Purple penance for your purple penises

oregonblitzkrieg · May 2014

I took a walk and got some perspective. Here is my penance. The theme is chicks in purple. Skool colors and shit. It's not the usual string bikini bare ass thread. There are plenty great ones already and UW2010 is just too skilled. Chicks in purple thongs are hard to find. This is more a homage to bitches in tight form fitting clothes. It's always nice to admire the curves and feel the texture of her clothes on her body before you peel them off. I tried to include a little something for everyone, including the gays.

Something for the big ass hoe lovers:

There's nothing purple in these two pictures, but they're too good not to share:

I didn't want to be homophobic and exclude anyone. Enjoy, GulagJ:

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http://youtu.be/lyWDkJRYk0A

bananasnblondes · May 2014

Up vote for alliteration in the title.

Sincerely,
Literary Device Superiority Guy

BennyBeaver · May 2014

I like how Doxey "breaks into the open water." How prescient.

BennyBeaver · May 2014

Could use airbrush on the zits.

fivehundredmileDAWG · May 2014

This is mildly amusing at least ...

... The dude in the thing was funny but not good to look at.

TierbsHsotBoobs · May 2014

bananasnblondes said:
Up vote for alliteration in the title.

Sincerely,
Literary Device Superiority Guy

You obviously didn't watch the video. That's an upgrade from upvote to awesome.

GulagDawg · May 2014

Dicks too small

GulagDawg · May 2014

penance |ˈpenəns| noun
1 voluntary self-punishment inflicted as an outward expression of repentance for having done wrong: he had done public penance for those hasty words.
2 a Christian sacrament in which a member of the Church confesses sins to a priest and is given absolution. In the Roman Catholic Church often called sacrament of reconciliation.
• a religious observance or other duty required of a person by a priest as part of this sacrament to indicate repentance.

So you're sorry? And possibly Catholic?