Pole Tim: You're highest level of football played
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Middle SchoolMy high school didn't have a football team
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Row Peter Puffer!YellowSnow said:Never played a lick of football. But our? DWAGS look at my name up on the wall as they eat their pre game meal. WOOF! SNARL!
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Joe Jarzynka?dnc said:
TOO TALLbackthepack said:
Joe Jeravicius?dnc said:
LOL same.Doog_de_Jour said:Flag football in an intramural league.
We were first loosers and I lead the league in TDs.
I was a real Steve Largent, Wayne Chrebet, Wes Welker type. -
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Oh myDerekJohnson said:My high school didn't have a football team
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Middle SchoolMy dad went to UW, and played intramural football. He was quarterback of the "Chinese Bandits", throwing passes to Dave Torrell. True story.
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No athletic program at all. But we did have a weight room, so I'd go in there and lift weights with the other delinquents who had been thrown out of regular high schoolsGrundleStiltzkin said:
Oh myDerekJohnson said:My high school didn't have a football team
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This is one of the top 10 posts in the history of this shithole.huskyhooligan said:
Attempted, high school, bent a knee the wrong way, PT bill came and one of my dads said I could go out for the chess team. Broke a finger the next year playing speed chess. What was once a promising career ended in giving sexual favors to dads and moms in the bathroom on parent teacher night, and the occasional administrator.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. -
ProSo I went to a really big tim football school in Texas (played for the State 5A Championship last year and were always at least solid going back decades). I think pictures always speak a thousand words, so I'll just show a random picture of the team and you can draw your own conclusions as to what the coaches thought when a skinny 115 pound dipshit half breed showed up for tryouts. Getting shitcanned not only probably saved my life, but also allowed me to find my true love, competitive weed smoking. State Champion 1986-1989 and this is undisputed.
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ProAlso, this post is destined for Classics. If you disagree you should drink a gallon of kerosene and then deep throat a road flare.
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I could never live up to what my dad expected from me
