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topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
Talking to a co-worker today who is going down to have a vasectomy done.

He said he had to wait until his wife came back from visiting her parents, because she had to sign a consent form.

So ...

His wife can get an abortion with him never knowing ... but he can't get his balls sniped without her permission.

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  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Sounds like a violation of free speech.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    I'm surprised HIPPA allows that.
  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838

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    If you have read, listened to, or watched the movie, Freakonomics they actually attribute the drop in crime directly back to the legalization of abortion.

    We were using Freakonomics with the sales team as a way to look outside the box and find core problems, not assumed ones. The director at the time, a real bible thumper, read the book and made us stop the program over that research.

    I am pro-choice ... I am also pro vasectomy without the bitches approval. If a bitch don't want a kid it will be sentenced to a life of misery (by American standards) and likely crime.

  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,562 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited May 2014

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    Those people love fetuses more than the baby itself. Once the baby is born they can go fuck themselves.

    There are a few in here who value the fetus more than the child.

    IRYK
    Those idiots only care about privileged, mostly white, first-world fetuses. All those kids dying in Asia and Africa of various ailments can go fuck themselves.
  • QuornDawgQuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162
    edited May 2014
    Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.

    Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach "military age". Then they think you are just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it'They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women.They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

    Pro-life... You don't see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don't see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won't see alot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, moraly committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn't they?! They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C'mon, you moral crusaders, let's see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

    Here's another question I have: how come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens... See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cuz chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen. 'Cuz chickens are decent people.

    But let's get back to this abortion shit. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn't count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there's a miscarriage they don't have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say "we have two children and one on the way" instead of saying "we have three children?" People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

    And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn't be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says "Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me." Fertilization.

    But even after the egg is fertilized, it's still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far. Eighty percent of a woman's fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who's had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who's watching cums in his pants, huh? Here's a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody's saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

    Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they're against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You'd think they'd make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O'Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they've raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I'll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I'm sure it'll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said "Suffer the little children come unto me", that's not what he was talking about!

    So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say "Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension." I tell them "Think of an abortion as term limits. That's all it is. Bioligical term limits.


    George Carlin
  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838

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    Those people love fetuses more than the baby itself. Once the baby is born they can go fuck themselves.

    There are a few in here who value the fetus more than the child.

    IRYK
    Those idiots only care about privileged, mostly white, first-world fetuses. All those kids dying in Asia and Africa of various ailments can go fuck themselves.
    You really should update yourself on all the work George W Bush did with Africa.

    Too bad he doesn't like black people. He likely would have done more.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Provide abortions AND end free lunches. Abundance.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,562 Swaye's Wigwam
    topdawgnc said:

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    Those people love fetuses more than the baby itself. Once the baby is born they can go fuck themselves.

    There are a few in here who value the fetus more than the child.

    IRYK
    Those idiots only care about privileged, mostly white, first-world fetuses. All those kids dying in Asia and Africa of various ailments can go fuck themselves.
    You really should update yourself on all the work George W Bush did with Africa.

    Too bad he doesn't like black people. He likely would have done more.
    What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I wasnt referring to Dubya
  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,127
    I like Doug Stsnhope's words on the subject. "People don't like the term abortion so they say Pro-choice. Fuck that. I'm pro-abortion. There's already too many fucking people in this world." (paraphrasing)
  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838

    I like Doug Stsnhope's words on the subject. "People don't like the term abortion so they say Pro-choice. Fuck that. I'm pro-abortion. There's already too many fucking people in this world." (paraphrasing)

    I had a friend in college who would say he saw abortion as a viable form of birth control.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    topdawgnc said:

    I like Doug Stsnhope's words on the subject. "People don't like the term abortion so they say Pro-choice. Fuck that. I'm pro-abortion. There's already too many fucking people in this world." (paraphrasing)

    I had a friend in college who would say he saw abortion as a viable form of birth control.
    And?
  • Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,170
    topdawgnc said:

    Talking to a co-worker today who is going down to have a vasectomy done.

    He said he had to wait until his wife came back from visiting her parents, because she had to sign a consent form.

    So ...

    His wife can get an abortion with him never knowing ... but he can't get his balls sniped without her permission.

    Are you sure this isn't because she owns him?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.

    Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach "military age". Then they think you are just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it'They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women.They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

    Pro-life... You don't see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don't see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won't see alot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, moraly committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn't they?! They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C'mon, you moral crusaders, let's see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

    Here's another question I have: how come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens... See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cuz chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen. 'Cuz chickens are decent people.

    But let's get back to this abortion shit. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn't count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there's a miscarriage they don't have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say "we have two children and one on the way" instead of saying "we have three children?" People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

    And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn't be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says "Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me." Fertilization.

    But even after the egg is fertilized, it's still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far. Eighty percent of a woman's fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who's had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who's watching cums in his pants, huh? Here's a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody's saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

    Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they're against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You'd think they'd make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O'Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they've raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I'll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I'm sure it'll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said "Suffer the little children come unto me", that's not what he was talking about!

    So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say "Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension." I tell them "Think of an abortion as term limits. That's all it is. Bioligical term limits.


    George Carlin

    How has that bolded part not been repeated on here 23 times already?!
  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
    Mad_Son said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Talking to a co-worker today who is going down to have a vasectomy done.

    He said he had to wait until his wife came back from visiting her parents, because she had to sign a consent form.

    So ...

    His wife can get an abortion with him never knowing ... but he can't get his balls sniped without her permission.

    Are you sure this isn't because she owns him?
    Nope.

    You have to get consent ... three females chimed in saying they had to sign for their husbands.
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