“Who’s got it better than us?” “NOBODY!”

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  topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838

  

  April 2014

  I knew it was going to be full of unintentional comedy when it starts with:
  
  After a successful five-year run as the head coach at Washington

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  Sarkingham Member Posts: 286

  

  April 2014

  An interview about dancing, living off of Pete Carroll's reputation, using catch-phrases and eliminating kickoffs. Sounds about right.
  
  Fuck that guy.

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  Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,068

  

  

  April 2014

  Written by Cassandra Collins. What are the chances tubby bag-o-dick's tried to two hole it like a Joey's whore?

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  LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,756

  

  April 2014

  Sark "I don't believe [kickoffs] are the best thing for our game."
  
  Because you suck at them. Ross only ran one back after you left the program.

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  DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180

  

  April 2014

  I was reading through the interview waiting for the punchline. It came in the 2nd to last question. What a fucking douche.

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  Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,101

  

  April 2014

  "Sarkisian: [Chuckling] As a coach, you try different motivational techniques when you feel the timing is right and you can ascertain that the players need the change."
  
  That sounds exactly like it would have come out of Tyrone Willingham's mouth.

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  Gladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417

  

  

  April 2014

  ^ Exactly what I thought. A bunch of pseudo-intellectual jargon.

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  DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,314

  

  

  April 2014

  Flying by the seat of his pants instead of having an actual time-proven plan

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  tracker Member Posts: 866

  

  April 2014

  Mad_Son said:

  "Sarkisian: [Chuckling] As a coach, you try different motivational techniques when you feel the timing is right and you can ascertain that the players need the change."
  
  That sounds exactly like it would have come out of Tyrone Willingham's mouth.

  I'll be damned.
  So Sark's move to USC was just a way to get Husky football motivated again?
  What a guy.
  

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  RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123

  

  

  April 2014

  I liked how Sark talked about getting innately competitive kids at USC. If he was really such a great competitor, he wouldn't be banging waitresses at Joey's and boating with co eds the week of the Oregon game.
  
  A real competitor would fix the discipline and special teams issues. He's not half the competitor Saban, Meyer, Miles, Chip, and Peterman are.

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  CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,026

  

  

  April 2014

  Is anyone else exited and amused to read Sark's bullshit answers now that he no longer coaches UW? This guy is full of shit and it's funny as hell to read now that he's doing it to another program.

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  CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,026

  

  

  April 2014

  Because inevitably the real you will come out when adversity strikes.
  
  Who has a picture of Sark crying during the whOregon (ROFL) game?

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  Vegasdawg Member Posts: 370

  

  April 2014

  Sark is like a kid on a video game who doesn't really care if he wins just so long as he get's to play his game within the game.

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  SteveInShelton Member Posts: 1,611

  

  April 2014 edited April 2014

  It's ironic that Sark's 3 biggest traits he looks for in players - competitiveness, effort, and energy - are traits he lacks himself. You generally get players with traits that you share, so it's no surprise that he fills out his team with players that as a whole get plungered 3 times a year.

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  HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

  

  April 2014

  Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?
  
  A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

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  sjd Member Posts: 270

  

  April 2014

  
  
  The fuck is a Daily Trojan?

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  Meek Member Posts: 7,031

  

  April 2014

  HeretoBeatmyChest said:

  Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?
  
  A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

  anyone who pays attention to sports even have access to the Pac12 network?

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  LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,131

  

  

  April 2014

  HeretoBeatmyChest said:

  Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?
  
  A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

  Sure it wasn't ahmad rashad trying to make UW and USC look bad?

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  EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,494

  

  

  April 2014 edited April 2014

  brchco12 said:

  HeretoBeatmyChest said:

  Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?
  
  A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

  Sure it wasn't ahmad rashad Stringfellow trying to make UW and USC look bad?

  Crispified.

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  bhobc Member Posts: 14

  

  April 2014

  If he's such a Carroll disciple then why are his special teams units so fucking bad? The Seahawks special teams were probably even better than the defense.

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