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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

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  Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,466

  

  

  September 2020

  @Swaye, does Haener have a sister?

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  Patchwasneverhere Member Posts: 24

  

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  Patchwasneverhere Member Posts: 24

  

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  rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,015

  

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  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  
  

  when you google search that image all the results are here. kind of weird on brand for the bored imo.

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  Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,958

  

  

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  Patchwasneverhere said:

  Five guesses who's crazy daughter I am. 🤘
  
  Just came to see what happened, cuz I was googling my mom's name and saw some pretty interesting shit y'all had said about her.
  
  Not here to start shit... Just here to kick it.

  Don’t call me a bitch, noob.

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,846

  

  

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  Your mom goes to college.

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  FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  

  September 2020

  roof???

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

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  rodmansrage said:

  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  
  

  when you google search that image all the results are here. kind of weird on brand for the bored imo.

  Haven’t used that one in a while. It was due.

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  TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

  

  September 2020

  FireCohen said:

  roof???

  This 100%

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  Motrboatnsob Member Posts: 424

  

  September 2020

  Ballz?

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,846

  

  

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  I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
  
  Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

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  Patchwasneverhere Member Posts: 24

  

  September 2020

  YellowSnow said:

  Your mom goes to college.

  At least one of us did 😉

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  Patchwasneverhere Member Posts: 24

  

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  YellowSnow said:

  I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
  
  Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

  Incidentally, i thought this post was hilarious. Aside from calling my mom homely.

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,846

  

  

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  Patchwasneverhere said:

  YellowSnow said:

  I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
  
  Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

  Incidentally, i thought this post was hilarious. Aside from calling my mom homely.

  Respect!!

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  HuskyJW Guest, Member Posts: 14,180

  

  September 2020

  I have roofies

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  dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,814

  

  

  September 2020 edited September 2020

  This will end well.
  
  Hopefully better than the uo skank.
  
  Thought it was her daughter for a moment.
  
  Make one little comment about her kids and she freaks out. Soft.

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  Patchwasneverhere Member Posts: 24

  

  September 2020

  HuskyJW said:

  I have roofies

  Why do they them roofies when you end up on the floor?
  
  

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