Yella’s Pac 12 Predictions

DerekJohnson said:

One team league. Stalin said before season started how shitty they were. B4 season he said worst conference in 75 years. After week three the same. None of you boof timers had the courage to say so like Stalin. Then in Stalin's insightful and epic front page article, Stalin said Pac12 the worst in 125 years...

If Bama played UCLA they'd lose by 20+

None of you cuntless chimps predicted that. Baze, Freeme, Yella? Put down the inflatable dolls and make a prediction. Stalin's waiting...

Stalin, you ignorant slut. Bagged-out, dried up slunk meat like you and Pumpy know the rules: if you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Pumpy. There was only testimony that he had had sexual intercourse over forty times with another man while living with Purple J. But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to someone like you, Stalin, who flip flops from poster to poster, with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio. But Hell hath no fury like a dipshit scorned, and Stalin like the screeching, squealing, rapacious swamp sow you are, are on the verge of your annual money grab. I guess what you are saying is, when you're on your back, the meter's running. Well, please spare us Stalin, and tell us the rates at the top. Then we can choose which two-bit parts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with.

And for the record, Baseman told you and the Pod, UW wouldn't lose to Michigan. And as always, I'm right.