Dylan Morris, Short on Inches, Long on Desire, as Husky QB Candidate

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• animate Member Posts: 4,237

  April 2020

  "short on inches"?
  
  Man, that's a terrible description ...

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,197

  April 2020

  animate said:

  "short on inches"?
  
  Man, that's a terrible description ...

  
  

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,246

  April 2020

  Thanks Taft but SI is not doing him any favors with the ladies.

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• 1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,599

  April 2020

  Short on Inches, Long on Desire is the title of my autobiography.

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• GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

  April 2020

  He may be short on inches, but dammit if he doesn't make use of every one.

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• Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,133

  April 2020

  He's not very big, but at least he's slow.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  April 2020

  That is technically gifted writhing

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,246

  April 2020

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  Thanks Taft but SI is not doing him any favors with the ladies.

  I've been thinking this over and only the first 6 inches are consensual so anything beyond that is not needed.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,691

  April 2020

  1to392831weretaken said:

  Short on Inches, Long on Desire is the title of my sex tape.

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• animate Member Posts: 4,237

  April 2020

  "short but thick!"
  "Short on inches but extra girthy goodness"
  
  ....
  
  How about just "what he lacks in ideal height he makes up with tenacity, skill and will ... makes all the right throws ..."
  
  I get it, the author took sexy writing 101. .

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• dannarc Member Posts: 2,384

  April 2020

  I just hope he doesn't leave the pocket prematurely

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,419

  April 2020

  I don’t care if we have small dicked QB’s
  
  Just no goddamn queers

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,239

  April 2020

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  Thanks Taft but SI is not doing him any favors with the ladies.

  I've been thinking this over and only the first 6 inches are consensual so anything beyond that is not needed.

  I'm fucked

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• LostDoogReward Member Posts: 62

  April 2020

  Reads like a shitty porn title, in a world where male pornstars aren't packing massive hogs.

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• CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

  April 2020

  Small dicked and pink tutu’s?
  
  Sounds like a winning formula to me

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