Yella's thoughts on Day 1 of virtual "school"
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It's at least a D+ place to work, and we're hiring!SpoonieLuv said:We finished day one with online school. By the end of the week I'll unenroll them both and tell them to go find jobs. Far more productive than this nonsense. They're six and nine. Small arms might be handy for Roto-Rooter. @swaye internship opportunity?
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Doog_de_Jour said:
Our greatest president* did remote learning before it was cool and he turned out just fine!
*Miss you @MikeDamone!
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What a fucking shit show...down here in Oree-gon we can't even swing my the school to get our kid's leaning packets because of extremely hazardous air quality.
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I was told poor kids can do just as well as white kidshuskyhooligan said:Things are going swimmingly in Seattle.
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Today’s Zoom Lesson: how to reboot your computer.
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BTW, zoom school ended about 30 min ago
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I don't see what little kids get out of it. Motivated h.s. kids with brains can probably tread H2O for a quarter.
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I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
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Your timing was, obviously, not well timed Yella.YellowSnow said:What a fucking shit show...down here in Oree-gon we can't even swing my the school to get our kid's leaning packets because of extremely hazardous air quality.
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Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.creepycoug said:
I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
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I can't begin to tell you how much I'm enjoying a life mostly free of the burden of kids in my house or in my monthly bills. I go to their places and drink their liquor now. I might go ahead and wreck one of their cars, too.creepycoug said:
I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
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Next tim you go visit, go break something and then announce to them that it's broken and make the obvious suggestion that they "really need to fix that."dflea said:
I can't begin to tell you how much I'm enjoying a life mostly free of the burden of kids in my house or in my monthly bills. I go to their places and drink their liquor now. I might go ahead and wreck one of their cars, too.creepycoug said:
I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
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The Reeducation Camps will be special.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.creepycoug said:
I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
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Or even better just tell them it was like that when you found it.creepycoug said:
Next tim you go visit, go break something and then announce to them that it's broken and make the obvious suggestion that they "really need to fix that."dflea said:
I can't begin to tell you how much I'm enjoying a life mostly free of the burden of kids in my house or in my monthly bills. I go to their places and drink their liquor now. I might go ahead and wreck one of their cars, too.creepycoug said:
I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
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The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.
Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it. -
Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is. -
My folks drank a lot of watered down boozeDoogles said:Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is. -
Nothing better than a mason jar with a little bit of stolen vodka, bourbon and gin from the parent's liquor cabinet.RaceBannon said:
My folks drank a lot of watered down boozeDoogles said:Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is.
Throw that shit in some coke and call it good.
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I'm afraid that even if that's the case, they'll find another way to be an albatross around your neck for half a decade or more. There's no way out of it at this point, brother. Sit back, and if you did it right, they'll be anxious and able to get out on their own before you know it.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.creepycoug said:
I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.dflea said:I remember my kids in school phase.
Race has to have been through this like 20 times by now. -
Just having one of them out of the house almost makes the college expense worth it. One down two to go. I'm so ready for the post kids phase of my life.
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Should have had your pal Jesus turn it back, or did he only help out with the wine stash?RaceBannon said:
My folks drank a lot of watered down boozeDoogles said:Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is. -
It’s fucking glorious. That sweet spot between getting the kids out of the nest and when grandkids show up.SFGbob said:Just having one of them out of the house almost makes the college expense worth it. One down two to go. I'm so ready for the post kids phase of my life.
Hope to milk maybe another five years in this zone. More would be better. -
God I'm old enough that Boones Farm and Spanada were the thing. Couldn't stand that shit!
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If you’re going to bash Cella Lambrusco, we can just terminate this discussion.Sledog said:God I'm old enough that Boones Farm and Spanada were the thing. Couldn't stand that shit!
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Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.dflea said:The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.
Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.
Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus. -
Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?TurdBomber said:
Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.dflea said:The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.
Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.
Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
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Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.dflea said:
Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?TurdBomber said:
Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.dflea said:The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.
Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.
Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
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lolTurdBomber said:
Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.dflea said:
Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?TurdBomber said:
Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.dflea said:The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.
Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.
Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
Get lost, leg humper.
It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.
It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
