Despite Saget's great line about it, I've never seen someone suck dick for coke, at least not out of desperation. Opiates on the other hand...
Crack is a form of cocaine, right? I was once approached by a "woman" on Railroad Avenue in Bellingham and asked if I had any crack. Since all I had was a building hangover and a pita from the Pita Pit, I responded that, no, I didn't have any crack. As I'm observing that every single one of her teeth were jet black, she says, "I'll suck your dick from some crack!"
I kid you not, I was taken so by surprise that I blurted this out back at her: "Holy shit, that's an actual thing!? I thought that was just in movies!"
Despite Saget's great line about it, I've never seen someone suck dick for coke, at least not out of desperation. Opiates on the other hand...
Crack is a form of cocaine, right? I was once approached by a "woman" on Railroad Avenue in Bellingham and asked if I had any crack. Since all I had was a building hangover and a pita from the Pita Pit, I responded that, no, I didn't have any crack. As I'm observing that every single one of her teeth were jet black, she says, "I'll suck your dick from some crack!"
I kid you not, I was taken so by surprise that I blurted this out back at her: "Holy shit, that's an actual thing!? I thought that was just in movies!"
Looks like there are 3 of these left for any cheap fucks out there. More high-quality, R-rated gifs like this await you in the Wam!
Just so we’re clear, I’m the dude in the animal print banana hammock in this gif.
"The dude." Outrageous! I've never been more offended on behalf of MC Hammer IN MY LIFE. Put some RESPECT on that animal print men's bikini bottom! For shame!
STILL three of these left. You can access my recently debuted HondoFS takes exclusively in the Wam!
Can't believe nobody wants subsidized beer courtesy of the tit master of the Wam. Fucking dummies.
We talking $64.50? If so, I will take one and pay my half in the morning. The wife is dropping 3 of her five shifts at work to teach my brats school until they are allowed back in. That's around $1000 a month just *poof* gone. Sign me up if it's on the table.
STILL three of these left. You can access my recently debuted HondoFS takes exclusively in the Wam!
Can't believe nobody wants subsidized beer courtesy of the tit master of the Wam. Fucking dummies.
We talking $64.50? If so, I will take one and pay my half in the morning. The wife is dropping 3 of her five shifts at work to teach my brats school until they are allowed back in. That's around $1000 a month just *poof* gone. Sign me up if it's on the table.
Looks like there are 3 of these left for any cheap fucks out there. More high-quality, R-rated gifs like this await you in the Wam!
Just so we’re clear, I’m the dude in the animal print banana hammock in this gif.
"The dude." Outrageous! I've never been more offended on behalf of MC Hammer IN MY LIFE. Put some RESPECT on that animal print men's bikini bottom! For shame!
Pumps and a bump. Funky Headhunter was some of Reverend MC Hammers best work.
STILL three of these left. You can access my recently debuted HondoFS takes exclusively in the Wam!
Can't believe nobody wants subsidized beer courtesy of the tit master of the Wam. Fucking dummies.
We talking $64.50? If so, I will take one and pay my half in the morning. The wife is dropping 3 of her five shifts at work to teach my brats school until they are allowed back in. That's around $1000 a month just *poof* gone. Sign me up if it's on the table.
I first read that is your wife drops 3 of her 5 shits at work.
STILL three of these left. You can access my recently debuted HondoFS takes exclusively in the Wam!
Can't believe nobody wants subsidized beer courtesy of the tit master of the Wam. Fucking dummies.
We talking $64.50? If so, I will take one and pay my half in the morning. The wife is dropping 3 of her five shifts at work to teach my brats school until they are allowed back in. That's around $1000 a month just *poof* gone. Sign me up if it's on the table.
I first read that is your wife drops 3 of her 5 shits at work.
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Raaawwwwwrrrrrrrr.
I kid you not, I was taken so by surprise that I blurted this out back at her: "Holy shit, that's an actual thing!? I thought that was just in movies!"
Worst blowjob of my life.
Looks like there are 3 of these left for any cheap fucks out there. More high-quality, R-rated gifs like this await you in the Wam!
STILL three of these left. You can access my recently debuted HondoFS takes exclusively in the Wam!
No shit though. I need your address @DerickJohnson.
Fuck it I’ll take one if still available.