Comedy / Sitcoms / Soaps Round 1: #2 King of the Hill vs #7 Dallas



Comedy / Sitcoms / Soaps Round 1: #2 King of the Hill vs #7 Dallas 33 votes
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#2 King of the HillGirl must have bath. You can smell an unsoasked pucker from the county line if your lookin (the panty line). Soak er up Pitchy, then have at the fancy feast. Hit store for Listerine prior. Dont want to sleep with bung on tongue. Next morning demand reciprocation. A poke for your pleasure. And DUMP in there...
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#2 King of the Hill
JFC. Why isn't pumpy featured in a sitcom?YellowSnow said:Girl must have bath. You can smell an unsoasked pucker from the county line if your lookin (the panty line). Soak er up Pitchy, then have at the fancy feast. Hit store for Listerine prior. Dont want to sleep with bung on tongue. Next morning demand reciprocation. A poke for your pleasure. And DUMP in there...
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#2 King of the Hill
I hate this fucking bracket. But we need have a big swig of Listerine and move on.chuck said:
JFC. Why isn't pumpy featured in a sitcom?YellowSnow said:Girl must have bath. You can smell an unsoasked pucker from the county line if your lookin (the panty line). Soak er up Pitchy, then have at the fancy feast. Hit store for Listerine prior. Dont want to sleep with bung on tongue. Next morning demand reciprocation. A poke for your pleasure. And DUMP in there...
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#2 King of the HillKing of the Hill as a 2 seems broken. As does the inclusion of Dallas.
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#7 DallasHow are these even in the same field as one another?
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#2 King of the HillThomasFremont said:
King of the Hill as a 2 seems broken. As does the inclusion of Dallas.
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#2 King of the HillThe best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#2 King of the Hill
ISAFNRCDoog_de_Jour said:
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#2 King of the Hill
By far. Yella handles it like a pro too, or at least he gives the appearance of it here. He probably sobs daily to Mrs yella though.ThomasFremont said:The best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#2 King of the Hill
I farm out a lot of the seeding / bracket work to consultants. It's a good way to deflect criticism.chuck said:
By far. Yella handles it like a pro too, or at least he gives the appearance of it here. He probably sobs daily to Mrs yella though.ThomasFremont said:The best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#7 Dallas
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#2 King of the Hill
Gol dang!RaceBannon said: -
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Same as it is with @Gladstone's shit pollsThomasFremont said:The best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#2 King of the Hill
@Gladstone who's Circle Jerk is probably the best off season thing ever on our boreds, caved to pressure and made all sorts of edits after posting his initial brackets. I don't like to look weak so it's fuck off and deal with my shitty brackets.DerekJohnson said:
Same as it is with @Gladstone's shit pollsThomasFremont said:The best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#7 DallasFor Superiority Guy reasons
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#7 DallasDallas brought down the Iron Curtain
And JR is the best character in history
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America's show?RaceBannon said:Dallas brought down the Iron Curtain
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Fixed.chuck said:
By far. Yella handles it like a pro too, or at least he gives the appearance of it here. @Doog_de_Jour probably sobs daily to Mrs yella though.ThomasFremont said:The best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#2 King of the Hill
Unlike @PurpleThrobber my 2.0 wife has actually had drinks with @Doog_de_Jour . #biwinningDoog_de_Jour said:
Fixed.chuck said:
By far. Yella handles it like a pro too, or at least he gives the appearance of it here. @Doog_de_Jour probably sobs daily to Mrs yella though.ThomasFremont said:The best part of these matchups is complaining about each one.
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#2 King of the Hill
Dad_de_Jour loved Dallas. Even though I was super young when the show was on, I remember watching it with my father. He told me I really liked the theme song.RaceBannon said:Dallas brought down the Iron Curtain
And JR is the best character in historyhttps://youtu.be/8sKX3tWaOew
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#7 Dallas
I am your fatherDoog_de_Jour said:
Dad_de_Jour loved Dallas. Even though I was super young when the show was on, I remember watching it with my father. He told me I really liked the theme song.RaceBannon said:Dallas brought down the Iron Curtain
And JR is the best character in historyhttps://youtu.be/8sKX3tWaOew
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#2 King of the HillRaceBannon said:
I am your fatherDoog_de_Jour said:
Dad_de_Jour loved Dallas. Even though I was super young when the show was on, I remember watching it with my father. He told me I really liked the theme song.RaceBannon said:Dallas brought down the Iron Curtain
And JR is the best character in historyhttps://youtu.be/8sKX3tWaOew
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#2 King of the Hill
I always love when they fly over old Texas Stadium.Doog_de_Jour said:
Dad_de_Jour loved Dallas. Even though I was super young when the show was on, I remember watching it with my father. He told me I really liked the theme song.RaceBannon said:Dallas brought down the Iron Curtain
And JR is the best character in historyhttps://youtu.be/8sKX3tWaOew
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#7 DallasJR had a luxury suite where he cheated on Sue Ellen
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Who watches this weird old ppl shit
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#2 King of the Hill
King of the Hill over both Always Sunny and Curb is crazy.ThomasFremont said:King of the Hill as a 2 seems broken. As does the inclusion of Dallas.
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#7 DallasDallas. Never seen it.
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#7 Dallas
Same boat. Funny because I can hum the full song but remember nothing about the show other than the Who Shot JR episode being the highest rated episode for a tv show ever outside of the Super Bowl (at least it was as of several years back).Doog_de_Jour said:
Dad_de_Jour loved Dallas. Even though I was super young when the show was on, I remember watching it with my father. He told me I really liked the theme song.RaceBannon said:Dallas brought down the Iron Curtain
And JR is the best character in historyhttps://youtu.be/8sKX3tWaOew
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#2 King of the HillKing of the Hill is the shit, and you’re all fags. Mikke Judge is a genius