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Yella's thoughts on Day 1 of virtual "school"

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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    creepycoug said:

    dflea said:

    I remember my kids in school phase.

    I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.
    Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.
    I'm afraid that even if that's the case, they'll find another way to be an albatross around your neck for half a decade or more. There's no way out of it at this point, brother. Sit back, and if you did it right, they'll be anxious and able to get out on their own before you know it.

    Race has to have been through this like 20 times by now.
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  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,188
    Just having one of them out of the house almost makes the college expense worth it. One down two to go. I'm so ready for the post kids phase of my life.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,796 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    Doogles said:

    Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
    Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is.

    My folks drank a lot of watered down booze
    Should have had your pal Jesus turn it back, or did he only help out with the wine stash?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,545 Standard Supporter
    SFGbob said:

    Just having one of them out of the house almost makes the college expense worth it. One down two to go. I'm so ready for the post kids phase of my life.

    It’s fucking glorious. That sweet spot between getting the kids out of the nest and when grandkids show up.

    Hope to milk maybe another five years in this zone. More would be better.
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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,602 Standard Supporter
    God I'm old enough that Boones Farm and Spanada were the thing. Couldn't stand that shit!
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,545 Standard Supporter
    Sledog said:

    God I'm old enough that Boones Farm and Spanada were the thing. Couldn't stand that shit!

    If you’re going to bash Cella Lambrusco, we can just terminate this discussion.

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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
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