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The truth behind why Aunt Jemima was canned.

SFGbob
SFGbob Member Posts: 33,187
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,424 Standard Supporter
    You saying Aunt Jemima did not kill herself?!?

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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,581
    edited June 2020
    She was writing a book on the vault of suspicious Clinton shenanigans and chose to kill herself in her backyard.

    Or she was planning to testify and killed herself with 2 bullets to the back of the head

    Or she was killed in a "robbery attempt" where nothing was stolen including an expensive watch, phone, and wallet while walking in a safe DC neighborhood

    Or she decided to leave mainstream media and create Breitbart, made a twitter post saying John Podesta is a pedophile and so are many in politics, and then died due to a car crash where the engine and brakes had been manipulated. Then the person who did her autopsy died young in a freak manner too.

    Man, so many "conspiracy theory" scenarios for our poor syrup brand!
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