Preston's Lament: The Bitter Taste of Artificial Vanilla
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Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
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He is in Mom or Stepdad's car. They probably have no idea what is going on1to392831weretaken said:Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
This kid is definitely not right. -
100% they got fed up with him screaming and yelling while they try to sleep, but didn't want to discourage his special creative outlet, so they told him he had to go do it in the car. Do not go gentle into that good night, Preston... Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Just do it without bothering Stacy or the neighbors.BeerThirty said:
He is in Mom or Stepdad's car. They probably have no idea what is going on1to392831weretaken said:Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
This kid is definitely not right. -
I also think this is hilarious but at the same time it’s sad because if you just switch out Oregano with Washington and offense with defense, shoe is on the other foot. Or even team with USC all sides of the ball.
He is dialed in. He already called it UW will beat Oregano.
I have a inner Pweston. I am not afraid to admit it. I damn everything to hell after every L. So respect.
Also When I watch his videos I like knowing I’m not the only retard that likes retard teams. I mean besides you retards on these boreds. You guys are the best retards. -
Ho Lee Fuck. This can’t be real.
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I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
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Disagree. I feel much better about myself and I weigh 419 pounds.AtomicDawg said:I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
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Oregon. The West Coast’s own little piece of Appalachia.spuden said:Ho Lee Fuck. This can’t be real.
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You lost some weight?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Disagree. I feel much better about myself and I weigh 419 pounds.AtomicDawg said:I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
