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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    That's so creepy I can't even make a joke about this.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,000 Founders Club
    Monday two Wisconsin girls were charged with attempted intentional homicide and face up to 60 years in prison, after they planned to murder their friend and then proceeded to repeatedly stab the victim at a slumber party, all in the name of Slender Man.

    According to the criminal complaint filed, Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier had been being planning this attack for months, as the pair were planning on becoming proxies for the mythological Slender Man, a character thought to have originated as an Internet meme around 2009 and also the subject of a popular video game. He is often depicted as a tall, thin man wearing a suit with a blank face. To accomplish the goal of becoming a Slender Man proxy the girls needed to “physically kill someone,” the complaint says that “many people do not believe Slender man is real,” and she “wanted to prove the skeptics wrong.”

    The macabre plan was set in motion once the girls invited the victim to a slumber party. Originally the girls were planning to duct tape her mouth while she slept and stab her in the neck, but that approach would have been too messy, they then came up with the idea to kill her in a bathroom where cleanup would be easier, thanks to the presence of a floor drain.
    Ultimately, the pair opted for something else altogether, and waited to attack the girl the next day while playing hide-in-seek in the woods of a nearby park. “One suspect held the victim down while the other suspect stabbed her 19 times in the arms, legs and torso,” Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said.

    The girls stabbed her repeatedly with one telling the other to “go ballistic, go crazy.” Of the 19 stab wounds she suffered, one only narrowly missed hitting a major artery near her heart by a millimeter, which would have killed the girl.
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    he girls then left the victim alone in the woods hoping that she would eventually bleed out. Somehow the victim was able to stumble to her feet and make her way to a roadside were she was rescued by a passing cyclist. “Please help me. I’ve been stabbed,” she said according to the cyclist. The cyclist then called then called 911, and police brought the girls into custody a short time later after a sheriff’s officer found them walking near Interstate 94.

    “There was evidence that was readily apparent when the two were taken into custody,” Jack told reporters. One piece of evidence included a large kitchen knife found inside a purse. The girls spoke candidly to investigators and gave all the information needed to understand why they perpetrated this heinous act.

    One of the girls confessed to an investigator that “it was weird that I didn’t feel remorse.” The other explained that the Slender Man comes to her in her dreams, watching her, reading her mind and has the ability to teleport.

    The victim is currently in stable condition. The two girls appeared in court on Monday and are due back in court next week and will be tried as adults rather than juveniles.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited June 2014
    PurpleJ said:

    Monday two Wisconsin girls were charged with attempted intentional homicide and face up to 60 years in prison, after they planned to murder their friend and then proceeded to repeatedly stab the victim at a slumber party, all in the name of Slender Man.

    According to the criminal complaint filed, Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier had been being planning this attack for months, as the pair were planning on becoming proxies for the mythological Slender Man, a character thought to have originated as an Internet meme around 2009 and also the subject of a popular video game. He is often depicted as a tall, thin man wearing a suit with a blank face. To accomplish the goal of becoming a Slender Man proxy the girls needed to “physically kill someone,” the complaint says that “many people do not believe Slender man is real,” and she “wanted to prove the skeptics wrong.”

    The macabre plan was set in motion once the girls invited the victim to a slumber party. Originally the girls were planning to duct tape her mouth while she slept and stab her in the neck, but that approach would have been too messy, they then came up with the idea to kill her in a bathroom where cleanup would be easier, thanks to the presence of a floor drain.
    Ultimately, the pair opted for something else altogether, and waited to attack the girl the next day while playing hide-in-seek in the woods of a nearby park. “One suspect held the victim down while the other suspect stabbed her 19 times in the arms, legs and torso,” Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said.

    The girls stabbed her repeatedly with one telling the other to “go ballistic, go crazy.” Of the 19 stab wounds she suffered, one only narrowly missed hitting a major artery near her heart by a millimeter, which would have killed the girl.
    T
    he girls then left the victim alone in the woods hoping that she would eventually bleed out. Somehow the victim was able to stumble to her feet and make her way to a roadside were she was rescued by a passing cyclist. “Please help me. I’ve been stabbed,” she said according to the cyclist. The cyclist then called then called 911, and police brought the girls into custody a short time later after a sheriff’s officer found them walking near Interstate 94.

    “There was evidence that was readily apparent when the two were taken into custody,” Jack told reporters. One piece of evidence included a large kitchen knife found inside a purse. The girls spoke candidly to investigators and gave all the information needed to understand why they perpetrated this heinous act.

    One of the girls confessed to an investigator that “it was weird that I didn’t feel remorse.” The other explained that the Slender Man comes to her in her dreams, watching her, reading her mind and has the ability to teleport.

    The victim is currently in stable condition. The two girls appeared in court on Monday and are due back in court next week and will be tried as adults rather than juveniles.

    That wasn't funny at all

    Buzz kill
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,000 Founders Club
    It wasn't supposed to be funny.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    PurpleJ said:

    It wasn't supposed to be funny.

    The whoosh level here is surprising and disappointing.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,000 Founders Club
    Who's getting whooshed?
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    PurpleJ said:

    Who's getting whooshed?

    Maybe me
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Yes, craves it.
  • QuornDawgQuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162
    دوشنبه دو دختر ویسکانسین با قتل عمد تلاش متهم شدند و صورت تا 60 سال در زندان ، پس از برنامه ریزی برای قتل دوست خود و سپس اقدام به بارها و بارها چاقو قربانی در یک مهمانی خواب ، همه در نام بلند و باریک انسان .

    با توجه به شکایت های جنایی ، مورگان چشمه اب گرم و Anissa Weier شده بود در حال برنامه ریزی این حمله برای ماه ها، به عنوان این جفت ارز در پروکسی تبدیل شدن به اسطوره بلند و باریک انسان ، یک شخصیت فکر می کردم که به عنوان یک الگوی رفتاری به اینترنت در سراسر 2،009 سرچشمه برنامه ریزی و همچنین شد موضوع بازی های ویدیویی معروف . او اغلب به عنوان بلند، مرد نازک پوشیدن کت و شلوار با چهره خالی نشان داده شده است . برای نیل به هدف تبدیل شدن به یک پروکسی بلند و باریک انسان دختران نیاز به " از لحاظ جسمی کشتن کسی ، " شکایت می گوید که " بسیاری از مردم باور نمی مرد بلند و باریک واقعی است، " و او " می خواست ثابت کند شک اشتباه است. "

    طرح خوفناک در حرکت بود پس از آن که دختران قربانی به شخص خواب دعوت کرد. نوشته اصلی دختران برنامه ریزی برای نوار مجرای دهان او در حالی که او به خواب رفته و چاقو او را در گردن است، اما این روش را بیش از حد شلوغ شده است ، سپس آنها را با ایده آمد به او در حمام که در آن پاکسازی ساده تر خواهد بود به قتل برسانند ، به لطف حضور یک تخلیه طبقه .
    در نهایت، این جفت ارز را برای چیز دیگری تصمیم گرفتند روی هم رفته ، و منتظر حمله به دختر در روز بعد در حالی که بازی مخفی در دنبال در جنگل از پارک مجاور . رئیس پلیس Waukesha راسل جک گفت: «یکی مشکوک در این قربانی کردن در حالی که مظنون دیگر او 19 بار در بازوها، پاها و تنه چاقو " .

    دختران خود را با یک گفتن دیگر به " بالستیک ، دیوانه . " از 19 زخم چاقو او دچار ضربه چاقو بارها و بارها، تنها محدود از دست رفته هدف قرار دادن یک شریان بزرگ نزدیک قلب او توسط یک میلی متر ، که می تواند دختر را کشته .
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    او به دختران و سپس قربانی به تنهایی در جنگل کرد به این امید که او در نهایت خونریزی از . به هر قربانی قادر به تلو تلو خوردن به پاهای خود را و راه خود را به کنار جاده بود او توسط یک دوچرخه سوار عبور را نجات دادند بود. " لطفا به من کمک کند. من چاقو شده است ، " او گفت: با توجه به دوچرخه سوار . دوچرخه سوار پس از آن به نام پس از آن به نام 911 ، پلیس و دختران را بازداشت یک زمان کوتاه بعد به ارمغان آورد پس از افسرکلانتر در بر داشت آنها را در نزدیکی بزرگراه بین ایالتی 94 راه رفتن .

    " شواهد که به آسانی آشکار هنگامی که دو بازداشت شدند بود ، " جک به خبرنگاران گفت. یک تکه از شواهد شامل یک چاقوی آشپزخانه بزرگ در داخل یک کیف پول . دختران با صراحت به محققان صحبت کرد و تمام اطلاعات مورد نیاز به درک چرا آنها این عمل شنیع مرتکب داد .

    یکی از دختران اعتراف به یک محقق که "آن را عجیب و غریب بود که من احساس پشیمانی نمی کند. " دیگر توضیح داد که بلند و باریک انسان می آید به او در خواب خود را ، به تماشای او، خواندن ذهن او و تا به توانایی برای دوربری .

    قربانی در حال حاضر در وضعیت با ثبات است. دو دختر در دادگاه روز دوشنبه به نظر می رسد و با توجه به پشت در دادگاه در هفته آینده هستند و به عنوان بزرگسالان و نه از نوجوانان تلاش کرد .
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
  • Bad_MotherDuckerBad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,321 Swaye's Wigwam
    I always wondered what happened to the dude from the Sober video

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  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    I don't have a caption, but my first thought was the girl could suck his dick while standing up.
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    I don't have a caption, but my first thought was the girl could suck his dick while standing up.

    No, that's Shaq's old wife.

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