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Favorite False Hope Player

ThomasFremont
ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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Which one of these was the funniest?

Favorite False Hope Player 17 votes

Charles “Seattle U is gud now” Garcia
0%
Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
35%
RoadDawg55GladstoneDoogleshuskyhooliganrustysavagealopeciadawg 6 votes
Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
64%
HouhuskywhlinderThomasFremontincremetal_progressUWhuskytskeetdncbiak1doogvilleMiley_CyrustheknowledgeNeighbor2972 11 votes
Mark “Wildcat” McLaughlin
0%
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    Upshaw was legitimately great on the court. Biggest defensive difference maker of my lifetim.

    I don't even remember the story with Charles Garcia lol. He failed to qualify so went to Seattle U?
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    Oh and I'd like to write in Scot Suggs' All Conference senior year* and Joel Wolfinger second best center in the Pac behind Hawes**.





    *Hi Kim!

    **Hi Basnight!
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    I was so rocked by the Terrence Jones thing. After seeing him in HS at HecEd on MLK Day, I was convinced he was the next star Dawg.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    ThomasFremont said:

    I was so rocked by the Terrence Jones thing. After seeing him in HS at HecEd on MLK Day, I was convinced he was the next star Dawg.


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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
    dnc said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    I was so rocked by the Terrence Jones thing. After seeing him in HS at HecEd on MLK Day, I was convinced he was the next star Dawg.


    chin or flag hmm, chin or flag. damn you hah

    upshaw though, legit greatness actually in purple and gold for a few months and then POOF

    brutal

    not sure i ever truly cared again
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    Just realized I left Michael Porter Jr off this list and I wanna do over.
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  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942
    Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
    If the people who voted for Jones knew anything about him they wouldn't have had high hopes. He could play no question, but he was always a whiny bitch. He kicked a sleeping hobo so hard he broke ribs in Portland and this was while he was an NBA player.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
    Jerroux aka Kevin Durant 2.0
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    Doogles said:

    Jerroux aka the original Kevin Durant 2.0

    Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it.






    @backthepack
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
    dnc said:

    Doogles said:

    Jerroux aka the original Kevin Durant 2.0

    Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it.






    @backthepack
    Final four, number 1 overall
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    Doogles said:

    dnc said:

    Doogles said:

    Jerroux aka the original Kevin Durant 2.0

    Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it.






    @backthepack
    Final four, number 1 overall
    POY
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    ThomasFremont said:

    Just realized I left Michael Porter Jr off this list and I wanna do over.

    There's so many.

    Jabari Parker.

    Both Gordons.

    Josh Smith.

    Avery Bradley.
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    dnc said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    Just realized I left Michael Porter Jr off this list and I wanna do over.

    There's so many.

    Jabari Parker.

    Both Gordons.

    Josh Smith.

    Avery Bradley.
    I never believed the Parker or Gordon rumors.

    Josh Smith was a lard ass that would have killed our run and gun. Pass.

    Avery Bradley was fucking GOOD. But it never seemed like we had a chance.
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,922 Swaye's Wigwam
    Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
    Parker's brother was out here, a good player as well, but was not blessed to be 6'9. I don't even know if he was 6'1.

    My dentist had insomnia for a while and drove Uber to pass the time, and picked up Upshaw at 2 am from the dorms and is pretty certain he took him to a drug deal. He was kicked off the team shortly afterwards.
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  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    Terrence “Calipari coffee cups!!1!” Jones
    Martell Webster could be added too.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,027
    edited April 2020



    Does Nigel Williams-Goss, Dan Dickau, Jeff Brown or Errol Knight count?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,027
    huskyhooligan said:

    Parker's brother was out here, a good player as well, but was not blessed to be 6'9. I don't even know if he was 6'1.

    My dentist had insomnia for a while and drove Uber to pass the time, and picked up Upshaw at 2 am from the dorms and is pretty certain he took him to a drug deal. He was kicked off the team shortly afterwards.

    Sunni or Shiite?

    #teamyouseff#1uberdriver
    #teampurplebaze
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,922 Swaye's Wigwam
    Robert “Scarface” Upshaw
    PurpleThrobber said:

    huskyhooligan said:

    Parker's brother was out here, a good player as well, but was not blessed to be 6'9. I don't even know if he was 6'1.

    My dentist had insomnia for a while and drove Uber to pass the time, and picked up Upshaw at 2 am from the dorms and is pretty certain he took him to a drug deal. He was kicked off the team shortly afterwards.

    Sunni or Shiite?

    #teamyouseff#1uberdriver
    #teampurplebaze
    He's white but he could have converted. I'll ask him next time I'm getting my teeth cleaned.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,027
    huskyhooligan said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    huskyhooligan said:

    Parker's brother was out here, a good player as well, but was not blessed to be 6'9. I don't even know if he was 6'1.

    My dentist had insomnia for a while and drove Uber to pass the time, and picked up Upshaw at 2 am from the dorms and is pretty certain he took him to a drug deal. He was kicked off the team shortly afterwards.

    Sunni or Shiite?

    #teamyouseff#1uberdriver
    #teampurplebaze
    He's white but he could have converted. I'll ask him next time I'm getting my teeth cleaned.
    How's that work? Drive with one hand, floss with the other?

    "Welcome Mr. @huskyhooligan. Where are we going today and would you like mint or cinnamon fluoride?"
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