that Jon Don sucks.

But this defense was another level of pathetic. 10-12 on third down against a team that has no rhythm throwing the ball with far inferior athletes is inexcusable. So is giving up 200 rushing yards to a team with an average OL, at best. Kill them all. And every time Stanford is scheduled from here on out we just lock Kwat in Joe Biden's basement and let some disabled fan call the defense for that week.
Stanford has the 3rd worst defense in the conference and we only put up 3 points in the first half? Gtfo dude. Step on their throat from the jump and stop running lead dive into stacked boxes.
STANFORD DID NOT HAVE TO PUNT THE FOOTBALL ONCE YOU GOD DAMN MORON

THE UW OFFENSE SCORED 26 POINTS IN ONLY 58 TOTAL PLAYS, HAD MORE YARDS PER PLAY THAN STANFORD, AND WENT 6/10 ON THIRD DOWN

STFU RETARD
They did once and McDuffie caught it on the 8 yard line.

but still

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.

Morris was not the problem

RaceBannon

UW matches up far better with USC just based on scheme

USC could ram it up our ass but air raid...

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem

Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

CallMeBigErn

Offense looks to be tweaks away from being good. Not sure what scheme can mask this run defense. It’s beyond bad.

Latu, Tryon, and Levi.

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem
Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

Absolutely

Fishpo31

UW matches up far better with USC just based on scheme

USC could ram it up our ass but air raid...

This^^^
If "smash mouth" is in the convo, UW is in trouble...

YellowSnow

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem
Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

The problem is we are not DBU against the tree. Every fucking year it’s the same bull shit.

Offense fucken sucked.
Defense was worse.
Morris again is garbage. - team is reflection of the qb.
No special teams

Best players on offense and defense didn't play today. Otton an ZTF.

It's ok doogs will Doog.

USC still sucks but our superior talent will still get us through even though I wish all the strongest strains of covid would attack helton and all the coaching staff only so they could not live to coach another game in their lives.
Morris was not the problem
Have no idea what game he was watching. Morris is the one guy you can’t complain about today. JFC

Its hard to watch the game between looking up PFF analytics and copy and pasting DDY tweets into the game thread

Pitchfork51

I missed this one guys