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Which outcome is likelier to hasten Seven's exit? Upset win or 10th consecutive loss?

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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Neither.

    USC isn't going to hire Sark and you can't expect to beat the #2 team in the country only year 5 after 0-12.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    He isn't going anywhere again.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    wrote this in another poast - SC isn't hiring Sarkesian. He was there; they know who he is. He's been auditioning as a HC in their conference for 5 years. They get it. USC's self-image is such that they believe they can get who they want. Why would they start with Mr. Dreamy? They just did that with Kiffin.

    No, you'd better be hoping not only for 10 in a row, but an ass plungering of epic proportions.

    Mark it down.
  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    If he keeps it within 2 touchdowns, PoolBoy offers him an extension an we lose Wilcox to a HC gig elsewhere.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827

    They get it. USC's self-image is such that they believe they can get who they want. Why would they start with Mr. Dreamy? They just did that with Kiffin.

    Ted Tollner and Paul Hackett disagree.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,629 Standard Supporter
    The only way doog nation gets upset is if uw loses by 20 or more.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

    Buffalo already hired the first Chan Gailey. They may as well hire this one too.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.
    Sark is absolutely an NFL candidate. So is Wilcox as a coordinator (that's what scares me., as Sarks coordinator in New York (giants) or Oakland. We're going to have to match Texas for Wilcox's contract if he doesn't follow Sark.. We wont.

    We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,209
    edited October 2013

    dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.
    Sark is absolutely an NFL candidate. So is Wilcox as a coordinator (that's what scares me., as Sarks coordinator in New York (giants) or Oakland. We're going to have to match Texas for Wilcox's contract if he doesn't follow Sark.. We wont.

    We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.
    Dude..NegaDawg is right. You are on some strong, strong meds. LOL
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.
    Yes, Marrone got an NFL gig. So did Schiano. But the pool of crappy candidates is very large, and the pool of stupid NFL franchises is very small. I suppose it's possible Sark lucks into an NFL gig, but it's no more likely than him lucking into a legitimate UW career.

    I'm not hoalding my breath for either.

  • dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

    Buffalo already hired the first Chan Gailey. They may as well hire this one too.
    Buffalo is a shitty franchise and learned NOTHING from the Gailey hire as they hired another bum college coach.

    They are our best hope.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,903 Founders Club
    Sark got a standing O for losing to LSU and five years later he gets a statue for losing to Stanford
  • Sark got a standing O for losing to LSU and five years later he gets a statue for losing to Stanford

    That standing O confused Sark at first then shortly after he realized expectations are so low here he can be average forever and keep his job.

    At a real school he would have been fired after 2011 and definitely after 2012.
  • dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.
    We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.
    I like saying you can't fire a coach until a year that happened seven years ago then following sentence saying anyone who disagrees with your impossible statement has a kindergarten IQ. I do that.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
  • Your_Mom
    Your_Mom Member Posts: 393

    dnc said:

    I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

    Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

    Disagree.

    If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.
    We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.
    I like saying you can't fire a coach until a year that happened seven years ago then following sentence saying anyone who disagrees with your impossible statement has a kindergarten IQ. I do that.
    I think he must view time like an odometer, he means 2006 the *next* time it rolls around. That is how long doogs want to give Sark.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    we're going to win more than seven games this year, something either 9-4 or 10-3. It's not gonna be a couple of years if ever before he gets canned. And there is no way USC goes back to the Carroll coaching tree again
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    TTJ said:

    They get it. USC's self-image is such that they believe they can get who they want. Why would they start with Mr. Dreamy? They just did that with Kiffin.

    Ted Tollner and Paul Hackett disagree.
    yeah, ok. let me amplify all my comments. so when I use phrases here like "no way that happens" or "they're not going to do this" or "they won't do that", I don't mean that literally. I'm in the habit of sprinkling in the word "literally" when I'm being literal. the rest is husky msg. board hyperbole.

    sure, Sark could get lucky, catch a flier and get an NFL gig (responding to other posts in the thread) or charm his way back to USC. I wouldn't be surprised if the actual odds, which I can't calculate, are in the 10% range for either. as another poster pointed out, there are only so many people doing this job for a living, so it's not like looking for a lawyer or an accountant. the pool of candidates is limited.

    that said, and while I can't prove it by any means, something tells me the Kiffin experience will be fresh on their minds, which, again I can't prove it, should cause someone to think hard about Sarkesian and reflect on his role at SC while Carroll was there. None of Carroll's assistant coaches have done chit as a HC. Chow flamed. Orgeron was an unmitigated disaster. Mr. Handsome just got canned.

    I'm thinking someone there in the war room is going to say, "guys. the bloom is off the rose on the Pete era. the cat's outta the bag. it was Pete and a bunch of helpers. we don't want another helper, even if he is kinda cute."

    Tollner and Hackett are ancient history. every program, every single one, has hired shitty coaches. I don't see that as relevant to this prediction.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    I somehow stumbled on this thread through the search engine. This is full of win. From PLSS dooging it up for Sark at 4-1. To DNC and Creep thankfully be wrong saying no way USC is that FS to hire Sark.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,679 Swaye's Wigwam

    Great thread. Glory be to Pat Haden. It's amazing they would hire Kiffin's buddy after how bad Kiffin's run was, and how mediocre Sark was at UW. To be honest, I want Sark to flame out after 3 years. I don't want him being just good enough to stay for 8-10 years. USC needs to be good. They are in the South anyways. I think it helps the conference. Sark will be an embarrassment, just like Kiffin.

    I think the rule is that the over/under is always 5. I'll take the under.

    This is a great thread to bump. Smart money, hell even fairly dumb money, was on SC NOT being that stupid. It's fun to read the solid (but obvious) arguments about why they wouldn't be. Had me thinking it again..."no way..." then I got to the end and remembered that they did. It's a great feeling to relive.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    I somehow stumbled on this thread through the search engine. This is full of win. From PLSS dooging it up for Sark at 4-1. To DNC and Creep thankfully be wrong saying no way USC is that FS to hire Sark.

    FREE PUB!!!

    Ha, I said Sark would never get hired away from UW in a ton of threads over the years. Never has crow tasted so damn good.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Also love how PLSS said we'd be a top 10 team in 2014 with Sark yet with Petersen you can't expect more than 7 wins.