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How to survive COVID like a gentleman
Swaye
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Suck it pours!
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Roll my cigar @creepycoug !!
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I ran out of tequila and cigars. TOF is a cost saver and that (aside from her doing a half assed job raising my kids) is the only reason she’s still around. As soon as I’m making 200k+ I can afford the massive child support and alimony... hopefully 3-5 yrs based on the path I’m on.
Anyways, back to the story. I’m out of everything. We’ve both been drinking a good amount tonight. After I smoked her last 305, cost saving wife, she raised her hand to go to the store to get more cigs. I get a dui, I might lose my job, she’s get my one I bail her ass out and pay more for insurance or just make her fat ass walk the kids to school instead of drive because there’s a back entrance for walkers two fucking blocks down the street.
I’m not a gentleman. Fuck off swaye... unless you want my address so you can send me free shit and then I love you.
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So update For those watching from home. TOF came back and is telling me the longest fucking story of her going to 7-11 story. I’m not sure how a 2 minute I’m store experience turns into a 30 minute story and analysis of the experience.
She brought back pall malls and coors light. At least she saves me money.
I keep pushing her to go take a shower because she probably contracted covid1-18.
At least I’ll be slapping the seal in a little bit and we’re not arguing to the point of domestic disturbance to occur.
Can this shit just wipe the majority of us out already. I’ll gladly take one for the team and let TOF’s get the life insurance which has half in my sisters name. 🤣
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This thread has legs!
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Swaye said:
This thread has legs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo
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Nice pull on the Zacapa XO, top shelf shit... The 23 and the Flor de Caña 18 are in the regular HooksHand household rotation. If youre an XO guy see if you can find this, it will melt your brain:
https://www.totalwine.com/spirits/rum/aged-rum/ron-abuelo-centuria/p/118595750 -
@dirtysouwfdawg Thanks for the posts - makes me feel wealthy drinking my box of wine, chasing it down with shots of Yukon Jack, but I did splurge on my beer - Dos Equis Especial
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That's it. I'm sending you a beer brewing kit.
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Flora de Cana 12 is a staple for me. I tend to go for 30-40 buck stuff, then splurge for XO. Not much in the middle. I do like Dark and Stormy's with Gosling's Black Seal, which is pretty cheap, but good. I LOVE Plantation 20th (best 50 dollar rum you can buy imo) and Kirk and Sweeney's 12 makes me happy where I pee too.WilburHooksHands said:Nice pull on the Zacapa XO, top shelf shit... The 23 and the Flor de Caña 18 are in the regular HooksHand household rotation. If youre an XO guy see if you can find this, it will melt your brain:
https://www.totalwine.com/spirits/rum/aged-rum/ron-abuelo-centuria/p/118595750
Someone else told me about the Abuelo as well, as they know I am a rum fiend (it's really all I drink), so with your rec I may have to get it. Of course VA doesn't allow online liquor sales, and my ABC out in podunk land is woefully lacking (though they always have one bottle of XO for me). I may have to drive into the big city to get it. Post COVID. I'd get arrested by jack booted thugs currently.
