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Just read the saddest thing I've ever seen

The dawgman crowd has finally reached a level of Doog that there is no returning from.

I'll paraphrase:

A poster started a thread where he talked about meeting an Oregon fan (pumping his gas, of course, #lolstupidducks) Apparently the gas attendant was making remarks about his W sticker and a series of plunger rapings that have happened over the last decade. Luckily our hero had a copy of the US News University Rankings handy and was able to put this arrogant duck in his place by showing that Oregon is not on the list of top 100 universities for academics. The follow up comments showing affirmation of the superb way he handled the situation were equally sad.

Please take a moment with me to cry for Husky Football
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    And some members of this bored wonder why I think the Huskies are overdue for another 0-12...
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    It has been pretty entertaining watching Matmik turn the "Rival Board" into his own personal outhouse.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559

    The thread has gone beyond pathetic since I last posted. Now we're getting comments like "I could care less about how my football team does. The UW education is worth more than winning football games"

    I love Duke Football
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
    I think he just meant it seems like the time has gone by really quickly, like it doesn't feel like he's been here four years.

    Of course, if Maisel were a Husky fan who gave a shit, it would feel like he's been here an eternity.

  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
    Me too....after listening closely I think he thinks Sark would have moved on because he says the only thing the same (over the past 3 years) is the record.

    Maisel is a fucking clueless then because the advanced metrics show we've been the same for the past 3 years and in most cases the past 4.

  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
    Me too....after listening closely I think he thinks Sark would have moved on because he says the only thing the same (over the past 3 years) is the record.

    Maisel is a fucking clueless then because the advanced metrics show we've been the same for the past 3 years and in most cases the past 4.

    Meh I took it as Maisel saying everything else has changed. Of those three 7-6 years one had a great offense and terrible defense, one had a very good defense and very bad offense, and one had Jack Lockner. The overall quality of each of the teams was frighteningly similar, but the various components were all over the place.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
    Me too. It seemed like a tongue-in-cheek jab to me, but then again, I would not be surprised if he really thinks that Sark should be on to "bigger" things. He does work for ESPN, you know.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
    Seeing how he works for ESPN he's probably "surprised" that Sark hasn't been in the NFL yet. For some reason all those idiots still think of Sark has someone who is worth a shit.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    I was trying to figure out if Maisel thought UW should have fired Sark by now or if he thinks Sark would have moved on by now.
    Seeing how he works for ESPN he's probably "surprised" that Sark hasn't been in the NFL yet. For some reason all those idiots still think of Sark has someone who is worth a shit.
    Ted Miller approves of this post.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,127

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I remember applauding Sark the first few years cause he never brought up 0-12 and claimed we can turn this around quickly. Now I noticed he has brought up 0-12 a lot in the past year just like Ty towards the end kept bringing up 1-10.

    I seriously can't wrap my head around how Doogs still defend this guy. Like sven said so many of our fans really deserve another 0-12 then to die in a fire.
    As we saw with Ty, there is a portion of the fanbase who will support whoever is our coach. Their is another portion that thinks going to low tier bowls is good enough. There is another portion that is delusional and thinks we are on our way to becoming elite. When you add all of these together, they make up the majority of the fanbase.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I remember applauding Sark the first few years cause he never brought up 0-12 and claimed we can turn this around quickly. Now I noticed he has brought up 0-12 a lot in the past year just like Ty towards the end kept bringing up 1-10.

    I seriously can't wrap my head around how Doogs still defend this guy. Like sven said so many of our fans really deserve another 0-12 then to die in a fire.
    As we saw with Ty, there is a portion of the fanbase who will support whoever is our coach. Their is another portion that thinks going to low tier bowls is good enough. There is another portion that is delusional and thinks we are on our way to becoming elite. When you add all of these together, they make up the majority of the fanbase.

    Worst of all, there are people who know better than those fans, yet still enable the ongoing mediocrity by continuing to fund it.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I love that from Maisel. "I'm flabbergasted that you have been at UW as long as you have."

    Then Sark responds by saying that the end result basically doesn't matter. It's the "body of work" and the "journey".
    any time a coach publicly talks about "the journey," he should be fired on the spot
    Don't stop believin', hold on to that special season.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club
    Just a city coach born and raised in South DeCal. He's on the midnight train going nowhere
  • tracker
    tracker Member Posts: 866

    It goes on and on and on and on.

    Fuck.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Winners win, losers lose

    Some were born to give an excuse
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I remember applauding Sark the first few years cause he never brought up 0-12 and claimed we can turn this around quickly. Now I noticed he has brought up 0-12 a lot in the past year just like Ty towards the end kept bringing up 1-10.

    I seriously can't wrap my head around how Doogs still defend this guy. Like sven said so many of our fans really deserve another 0-12 then to die in a fire.
    As we saw with Ty, there is a portion of the fanbase who desperately deserve another 0-12 AND Lemon Party

    Fixed for accuracy.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I remember applauding Sark the first few years cause he never brought up 0-12 and claimed we can turn this around quickly. Now I noticed he has brought up 0-12 a lot in the past year just like Ty towards the end kept bringing up 1-10.

    I seriously can't wrap my head around how Doogs still defend this guy. Like sven said so many of our fans really deserve another 0-12 then to die in a fire.
    He came here full of piss and vinegar, with confidence. Now, going into year 5, he can see he has been the definition of average, and he knows his lines suck, so what do you think this year is going to be? Time to start the CYA mission.

    That interview was a pathetic and disgusting as they come.

    We are a 9-4 team. What a fucking disgrace. Worse than the house money comment imo.

    In short, Fuck Woodward.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,280 Founders Club
    edited July 2013
    Swaye said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I remember applauding Sark the first few years cause he never brought up 0-12 and claimed we can turn this around quickly. Now I noticed he has brought up 0-12 a lot in the past year just like Ty towards the end kept bringing up 1-10.

    I seriously can't wrap my head around how Doogs still defend this guy. Like sven said so many of our fans really deserve another 0-12 then to die in a fire.
    He came here full of piss and vinegar, with confidence. Now, going into year 5, he can see he has been the definition of average, and he knows his lines suck, so what do you think this year is going to be? Time to start the CYA mission.

    That interview was a pathetic and disgusting as they come.

    We are a 9-4 team. What a fucking disgrace. Worse than the house money comment imo.

    In short, Fuck Woodward.
    In listening carefully to the ESPN interview, I am convinced Sark had that whole spiel memorized and practiced in front of the mirror.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Swaye said:

    Want to hear something worse? Listen at the 29 minute mark to this bullshit:

    http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=9505512

    Sark plays the 0-12 card, three consecutive bowl games card, Gameday Championship card, and "we were a 9-4 football team" card all in the same answer to one question.

    Fire. Sark. Now.

    I remember applauding Sark the first few years cause he never brought up 0-12 and claimed we can turn this around quickly. Now I noticed he has brought up 0-12 a lot in the past year just like Ty towards the end kept bringing up 1-10.

    I seriously can't wrap my head around how Doogs still defend this guy. Like sven said so many of our fans really deserve another 0-12 then to die in a fire.
    He came here full of piss and vinegar, with confidence. Now, going into year 5, he can see he has been the definition of average, and he knows his lines suck, so what do you think this year is going to be? Time to start the CYA mission.

    That interview was a pathetic and disgusting as they come.

    We are a 9-4 team. What a fucking disgrace. Worse than the house money comment imo.

    In short, Fuck Woodward.
    In listening carefully to the ESPN interview, I am convinced Sark had that whole spiel memorized and practiced in front of the Pool Boy.
    Who better to practice a political speech with than a career politician?