Today's Mariners Fucktardness
47.1 IP, 28 K's, 0-8 record, 8.94 ERA
Tonight's stats:
6.2 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 12 K's
Good work Mariners.
Comments
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My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...
Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years. -
Not your best effort
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Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whooshHe_Needs_More_Time said:My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...
Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.
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This is a copy and paste from Tequilla of just last week.DugtheDoog said:
Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whooshHe_Needs_More_Time said:My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...
Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years. -
It's not. The Mariners have lost a lot of one run games though.DugtheDoog said:
Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whooshHe_Needs_More_Time said:My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...
Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years. -
I laugh every time the Mariners lose in hope this is an AuburnDoog special. I really want to see a 100 loss season. The post and predictions have "Basketball Team Doesn't Suck" written all over it.
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The rebuild appears to be ahead of schedule.......this team does not suck.RoadDawg55 said:I laugh every time the Mariners lose in hope this is an AuburnDoog special. I really want to see a 100 loss season. The post and predictions have "Basketball Team Doesn't Suck" written all over it.
Unlike AuburnDoog I don't think Tequilla will bitch out and run back to Doogman. Tequilla is actually pretty good at taking shit and isn't a total cunt like AuburnDoog. -
I would say the offense completely dive bombed, but that's not the case. They are just regressing back to the mean.
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At this point, it's very clear that the young guys are pressing and there isn't enough leadership to keep everybody operating on a day to day basis where you flush yesterday and move on.
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FTFYTequilla said:At this point, it's very clear that the young guys fucking suck and there isn't enough talent to keep everybody operating on a day to day basis so they should all head to the Aurora Bridge and hurl themselves off of it.


