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Husky Jacks open thread [2020]

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  • doogville
    doogville Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,227 Swaye's Wigwam
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    If Petersemen's secrecy was like the Kremlin, then Jimmy's is Bulgaria, a poor copy.

    Also, axxed him about Best Hands in the (DB) Room, certainly is Asa Turner with 4? INTs. "No, Misah from O'Dea has 3-4 too."

    Woodinville Redux.
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028

    If Petersemen's secrecy was like the Kremlin, then Jimmy's is Bulgaria, a poor copy.

    Also, axxed him about Best Hands in the (DB) Room, certainly is Asa Turner with 4? INTs. "No, Misah from O'Dea has 3-4 too."

    Woodinville Redux.


  • MakaDawg
    MakaDawg Member Posts: 492
    0wen fucking 7. Only hope is the rona cancels the season at the last minute. Then at least we can get out of always losing to Cal.

    Jimmy is in over his head.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Gladstone said:

    This is some bullshit Sark-level spin and we haven't even played a single game yet. What a disaster.

    And Ern has the GIF game of a syphilitic 6 year old with downs syndrome.
    "Oh, stop it. The world is in flames." — @CallMeBigErn , probably.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    So it was indicative of what? COVID cases acquired per side? Number of gassers each side would have to run the next day? Average hotness of each team's moms? Result of the QB1/QB2 dick measuring contest? Hours per day each team spent in the gym that week not cheating the Grindr? Jimmy Lake's promise for how many games the team will win?
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028

    Gladstone said:

    This is some bullshit Sark-level spin and we haven't even played a single game yet. What a disaster.

    And Ern has the GIF game of a syphilitic 6 year old with downs syndrome.
    "Oh, stop it. The world is in flames." — @CallMeBigErn , probably.
    No idea what you're goin' on about.
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    edited October 2020

    We still have to see the games. This is still sizzle. I suspect our offense sucks and we don’t have a QB, but because coaches aren’t hyping up the QB’s doesn’t necessarily mean anything.

    Win the games. A PAC 12 title is the expectation. We have talent. It can’t be all horrible.

    Thank you, Roadie. Let's play the fucking games and make a determination then. Far too many insufferable miserable fucks on here. Since when did being a whiny cunt become cool? I missed that phase.
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    edited October 2020
    dnc said:

    We still have to see the games. This is still sizzle. I suspect our offense sucks and we don’t have a QB, but because coaches aren’t hyping up the QB’s doesn’t necessarily mean anything.

    Win the games. A PAC 12 title is the expectation. We have talent. It can’t be all horrible.

    Thank you, Roadie. Let's play the fucking games and make a determination then. Far too many insufferable miserable fucks on here. It's like it's cool to be a whiny cunt.
    New here?
    No, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous. This place is a fucking cult psychology case study and many of you are drinking the punch. With what goes on in the Tug, I shouldn't be surprised.
  • sinceredawg
    sinceredawg Member Posts: 833
    chuck said:

    Woof said:

    guntlove said:

    Some doog jerk off material for you all. This guy posts on dawgman and claims to have inside knowledge (friend or parent of a player or something)

    "I’m hearing that the players absolutely love the new scheme. I guess it’s attack mode all the time. They are really trying to stretch the field in the pass game. Night and day different than what we have grown accustomed to over the last couple years. Think Pro-Style in today’s games, means explosive. At least that’s the vibe I’m getting from what I’m hearing. My friend told me today that the first team wideouts were Ty (outside), Bynum (slot), Rome (outside). Second team Chin (outside), Osbourne (Slot), McMillan (outside). All 4 QB’s again spilt reps equally. I’m hoping I have some really juicy intel for you guys after Saturday’s practice game. I have a feeling that they are going to widdle competition down to two."

    "I hearing that Austin is having a lights out camp. Pretty sure Molden mentioned him in an interview the other day that he was one of the receivers that is breaking out. Sounds like he is gonna be in the mix in a major way this year."

    "It sounds like every player in the secondary will be playing on Sundays. At least that’s what my friends son told him. I guess Asa Turnes is an F’ing Monster. Watch out for that guy."

    "Rome has been running with the 1’s all week. Not much to say about the D other than I’m hearing the same as everyone else, secondary is ridiculous! I’ll try to get another update by the end of the week."

    He also says Puka and Spiker are definitely hurt and that there is no clear qb leader yet.

    Man I can't wait to lose to Cal again
    This. The sweet, sweet tears of unfathomable doog sadness are going to be extra tasty after we shit the bed on November 7th.

    Also, the non-stop use of 'aggressive' and 'attack mode' is already fucking tiresome. Unfortunately the aggressive/attack mode ethos doesn't extend to Jimmy when it comes to staffing and recruiting.
    The John Donovan fan in me is excited for our aggressive use of bubble screens and downhill east-west running attack.
    Kids these days have no sense of direction. The idea is to get the defense thinking north is to their left and south is to the right, then you

    dnc said:

    We still have to see the games. This is still sizzle. I suspect our offense sucks and we don’t have a QB, but because coaches aren’t hyping up the QB’s doesn’t necessarily mean anything.

    Win the games. A PAC 12 title is the expectation. We have talent. It can’t be all horrible.

    Thank you, Roadie. Let's play the fucking games and make a determination then. Far too many insufferable miserable fucks on here. It's like it's cool to be a whiny cunt.
    New here?
    No, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous. This place is a fucking cult psychology case study and many of you are drinking the punch. With what goes on in the Tug, I shouldn't be surprised.
    Complaining about stupidity here as though it surprises you doesn't say anything good about your own intelligence Ern.

    Predictions based on the uninformative shit we hear during camp is normal. Actually throwing up your hands in disgust and surrender based on it is HH level stupid and a point of pride. Its a guaranteed way to rack up some updates and chins. Its also therapeutic, or so I've gathered. This place is here to help.
    Chuck is a healer.
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    edited October 2020
    chuck said:

    Woof said:

    guntlove said:

    Some doog jerk off material for you all. This guy posts on dawgman and claims to have inside knowledge (friend or parent of a player or something)

    "I’m hearing that the players absolutely love the new scheme. I guess it’s attack mode all the time. They are really trying to stretch the field in the pass game. Night and day different than what we have grown accustomed to over the last couple years. Think Pro-Style in today’s games, means explosive. At least that’s the vibe I’m getting from what I’m hearing. My friend told me today that the first team wideouts were Ty (outside), Bynum (slot), Rome (outside). Second team Chin (outside), Osbourne (Slot), McMillan (outside). All 4 QB’s again spilt reps equally. I’m hoping I have some really juicy intel for you guys after Saturday’s practice game. I have a feeling that they are going to widdle competition down to two."

    "I hearing that Austin is having a lights out camp. Pretty sure Molden mentioned him in an interview the other day that he was one of the receivers that is breaking out. Sounds like he is gonna be in the mix in a major way this year."

    "It sounds like every player in the secondary will be playing on Sundays. At least that’s what my friends son told him. I guess Asa Turnes is an F’ing Monster. Watch out for that guy."

    "Rome has been running with the 1’s all week. Not much to say about the D other than I’m hearing the same as everyone else, secondary is ridiculous! I’ll try to get another update by the end of the week."

    He also says Puka and Spiker are definitely hurt and that there is no clear qb leader yet.

    Man I can't wait to lose to Cal again
    This. The sweet, sweet tears of unfathomable doog sadness are going to be extra tasty after we shit the bed on November 7th.

    Also, the non-stop use of 'aggressive' and 'attack mode' is already fucking tiresome. Unfortunately the aggressive/attack mode ethos doesn't extend to Jimmy when it comes to staffing and recruiting.
    The John Donovan fan in me is excited for our aggressive use of bubble screens and downhill east-west running attack.
    Kids these days have no sense of direction. The idea is to get the defense thinking north is to their left and south is to the right, then you

    dnc said:

    We still have to see the games. This is still sizzle. I suspect our offense sucks and we don’t have a QB, but because coaches aren’t hyping up the QB’s doesn’t necessarily mean anything.

    Win the games. A PAC 12 title is the expectation. We have talent. It can’t be all horrible.

    Thank you, Roadie. Let's play the fucking games and make a determination then. Far too many insufferable miserable fucks on here. It's like it's cool to be a whiny cunt.
    New here?
    No, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous. This place is a fucking cult psychology case study and many of you are drinking the punch. With what goes on in the Tug, I shouldn't be surprised.
    Complaining about stupidity here as though it surprises you doesn't say anything good about your own intelligence Ern.

    Predictions based on the uninformative shit we hear during camp is normal. Actually throwing up your hands in disgust and surrender based on it is HH level stupid and a point of pride. Its a guaranteed way to rack up some updates and chins. Its also therapeutic, or so I've gathered. This place is here to help.
    Just because there's a rich history in here of being kneejerk ignorant retards doesn't mean we need to continue being kneejerk ignorant retards. I'm fighting for a better tomorrow. Let's keep that shit in the Tug.

    You're one of the best posters here, chuck. Although you have been going down the rabbit hole a little bit more lately. I trust that you'll come back to the light.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    @Ballz might have someone new to yell at than just Chester. Tick tick tick
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028

    chuck said:

    Woof said:

    guntlove said:

    Some doog jerk off material for you all. This guy posts on dawgman and claims to have inside knowledge (friend or parent of a player or something)

    "I’m hearing that the players absolutely love the new scheme. I guess it’s attack mode all the time. They are really trying to stretch the field in the pass game. Night and day different than what we have grown accustomed to over the last couple years. Think Pro-Style in today’s games, means explosive. At least that’s the vibe I’m getting from what I’m hearing. My friend told me today that the first team wideouts were Ty (outside), Bynum (slot), Rome (outside). Second team Chin (outside), Osbourne (Slot), McMillan (outside). All 4 QB’s again spilt reps equally. I’m hoping I have some really juicy intel for you guys after Saturday’s practice game. I have a feeling that they are going to widdle competition down to two."

    "I hearing that Austin is having a lights out camp. Pretty sure Molden mentioned him in an interview the other day that he was one of the receivers that is breaking out. Sounds like he is gonna be in the mix in a major way this year."

    "It sounds like every player in the secondary will be playing on Sundays. At least that’s what my friends son told him. I guess Asa Turnes is an F’ing Monster. Watch out for that guy."

    "Rome has been running with the 1’s all week. Not much to say about the D other than I’m hearing the same as everyone else, secondary is ridiculous! I’ll try to get another update by the end of the week."

    He also says Puka and Spiker are definitely hurt and that there is no clear qb leader yet.

    Man I can't wait to lose to Cal again
    This. The sweet, sweet tears of unfathomable doog sadness are going to be extra tasty after we shit the bed on November 7th.

    Also, the non-stop use of 'aggressive' and 'attack mode' is already fucking tiresome. Unfortunately the aggressive/attack mode ethos doesn't extend to Jimmy when it comes to staffing and recruiting.
    The John Donovan fan in me is excited for our aggressive use of bubble screens and downhill east-west running attack.
    Kids these days have no sense of direction. The idea is to get the defense thinking north is to their left and south is to the right, then you

    dnc said:

    We still have to see the games. This is still sizzle. I suspect our offense sucks and we don’t have a QB, but because coaches aren’t hyping up the QB’s doesn’t necessarily mean anything.

    Win the games. A PAC 12 title is the expectation. We have talent. It can’t be all horrible.

    Thank you, Roadie. Let's play the fucking games and make a determination then. Far too many insufferable miserable fucks on here. It's like it's cool to be a whiny cunt.
    New here?
    No, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous. This place is a fucking cult psychology case study and many of you are drinking the punch. With what goes on in the Tug, I shouldn't be surprised.
    Complaining about stupidity here as though it surprises you doesn't say anything good about your own intelligence Ern.

    Predictions based on the uninformative shit we hear during camp is normal. Actually throwing up your hands in disgust and surrender based on it is HH level stupid and a point of pride. Its a guaranteed way to rack up some updates and chins. Its also therapeutic, or so I've gathered. This place is here to help.
    Just because there's a rich history in here of being kneejerk ignorant retards doesn't mean we need to continue being kneejerk ignorant retards. I'm fighting for a better tomorrow. Let's keep that shit in the Tug.

    You're one of the best posters here, chuck. Although you have been going down the rabbit hole a little bit more lately. I trust that you'll come back to the light.
    When your balls drop pay us a visit
    I'd rather listen to Creed on repeat, but thanks for the invite.