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Thoughts on Ruth

YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,852
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I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.

Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new
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    pawzpawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,749
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    #toosoon


    OH, wait. That's Pumpei
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    pawzpawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,749
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    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.

    Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

    Ran him and now plagiarizing his shit fuckoo. Gonna dance on his wheels next?

    😂😂
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,852
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    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.

    Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

    Ran him and now plagiarizing his shit fuckoo. Gonna dance on his wheels next?
    Yes.
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    dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,220
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    The bullying around here is getting a little out of hand.

    I see dnc has Yella following his example now.
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    DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,466
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    RoadDawg55 said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Sex talk/Anti Doogman PLSS with his original cat looking through a hole avatar will always be the GOAT.

    Yep. He’s the GOAT of HH. When he was on fire, nobody even comes close to his best work. He needs to come back. It would actually suck if he never does, but I really think the password reset sealed the deal.
    Early Pumpy HH = Early 90s Don James era

    Then he turned into Lambo.


    Still, nobody comes close to his creative off topic ranting shit talk. Just unbelievable stuff. He brought me so much joy during his reign I can never truly hate him for his terrible football takes.

    I think if the P12 miraculously popped off over the SEC he would find a way to get back on and take a victory lap. Probably my top reason to Doog for a P12 resurgence.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,572
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    edited September 2020
    RoadDawg55 said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Sex talk/Anti Doogman PLSS with his original cat looking through a hole avatar will always be the GOAT.

    Yep. He’s the GOAT of HH. When he was on fire, nobody even comes close to his best work. He needs to come back. It would actually suck if he never does, but I really think the password reset sealed the deal.
    Need to implement oauth

    Hopefully they have it for aol accounts from the 90s
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,787
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    2014 unhinged Pumpy was scary and genius
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